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James M
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Over trained and under qualified grocery store worker. they/them.
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Just found out someone drained my bank account. Still trying to find out when, but bank isn't going to refund me until they investigate. Need to pay rent. Anything helps.

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ko-fi.com/gaydragongirl

#transcrowdfund #MutualAidRequest #mutualaid
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December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My wife keeps "psp psp psp"ing to get my attention, like I'm a cat, and I'm so annoyed with myself that it constantly works!
December 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Went out and got my septum pierced on tuesday, because I needed the dopamine so much.

You have no idea how much that part of your face moves until you get stabbed there, and the constant sneezing that makes me cry a little most of the time is hilarious.
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I'm so disappointed in myself.

"She beef on my burrito until I fire sauce" was right there!
Me, trying to get my half-asleep wife to get up for food: Baby want Bed-rito?
My Wife, trying to get up to eat: Yeah...
Me, holding a plate of taco bell: want it on the nightstand?
Her, not getting up: No...
Me, waiting: She beef on my burrito until I cruchwrap supreme?
Her: No.
December 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Me, trying to get my half-asleep wife to get up for food: Baby want Bed-rito?
My Wife, trying to get up to eat: Yeah...
Me, holding a plate of taco bell: want it on the nightstand?
Her, not getting up: No...
Me, waiting: She beef on my burrito until I cruchwrap supreme?
Her: No.
December 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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this is a Canadian petition to uphold charter rights for transgender and minority communities

if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it.

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Name Her Holy is 50% off as part of the itch winter sale and this is how I’m choosing to advertise that ✨❄️

aubreyennis.itch.io/name-her-holy
December 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Coworker: "you look tired today."
Me: "I am."
C: "oh."
M: "I'm also hungover and not wearing makeup."
C: "oh."
M: "I keep the dark circles so people know I'm ready to kill a man if provoked."
C: "..."
M: *pointing* "you have a customer waiting."
December 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
A few days after I finished tg3e game for the first time I told a coworker, who is also trans, that was on the fence about playing it that I gave it 6 months from the good ending before Visi cracks that egg.

I also assume the team has a pool running on it.
Dispatch more like estrogen patch
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
To the person who left kudos on a Star Wars fanfic I published in 2019: I hope you're enjoying those expansion packs, and thank you.
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I'm going to need at least two more runs of Dispatch for 100% completion, but I'm honestly surprised this achievement has such low completion. I wonder if people are skipping these levels.
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Chugged a redbull at 10 this morning and spent the rest of my day craving fireball, it felt like I had tricked my body in to thinking I'm 25.
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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spiders are lovely cause you cant tell if theyre having sex or killing each other, and ain't that the goal for all of us
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Running for office and the only issue on my platform is that you should get a paid day of medical leave on t blocker day.
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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What? No, it's not a "mechsplo forcefem" thing – she'd already figured out that she was a girl long before getting into the giant robot. The combat drugs DID however make her gay.
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Vampires coming up with terms of endearment for their mortal lovers
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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I designed this t-shirt. You should get this t-shirt.

nerdykeppie.com/products/bad...

All proceeds go to my friend’s transition! ☺️☺️☺️🙏💖
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
My Wife: If only there was some way to stay home and get paid. Oh, wait, there is, but we don't have money for that.
Me: Unfortunately, I've discovered the internet likes pictures of my outfits more than pictures of my tits.
My Wife: Investments, honey, I'm talking about investments.
Me: Oh.
November 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Happy Halloween!

Tunnel Snakes Rule!
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Got to see the letter the doctor I saw on monday sent to my GP thanks to mychart and was irritated to see that 90% of the time the doctor called me 'he'.

I went to this appointment in a skirt, and the medical history near the beginning includes that I'm nonbinary and on HRT.
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Me: *recieves news of a potentially distressing development in my professional life that requires me to wait and see if I need to make a drastic change* "I could be overreacting, right?"
The Cards: "Or, maybe just charge in head first."
October 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Yesterday was 3 years since I started HRT. I got to spend my morning at the hospital doing mobility tests. The good news, my joint pain is not arthritis! The bad news, I don't show any signs of known conditions that have hypermobility as a symptom, so my health problems remain a mystery!
October 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Yesterday was 3 years since I started HRT. I got to spend my morning at the hospital doing mobility tests. The good news, my joint pain is not arthritis! The bad news, I don't show any signs of known conditions that have hypermobility as a symptom, so my health problems remain a mystery!
October 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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October 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Tumblr actually gave me pretty decent click-through to my Patreon so this is a bit of a bummer.

If you’re interested in supporting me (and in a secure place financially!) here’s a link to my page:

www.patreon.com/spicymancer?...
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October 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM