JoYo
@joyo4.bsky.social
A bleeding heart wrapped in a snarky shell.
📍Thousand Oaks, CA
📍Thousand Oaks, CA
I love it when I hear a pop song like 4 years after it was cool and am just vibing obsessively to old news for everyone else (yes this was inspired by a specific song atm and no I won’t be sharing)
December 28, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I love it when I hear a pop song like 4 years after it was cool and am just vibing obsessively to old news for everyone else (yes this was inspired by a specific song atm and no I won’t be sharing)
As a Scorpio this is so aspirational 🤣
50 Cent is a world champion hater for producing this Diddy documentary. I mean this is college student writes a thesis to spite the professor levels of research and detail.
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
As a Scorpio this is so aspirational 🤣
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50 Cent was asked how he thinks Diddy will react to his Netflix documentary
"I think he's gonna say, 'Wow, this is amazing ... This is the best documentary I've seen in a long time'" 😂
(via GMA)
"I think he's gonna say, 'Wow, this is amazing ... This is the best documentary I've seen in a long time'" 😂
(via GMA)
December 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
50 Cent was asked how he thinks Diddy will react to his Netflix documentary
"I think he's gonna say, 'Wow, this is amazing ... This is the best documentary I've seen in a long time'" 😂
(via GMA)
"I think he's gonna say, 'Wow, this is amazing ... This is the best documentary I've seen in a long time'" 😂
(via GMA)
??? Sounds worrisome
Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
??? Sounds worrisome
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Our Chief Puppy Officer, Pearl Grey, turned six today!
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Our Chief Puppy Officer, Pearl Grey, turned six today!
such a nice beach day today
November 30, 2025 at 6:46 AM
such a nice beach day today
Watching SNL Thanksgiving sketches and Rachel Dratch’s excellent Debbie Downer came on. I’m realizing that online comment sections basically function like this character now🙃
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Watching SNL Thanksgiving sketches and Rachel Dratch’s excellent Debbie Downer came on. I’m realizing that online comment sections basically function like this character now🙃
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One of my beliefs is that during a holiday week email shouldn't work at all for anyone
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
One of my beliefs is that during a holiday week email shouldn't work at all for anyone
Obsessed with this. The kids are wise.
My daughter comes downstairs while I’m trying to get work done.
Daughter: “what are you working on?”
Me: “… a law.”
Daughter: “what kind of law, is it a sharing law?”
Me: “… yes, it is a sharing law.”
Daughter: “why are you working on a law if you’re not the queen?”
Daughter: “what are you working on?”
Me: “… a law.”
Daughter: “what kind of law, is it a sharing law?”
Me: “… yes, it is a sharing law.”
Daughter: “why are you working on a law if you’re not the queen?”
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Obsessed with this. The kids are wise.
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Record Number Of Women Want To Leave U.S. https://theonion.com/record-number-of-women-want-to-leave-u-s/
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Record Number Of Women Want To Leave U.S. https://theonion.com/record-number-of-women-want-to-leave-u-s/
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Come and experience #reading on a whole new level with OutPaged. We’re available on the Apple AppStore now.
#book #books #read #amreading
#book #books #read #amreading
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Come and experience #reading on a whole new level with OutPaged. We’re available on the Apple AppStore now.
#book #books #read #amreading
#book #books #read #amreading
A much needed wine break🍷
November 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
A much needed wine break🍷
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Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
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They should invent a California where you can afford to live
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
They should invent a California where you can afford to live
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Farmworkers in Oxnard, CA are harvesting marigolds just in time for #DiaDeLosMuertos. The marigold is sometimes called Flor de Muerto (“Flower of the Dead”). These flowers are thought to attract the souls of the dead to the offerings and ensure eternal peace.
November 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Farmworkers in Oxnard, CA are harvesting marigolds just in time for #DiaDeLosMuertos. The marigold is sometimes called Flor de Muerto (“Flower of the Dead”). These flowers are thought to attract the souls of the dead to the offerings and ensure eternal peace.
*nods*
October 31, 2025 at 3:56 AM
*nods*
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drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
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Being a little bit silly sometimes is all we have left.
October 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Being a little bit silly sometimes is all we have left.
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good luck kitty
October 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
good luck kitty
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It can’t be said enough: the last three times the government has shut down, Donald Trump was president of the United States, and Republicans controlled the House and the Senate. They cannot govern.
October 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
It can’t be said enough: the last three times the government has shut down, Donald Trump was president of the United States, and Republicans controlled the House and the Senate. They cannot govern.