SOS how do I convince my body to stop hitting snooze every time my alarm goes off? I managed to snooze 40 times this morning—multiple alarms, and I snoozed each one at least twice. Send help.
November 19, 2024 at 12:24 AM
SOS how do I convince my body to stop hitting snooze every time my alarm goes off? I managed to snooze 40 times this morning—multiple alarms, and I snoozed each one at least twice. Send help.
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Coffee owns me and I'm ok with that.
November 18, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Coffee owns me and I'm ok with that.
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very hot tip: if you see this shit in the store buy it. it’s peak refreshment. mixes perfectly with gin if you’re into that kind of thing. i get it at aldi but imagine it’s elsewhere
this isnt a sponsored post but it was made out of personal self interest, because if they stop making it i will kms
this isnt a sponsored post but it was made out of personal self interest, because if they stop making it i will kms
November 17, 2024 at 6:24 PM
very hot tip: if you see this shit in the store buy it. it’s peak refreshment. mixes perfectly with gin if you’re into that kind of thing. i get it at aldi but imagine it’s elsewhere
this isnt a sponsored post but it was made out of personal self interest, because if they stop making it i will kms
this isnt a sponsored post but it was made out of personal self interest, because if they stop making it i will kms
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Word of this morning is ‘procaffeinate’: to put everything on hold until you’ve had sufficient amounts of coffee.
November 18, 2024 at 8:15 AM
Word of this morning is ‘procaffeinate’: to put everything on hold until you’ve had sufficient amounts of coffee.
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ordered 16 wings and got 19, plus they gave me a free slice of cheesecake. W’s in the chat
November 18, 2024 at 3:02 AM
ordered 16 wings and got 19, plus they gave me a free slice of cheesecake. W’s in the chat
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I dunked a cookie in my tea this morning. Held it under until the bubbles stopped. Thought of you.
November 17, 2024 at 4:51 PM
I dunked a cookie in my tea this morning. Held it under until the bubbles stopped. Thought of you.
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Not Thanksgiving, but someone brought this dish of kraft (?) mac and cheese topped with american cheese slices to a family reunion I attended a few years ago 😬 I don't go to them anymore
November 18, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Not Thanksgiving, but someone brought this dish of kraft (?) mac and cheese topped with american cheese slices to a family reunion I attended a few years ago 😬 I don't go to them anymore
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A real thing in my actual family:
“I can’t believe you’re not inviting me to Thanksgiving. All I did was vote for someone who wants to deport half of the family while taking away the rights of most of the people who would remain.”
“I can’t believe you’re not inviting me to Thanksgiving. All I did was vote for someone who wants to deport half of the family while taking away the rights of most of the people who would remain.”
November 17, 2024 at 4:01 PM
A real thing in my actual family:
“I can’t believe you’re not inviting me to Thanksgiving. All I did was vote for someone who wants to deport half of the family while taking away the rights of most of the people who would remain.”
“I can’t believe you’re not inviting me to Thanksgiving. All I did was vote for someone who wants to deport half of the family while taking away the rights of most of the people who would remain.”
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Is it just me, or would anyone else like to see an editing feature for skeets on Bluesky? Oh, and while we’re at it, it would be nice if we could save draft skeets. Please and thank you.
November 17, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Is it just me, or would anyone else like to see an editing feature for skeets on Bluesky? Oh, and while we’re at it, it would be nice if we could save draft skeets. Please and thank you.
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Probably one of the tweets I'm most proud of...
🌵 🌵🐺
🦅 🦇🌵🐍🐻
🐸 🐸🦂🦌 🦉
🦎 🦝🌲🌾🌲🐿️
🦊🐜🌾🌵
🌳🦌🦇🐗 🦩🦝
🥑🦋 🌲🦗🦟 🦜🐦
🦉🦃🌽🐊 🦥🐸
🐆🦜🦨
🌵 🌵🐺
🦅 🦇🌵🐍🐻
🐸 🐸🦂🦌 🦉
🦎 🦝🌲🌾🌲🐿️
🦊🐜🌾🌵
🌳🦌🦇🐗 🦩🦝
🥑🦋 🌲🦗🦟 🦜🐦
🦉🦃🌽🐊 🦥🐸
🐆🦜🦨
November 16, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Probably one of the tweets I'm most proud of...
🌵 🌵🐺
🦅 🦇🌵🐍🐻
🐸 🐸🦂🦌 🦉
🦎 🦝🌲🌾🌲🐿️
🦊🐜🌾🌵
🌳🦌🦇🐗 🦩🦝
🥑🦋 🌲🦗🦟 🦜🐦
🦉🦃🌽🐊 🦥🐸
🐆🦜🦨
🌵 🌵🐺
🦅 🦇🌵🐍🐻
🐸 🐸🦂🦌 🦉
🦎 🦝🌲🌾🌲🐿️
🦊🐜🌾🌵
🌳🦌🦇🐗 🦩🦝
🥑🦋 🌲🦗🦟 🦜🐦
🦉🦃🌽🐊 🦥🐸
🐆🦜🦨
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The peace and quiet of a Sunday morning with a hot cup of coffee…Morning all! ☕️🍩❤️
November 17, 2024 at 2:14 PM
The peace and quiet of a Sunday morning with a hot cup of coffee…Morning all! ☕️🍩❤️
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Self-care is gonna be a big thing for the forseeable future. I will get a full nights sleep every night, taking regular breaks from work, doing better at fitness, and wearing a mask in crowds, cause I will not afford any deterioration in health to be able to sustain the long fight.
November 16, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Self-care is gonna be a big thing for the forseeable future. I will get a full nights sleep every night, taking regular breaks from work, doing better at fitness, and wearing a mask in crowds, cause I will not afford any deterioration in health to be able to sustain the long fight.
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It’s crazy how missing one night of your skin routine can set you back months. You MFs w/ the good genes don’t know lucky you are
November 17, 2024 at 2:40 AM
It’s crazy how missing one night of your skin routine can set you back months. You MFs w/ the good genes don’t know lucky you are
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we need music for our profiles
November 17, 2024 at 6:06 AM
we need music for our profiles
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Being an adult just sneaks up on you, man. One day you wake up and suddenly you’re excited about new towels and curtains
November 17, 2024 at 6:38 AM
Being an adult just sneaks up on you, man. One day you wake up and suddenly you’re excited about new towels and curtains
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The energy of 2013 Twitter but everybody's back and knees hurt more.
November 17, 2024 at 3:50 AM
The energy of 2013 Twitter but everybody's back and knees hurt more.
Ugh why am I so irritable today
November 17, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Ugh why am I so irritable today
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We all grew up and raised hell on twitter, Blue is like our retirement home. Dont be over here with all that noise. Sit ya ass down and act like you got some sense.
November 16, 2024 at 1:57 PM
We all grew up and raised hell on twitter, Blue is like our retirement home. Dont be over here with all that noise. Sit ya ass down and act like you got some sense.
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As I chat away on here with people about their middle-aged Friday nights I'm increasingly furious over how obviously Twitter was strangling my feed. This ACTUALLY works as a social media platform. X was just bots, ads and fury. There are PEOPLE here.
November 15, 2024 at 6:52 PM
As I chat away on here with people about their middle-aged Friday nights I'm increasingly furious over how obviously Twitter was strangling my feed. This ACTUALLY works as a social media platform. X was just bots, ads and fury. There are PEOPLE here.
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“You seem a bit calmer today.”
“Maybe we can call it the BlueSky effect, Moxie.”
“Can I get my own account?”
“We can share.”
“Maybe we can call it the BlueSky effect, Moxie.”
“Can I get my own account?”
“We can share.”
November 16, 2024 at 9:40 PM
“You seem a bit calmer today.”
“Maybe we can call it the BlueSky effect, Moxie.”
“Can I get my own account?”
“We can share.”
“Maybe we can call it the BlueSky effect, Moxie.”
“Can I get my own account?”
“We can share.”
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Any of you have weird sleep habits lately? Mine are just crazy.
November 16, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Any of you have weird sleep habits lately? Mine are just crazy.