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Went to go see David Byrne's American Utopia and a guy sitting in front of us who was clearly a massive Talking Heads fan kept trying to get closer to the stage and had to be ushered back to his seat several times. Really hoping he does that for everything!
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Went to go see David Byrne's American Utopia and a guy sitting in front of us who was clearly a massive Talking Heads fan kept trying to get closer to the stage and had to be ushered back to his seat several times. Really hoping he does that for everything!
A census worker trying to figure out how many members of HR Giger's family live in the home is a Giger counter.
December 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
A census worker trying to figure out how many members of HR Giger's family live in the home is a Giger counter.
I'm glad I finally have something to point to when people ask me to tell them why I got into public health in the most sarcastic and incorrect way possible
NEW: HHS is contemplating a men's health initiative, a source tells @emilymullin.bsky.social; indications of what that might entail come from an FDA panel held yesterday at which an expert on penis curvature held forth on the "men's health crisis" while others called for easier access to steroids.
RFK Jr.'s Health Department Is Pondering a National Men's Health Initiative
At an FDA discussion of testosterone replacement therapy, a top official called for special health centers to address a “men’s health crisis.” Others called to ease men's access to hormones.
www.wired.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I'm glad I finally have something to point to when people ask me to tell them why I got into public health in the most sarcastic and incorrect way possible
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'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
Bloont Jr
December 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Bloont Jr
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Notary public? No Terry, I want Publix subs
December 10, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Notary public? No Terry, I want Publix subs
Notary public? No thank you, I prefer notary public-private partnership
December 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Notary public? No thank you, I prefer notary public-private partnership
Notary public? Fix your attitude and make it a yestary public
December 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Notary public? Fix your attitude and make it a yestary public
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"there's a new serif in town"
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People just shouldn’t talk on these shows. Just come out and shake the host’s hand. Wave to the audience and walk back offstage. Would save us from hearing stuff like this plus you’d have room for like 50 more guests
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
People just shouldn’t talk on these shows. Just come out and shake the host’s hand. Wave to the audience and walk back offstage. Would save us from hearing stuff like this plus you’d have room for like 50 more guests
A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing. Case in point, I've had diarrhea ever since I learned what a McDonald's bagel tastes like.
December 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing. Case in point, I've had diarrhea ever since I learned what a McDonald's bagel tastes like.
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getting this tattooed on my body 40 times like shitty memento
wife shaquille oneal
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
getting this tattooed on my body 40 times like shitty memento
My favorite Thomas Hardy novel is Tess of the
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
My favorite Thomas Hardy novel is Tess of the
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
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December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
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worried about the new day T̸̮̳͍͗H̸̤̹̔̐͝E̵̋̂͜ ̵̦͔̙̀ ̵̜̎̃̅ ̴̙̉̐͘B̸̩̲̰͒̓̊Ė̶͕̘̀̐L̶̝̮͘L̴̨̬̈́O̶̫̱͝W̵̺̙̒͒̚ͅŚ̴̬̙̐ between Wednesday and Thursday... i don't love that it's called The Bellows and i don't want to report to a Labor Outpost. Ș̴̀̋͑̀T̵̞̪̱͎̄̈͂̒̀̎̈́̉͗͋͒̏̿͐͝O̴̼͈̮͌Ķ̸͉̬͔̤̹́͛͋̃E̴̡͚̭̣͇̘̱͆͆̋͑̽̌͑̆̈̿ ̴̢̪̦̭͚̜̳̃̎̒̈́͋͛̌ ̷̢̢̻͔͇͔̦̰͚̖̫͔͍̔̋͗̾́̈̾̃̽̌͑͂̓́̕ ̷̼̣̯̞̭͈̹͚̭͆̈́͛̏͗͛́́̊̋̐͑͜͝T̴̯͙̀̐̽̀̔̾͌̎͐̄́͑͘͘͠Ḧ̸͎̘́̾̆́̂̂̔͝͝͝E̷͚̳͕̐͐̅̊̆́̎͑͐̆̾̀̚͘ͅ ̷̡̛̂̀̽́́͋̀͋͠ ̶̥̪͖͔̬̝̺̗͉̼͈̪͖̐̀̀̽̓̓͌̄̇͘ ̴̹̼̋̑̓̈̋̏̕͘̕̚̚͘͠͠F̵̛̫͐̽̅̔̾̓̓͛L̴̢̢͙̳̹̬͉̯̞͓̲̓̋̅̓͒̈́͆̀͜Ą̵̡͍̪͓̬͈̭̬̗̼̝̦̈̀M̸͎̲̦̮̗̀̂͊̍͠E̷͓͓͒͊͂̓͑̂̇̈́̕͝͠͝S̷̖̜͓̰̱̺̝͍̏̓̒͑͒̾͗̍̕͝. black square looks cool though. it's weird that Satan is here ̸͉͎̤̖̠̠̟̮̲̬̀̈̈́͆̅̍͂̋͝D̷̡̨̳̭̫̗̥̬̰́͒́̑͐͘O̵̬͇͙͐̈́̔̂̿̈́̈̌̀͜N̷̥̟̅͌͆́̂͠͠'̵̧͕͍̭̈́͠Ţ̸̟̤͌̉̈́ ̶̯̿͋S̴̱̬̻͈̞̼̄̊̽̆͛̓E̸̦͊͊͛̔̌̿E̴̱̽̋̅̓̾̀͋̚ ̷͙͇͇̞̅W̷̛̙̝̬͙͓̮̻̌̓͆̉͋͐̇̓̒͜Ḧ̸̜̪͂͛Y̸͈̬͓̱̖͗̽̐̚ ̴̢͕̞̳̘͖̣̜̀̇̀͂͊͋͘T̷̨̻̺͍̜̣̘̜̣̔͛͗̋́͝Ḩ̶̧̳̮̉̃̒͒́͑̕̕A̶̛̦͕͆̑̋͂̅͑͠T̶̲̰͐͂͒̀͗̇̓̎̕'̷̫̦͉̤̟͙̦̲̈̾͛̂͒͘͜ͅS̸̰͖͈̱̞̈̾̐̿̈́̃͘͘͘͜ ̴͈͔̝̼̱̪̍̈́͆̆̌̀ͅW̷̨̨̧̧̬̬̬̝͈͒̈͆̿̈̐̊͘͠͝Ḛ̷̡̝̘̺̤́͗͂̅̏̎͑̀Į̷͍̲̤̈̔̔́̇̇̿R̷̛̞͕͈̹̻̟̠͒̎͊̌̒̄́̒̓D̸̫̮̐̇̈̚͘acking off a LOT more
December 8, 2025 at 7:07 AM
worried about the new day T̸̮̳͍͗H̸̤̹̔̐͝E̵̋̂͜ ̵̦͔̙̀ ̵̜̎̃̅ ̴̙̉̐͘B̸̩̲̰͒̓̊Ė̶͕̘̀̐L̶̝̮͘L̴̨̬̈́O̶̫̱͝W̵̺̙̒͒̚ͅŚ̴̬̙̐ between Wednesday and Thursday... i don't love that it's called The Bellows and i don't want to report to a Labor Outpost. Ș̴̀̋͑̀T̵̞̪̱͎̄̈͂̒̀̎̈́̉͗͋͒̏̿͐͝O̴̼͈̮͌Ķ̸͉̬͔̤̹́͛͋̃E̴̡͚̭̣͇̘̱͆͆̋͑̽̌͑̆̈̿ ̴̢̪̦̭͚̜̳̃̎̒̈́͋͛̌ ̷̢̢̻͔͇͔̦̰͚̖̫͔͍̔̋͗̾́̈̾̃̽̌͑͂̓́̕ ̷̼̣̯̞̭͈̹͚̭͆̈́͛̏͗͛́́̊̋̐͑͜͝T̴̯͙̀̐̽̀̔̾͌̎͐̄́͑͘͘͠Ḧ̸͎̘́̾̆́̂̂̔͝͝͝E̷͚̳͕̐͐̅̊̆́̎͑͐̆̾̀̚͘ͅ ̷̡̛̂̀̽́́͋̀͋͠ ̶̥̪͖͔̬̝̺̗͉̼͈̪͖̐̀̀̽̓̓͌̄̇͘ ̴̹̼̋̑̓̈̋̏̕͘̕̚̚͘͠͠F̵̛̫͐̽̅̔̾̓̓͛L̴̢̢͙̳̹̬͉̯̞͓̲̓̋̅̓͒̈́͆̀͜Ą̵̡͍̪͓̬͈̭̬̗̼̝̦̈̀M̸͎̲̦̮̗̀̂͊̍͠E̷͓͓͒͊͂̓͑̂̇̈́̕͝͠͝S̷̖̜͓̰̱̺̝͍̏̓̒͑͒̾͗̍̕͝. black square looks cool though. it's weird that Satan is here ̸͉͎̤̖̠̠̟̮̲̬̀̈̈́͆̅̍͂̋͝D̷̡̨̳̭̫̗̥̬̰́͒́̑͐͘O̵̬͇͙͐̈́̔̂̿̈́̈̌̀͜N̷̥̟̅͌͆́̂͠͠'̵̧͕͍̭̈́͠Ţ̸̟̤͌̉̈́ ̶̯̿͋S̴̱̬̻͈̞̼̄̊̽̆͛̓E̸̦͊͊͛̔̌̿E̴̱̽̋̅̓̾̀͋̚ ̷͙͇͇̞̅W̷̛̙̝̬͙͓̮̻̌̓͆̉͋͐̇̓̒͜Ḧ̸̜̪͂͛Y̸͈̬͓̱̖͗̽̐̚ ̴̢͕̞̳̘͖̣̜̀̇̀͂͊͋͘T̷̨̻̺͍̜̣̘̜̣̔͛͗̋́͝Ḩ̶̧̳̮̉̃̒͒́͑̕̕A̶̛̦͕͆̑̋͂̅͑͠T̶̲̰͐͂͒̀͗̇̓̎̕'̷̫̦͉̤̟͙̦̲̈̾͛̂͒͘͜ͅS̸̰͖͈̱̞̈̾̐̿̈́̃͘͘͘͜ ̴͈͔̝̼̱̪̍̈́͆̆̌̀ͅW̷̨̨̧̧̬̬̬̝͈͒̈͆̿̈̐̊͘͠͝Ḛ̷̡̝̘̺̤́͗͂̅̏̎͑̀Į̷͍̲̤̈̔̔́̇̇̿R̷̛̞͕͈̹̻̟̠͒̎͊̌̒̄́̒̓D̸̫̮̐̇̈̚͘acking off a LOT more
Being cut off by a busted Accord with a Hello Kitty "STOP RIDING MY ASS" bumper sticker is just one of the many joys you'll experience driving in Los Angeles
December 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Being cut off by a busted Accord with a Hello Kitty "STOP RIDING MY ASS" bumper sticker is just one of the many joys you'll experience driving in Los Angeles
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i do not think therefore i do not am
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i do not think therefore i do not am
racist chefs kiss
National parks fee-free calendar drops MLK Day, Juneteenth and adds Trump's birthday
The Trump administration, which has railed against what it describes as "woke" policies, removed MLK Day and Juneteenth from next year's list of fare-exempt days for visitors at dozens of national par...
www.npr.org
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
racist chefs kiss
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In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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For us Millennials, it used to be we had Dane Cook, Drake & Josh, and Dax Shepard.
But now…
✅ We can’t cook.
✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽.
✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!
But now…
✅ We can’t cook.
✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽.
✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!
August 4, 2025 at 9:51 AM
For us Millennials, it used to be we had Dane Cook, Drake & Josh, and Dax Shepard.
But now…
✅ We can’t cook.
✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽.
✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!
But now…
✅ We can’t cook.
✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽.
✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!