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JP
@jplowrey.bsky.social
Cheeseball in Residence
Composer of musicals, Sondheim evangelist, and Haunted Mansion purist
Just watched Linklater’s “Before” trilogy for the first time and I‘m now even more terrified of being known than I already was.
January 17, 2026 at 11:25 PM
What are you animals doing to these library dvds so that they always skip? How about when you’re done watching just put the disc in the case and skip the part where you rub it on a brick.
January 17, 2026 at 4:28 AM
The SITPWG news dropped weeks ago, where’ve y’all been?
January 14, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Post your First Film / Last Film of 2025 🍿
January 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
The neighbors are celebrating NYE traditionally with fireworks and screaming at the top of their lungs.
January 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I once had my wrist in a bandage to cover a small burn I was treating, but a bandaged wrist will always look like *that* so a coworker asked if I was okay. I explained what it was and they replied “Whew good. You’re way too cute to **** yourself.”
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
January 1, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Watching a monster truck race on tv with my nephew. Is having a blond soul patch a prerequisit for drivers?
December 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Shocked to discover Cats (2019) is a childhood classic for the gen alpha kids.
December 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
FINALLY Death of a Salesman is getting its long overdue Broadway revival!!! It’s been almost 30 long minutes since its last staging in NYC.
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Michelle Yeoh won an Oscar then said “I will never put a modicum of effort in a performance ever again.”
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It’s that time again! Let’s all play “Is This a Depressive Episode or Am I Just Cozy?”
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
These watchalongs alone are worth the @cbbworld.bsky.social subscription
Blimey. They've only gone and done it again! Andrew Lloyd Webber [actually me] and Byron Denniston [probably @showmanandydaly.bsky.social] continue their hallowed/Hallowe'en tradition of watching the SAW film franchise together. This installment: SAW 2. Come watch along! Only at cbbworld.com!
October 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Self-Care Game Changer: When a comment begins with “As a…” just keep on scrolling.
October 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Seriously, baseball is like a Reich piece; the boredom is the point.
Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.
October 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
“Due to streaming rights the following is only available with limited interruptions“ and the only interruptions are ads for the streaming service I‘m already using, fuck ALL the way off!
October 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Effect and affect don’t need to be different words.
October 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Thanks for telling me, Things No One Could Possibly Give a Shit About Magazine
October 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’m catching up on some newer musicals I missed and I gotta say this whole “high notes=good score” approach is grating on my last nerve.

Also, all props to these orchestrators/arrangers for trying to get these paint-by-numbers scores to sound distinct. I don’t know how they do it.
October 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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FanTASTIC news let’s get this done
October 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
We should be raising funds for a statue of Michael Stuhlbarg.
September 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
My phone autocorrected “all” to “AI” so I‘m going to bury all my tech.
September 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Opening bluesky to see tylenol, the Supreme Court, and the rapture all trending
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
To be fair, no one knows what teenagers are doing, much less actual teenagers.
just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one
September 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
A student just sneezed directly into my coffee. Maybe I actually *do* miss Zoom lessons.
September 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I have a lot I want to say about this. Least of all, this guy proves that is you’re handsome and confident enough you can trick the world into thinking you’re funny.
Here’s how Jimmy Fallon responded to Jimmy Kimmel being pulled off air:
September 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM