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Josh Kettles 🤙🏼
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🏝️ I just really like Survivor
🔥 Strategy Pod http://FuturePastSurvivor.com
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The plural of Shot in the Dark is Shot in the Darks not Shots in the Dark

#survivor #survivor47
One week of PTO has rewired my brain*
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Everything reminds me of her
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Premiere: Follow a "Spirit Guide" on latest single from Flames Of Durga

#FlamesOfDurga
November 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My cousins — his twin daughters who dual-front the heavy rock band called Flames of Durga — just made an incredible music video tribute to the legendary “Whitefeather.”

If you have a minute to watch/listen and leave a like or comment — that would make my day.

🪶🤍

#rock #rocksky #flamesofdurga
November 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Did Alex and Sophi split their vote, or just not vote together? I wasn't paying attention.

Sophi, Savannah, and Rizo were all on the wrong side of the vote. Historically, this means their chances of winning tank - about 75% lower than players on the right side. They have work to do.

#Survivor49
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Crazy the two 49ers on 50 are in the worst position in the game at the F10.

I guess they’re about to go super saiyan (millennial for “god mode”)????

#survivor49 #survivor50
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Jeremy you should’ve hired me as your PR manager, I’d have coached you to say:
“I’m not saying AU is less impressive. It’s just different. It’s baseball vs cricket. It’s football vs rugby. Just a different competition that’s all.”

But…. uh…. the whole “it’s easier thing” is not a good look.
November 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
We all agree it’s on sight with this man right?

#squidgame
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I have had ZERO stress spending a week off of work vacationing in Hawaii EXCEPT at night when I’ve been watching @marklevy.bsky.social compete on #SquidGame 😭

#Team100
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Me every election night, grimly waiting for results.
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Out of office
November 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
We’ll see how being 19 seltzers in affects my candyland performance
November 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Whatever you do, do NOT exceed 2.5 hard seltzers. This is in line with RFK Jr's recommendations.
November 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Getting buzzed Denny-style on a Sunday in Maui.

@dennycarter.bsky.social
@livingthestream.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The illustrious Rio Teixeira — artist behind many of your favorite #Survivor projects (including #FUPASU) — joined us to chat Sage v Shannon, galaxy brain knowledge is power ideas, & more!

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#survivor49
November 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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First 13 minutes of #SquidGameTheChallenge season 2 drop at 1pm Eastern and 10am Pacific on YouTube. Gotta cheer on #Player100
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November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Jeff, reaching for some new way to get #survivor castaways drooling over a mid pre-merge reward:
all I need in the world
October 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Happy Halloween! 💀
October 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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DC friends I will be at Politics & Prose on January 27 @ 7 pm to launch my novel Escape!!* Please come by to say hello and get your copy signed! If it's already signed I will sign it a second time!

*one exclamation point a part of the title, the second added for emphasis
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Recording #FUPASU tonight!

Probably the last week to get any religion questions in this season. We’ll also be having fun with some mid-season superlatives — please feel free to submit any nominations!

Plus, Bryan’s apparently got a fun tactical idea to discuss…

#survivor #survivor
October 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Recording #FUPASU tonight!

Probably the last week to get any religion questions in this season. We’ll also be having fun with some mid-season superlatives — please feel free to submit any nominations!

Plus, Bryan’s apparently got a fun tactical idea to discuss…

#survivor #survivor
October 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
So apparently this four tribes of four thing is the merge? I’m cautiously optimistic that it’ll be better than what we’ve gotten so far with mergatory.

#survivor
October 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
An important PSA ahead of the likely uptick in shot in the darks being played as the Uli-Hina war starts to heat up.

#survivor
The plural of Shot in the Dark is Shot in the Darks not Shots in the Dark

#survivor #survivor47
October 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Was I cooking here — or am I delusional?

#survivor49 #survivor
October 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I’m often more ashamed than proud that my first career was working at an evangelical church.

However, I just went back and looked at the church’s yelp page and was reminded that at least I can hang my hat on the fact that I helped contribute to creating a community where this guy felt unwelcome.
October 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM