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a wizard with a bone to pick
@joshserebryannik.bsky.social
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what's going on with my "boys" and, in some cases, "gals"?
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My favorite Thomas Hardy novel is Tess of the
steve martin as inspector clouseau in pink panther (2006) saying "hamburger" in a way that may sound similar to "d'Urbervilles" but i wouldn't know, i've never read the book or heard that word out loud
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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babe wake up, new name for COVID just dropped
Marty mcflu
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Catch me at the Pasadena Buca di Beppo lazy Susan pope table
A round table with a lazy Susan that has a glass case on it, the case has a bust of the pope inside. The table has a checkered tablecloth and the walls are ornate, golden and covered in art. A close up of the pope bust, he looks excited to eat pasta with you
December 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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So hard to find a Richard store with no tax
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Casual
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Economic policy for the heck of it
Trump from the Apprentice: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my tariffs at will. Pam from the Office: Why would you want to raise your tariffs? Trump from the Apprentice: So I can lower it.
November 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Sad headline but also where the FUCK are the rest of your arms lady?
A picture of an elderly woman in a white cardigan, holding a cane and leaning against a wooden post. Business Insider She's 93 and still job searching despite 14 broken arms and other injuries. She can't afford not to work. 5 hours ago
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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This is Trump's America
'Ridiculousness' Canceled at MTV After 46 Seasons By Ethan Shanfeld
October 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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NEW TRIPLES EL DIABLO GUACAMOLE BACON BURGER FAMOUS STAR WESTERN BACON CHEESEBURGER winking bob odenkirk points at (presumably) burgers
October 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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I know where they're going
Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.b... 8m Uncle Monkey's Illiopolis, IL A picture of a building with a sign that reads "Uncle Monkey's" lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.con 8m I still prefer them to the LSU rhesus monkeys Shared post from Tyler King @tyleraking.com 46m A truckload of rhesus monkeys from Tulane university escaped after a crash. The university warned they're highly aggressive toward humans and infected with hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID. The post is a news story showing a picture of an overturned truck with a monkey in the door. Monkeys on the loose after truck overturns in Heidelberg: public urged to call 911
October 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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lol
"I want Zuck to care," Gelsinger said.
October 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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"I want Zuck to care'" Gelsinger said.
October 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I'm at the Wendy's
I'm at the music lessons
I'm at the combination Wendy's music lessons
A Wendy's sign Underneath it says MUSIC LESSONS
October 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Max, Jay, and Ice from Hocus Pocus. A caption says "FUCK"
October 24, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Dairy free comedy
A theater marquee 7:30 NEIL HAMBURGER W/ MARK PROKSCH 9:30 DUCE NIGHT - HAPPY 1 YEAR!
October 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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saw a very cool bird today (pic unrelated)
Graffiti saying "FUCK ICE"
October 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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sorry for the bad pic I'm in a rush there are like 40 delivery robots outside this apartment is this the uprising™?
A bunch of delivery robots crowd outside an apartment at night. A thumb obscures the top left of the photo.
October 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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This guy is now a Republican DA in Texas. Joan Cusack is still Joan Cusack as far as I know.
Joan Cusack as the principal and Lucas Babin as Spider in School of Rock
October 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Neatsky
Altocumulus stratiformis(?) cloud formation, with a car on the road below, some trees in the middle ground
October 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Joe Dirt 2001
October 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Honestly never heard a more perfect distillation of this administration's hiring ethos than this quote.

"I have no idea what the qualifications are, so I can't say I don't have them, and so I probably have them"
An excerpt from the article: Some ICE officials call Sheahan "Fish Cop" behind her back because of her previous stint running the Department of Wildlife and Fisheries in Louisiana. Sheahan knows there are people who think that, without any law-enforcement background, she isn't qualified for a job usually occupied by veteran ICE officials. "I absolutely think I'm qualified for the job," she told me. "Because at the end of the day, what really makes anybody qualified for any job?"
September 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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The ghost of tires is haunting races now
A man in a racing outfit celebrating his win, the Michelin man is behind him, haunting him
September 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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i like logos
St Louis Cardinals logo A red bird standing on a baseball bat with the word Cardinals written underneath The logo zoomed in on the birds face giving really anxious side eye That meme of the kid from Popeyes giving really anxious side eye
September 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM