John-Paul
@jpkeates.com
A dyslexic genius with a brian the size of a planet.
Retired.
Mostly jokes.
Sixties British male, living in the middle. Slightly left of centre and socially awkward.
#LunchPun #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary
Retired.
Mostly jokes.
Sixties British male, living in the middle. Slightly left of centre and socially awkward.
#LunchPun #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary
She really shouldn't try the jokes, though. Her delivery of banter is terrible.
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
She really shouldn't try the jokes, though. Her delivery of banter is terrible.
Let's be nit pickey, the original is by Steinman for Pandora's Box - one of the great lost albums, Original Sin- which is slightly crap, but also not.
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Let's be nit pickey, the original is by Steinman for Pandora's Box - one of the great lost albums, Original Sin- which is slightly crap, but also not.
That got an actual smile. So stealing that.
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
That got an actual smile. So stealing that.
He used to perform it at parties with different lyrics
"You're the breasts of Venus,
You're King Kong's penis,
You're self-abuse!"
"You're the breasts of Venus,
You're King Kong's penis,
You're self-abuse!"
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
He used to perform it at parties with different lyrics
"You're the breasts of Venus,
You're King Kong's penis,
You're self-abuse!"
"You're the breasts of Venus,
You're King Kong's penis,
You're self-abuse!"
You're the top - Cole Porter.
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You're the top - Cole Porter.
I blame the petriarchy!
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I blame the petriarchy!