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he/him • philosophy professor • learning to be useless
a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape
he/him • philosophy professor • learning to be useless
a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape
Hardly the most important part here but you don’t need to be from a military family to see why attacking under disguise of civilian transport is horrifying and despicable and endangers actual civilian transports
January 13, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Hardly the most important part here but you don’t need to be from a military family to see why attacking under disguise of civilian transport is horrifying and despicable and endangers actual civilian transports
Apparently if he squints he can almost understand the plain surface meaning of the original tweet
January 13, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Apparently if he squints he can almost understand the plain surface meaning of the original tweet
Lord send me smarter foes
January 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Lord send me smarter foes
Yeah, the comments on his posts on Twitter are super respectful. It’s wissenschaft marketplace of ideas and respect all the way down over there!
January 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Yeah, the comments on his posts on Twitter are super respectful. It’s wissenschaft marketplace of ideas and respect all the way down over there!
Supreme Court emergency docket rulings be like:
January 12, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Supreme Court emergency docket rulings be like:
I know that false equivalence is pretty much what you get paid to do, Thomas, but do you think it matters that on the one hand, the President, Vice President, and head of DHS are celebrating Good’s murder, and on the other, it’s “online randos” lionizing Mangione, not, say, any elected democrat?
January 11, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I know that false equivalence is pretty much what you get paid to do, Thomas, but do you think it matters that on the one hand, the President, Vice President, and head of DHS are celebrating Good’s murder, and on the other, it’s “online randos” lionizing Mangione, not, say, any elected democrat?
Daniel Kodsi wants you to know that it’s fine for the gestapo to murder people
January 10, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Daniel Kodsi wants you to know that it’s fine for the gestapo to murder people
his funniest tweets are not intended as comedy
January 10, 2026 at 5:10 PM
his funniest tweets are not intended as comedy
I have such takes to show you:
January 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I have such takes to show you:
![Denazification
Entnazifizierung
[image of workers on a ladder adjusting signage
On the wall: Bahnhof- Str.
Sign just removed: Adolf Hifler-Str.]
Workers removing the signage from a former
"Adolf Hitler-Straße" (today "Bahnhofstraße") in Trier, May 12, 1945](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ov6ksblbmitfo45xyfia4nk7/bafkreihj7yb3e6zggeiithzuhohgx5ramjoep7qpvwcm4bx3eohdr6v2r4@jpeg)
January 8, 2026 at 12:32 PM
I cannot tell you how much I appreciate this infomercial for being a vampire:
January 7, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I cannot tell you how much I appreciate this infomercial for being a vampire:
He says he’s not a typical democrat but he is marketing himself as “you may know me as the guy who got called a loser” and then he hit me up for a campaign donation so I feel like he fits right into the Democratic Party
January 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
He says he’s not a typical democrat but he is marketing himself as “you may know me as the guy who got called a loser” and then he hit me up for a campaign donation so I feel like he fits right into the Democratic Party
Daniel Kodsi wants you to know that he hates all Muslims *and* anyone who doesn’t hate all Muslims
January 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Daniel Kodsi wants you to know that he hates all Muslims *and* anyone who doesn’t hate all Muslims
Really wish I ran a Hilton right now so that I could just send them a copy of the third amendment stapled to the cancellation
January 5, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Really wish I ran a Hilton right now so that I could just send them a copy of the third amendment stapled to the cancellation
Just want to be clear that the *map* is not terrible here
![Terrible Maps • Follow
4d •
A mnemonic device for remembering the Great Lakes
'Lisa Likes Licking Lettuce Lightly'
[A map of the Great Lakes, accurately labeled]
Lake Superior
Lake Michigan
Lake Huron
Lake Erie
Lake Ontario
Terrible
Maps](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ov6ksblbmitfo45xyfia4nk7/bafkreieznllw6x5afff4xhohn7wswehx4d3npmt24mrhpivz7x37phvaui@jpeg)
January 5, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Just want to be clear that the *map* is not terrible here
It is actually not okay to take over another country
January 4, 2026 at 2:23 PM
It is actually not okay to take over another country
We need a better calibre of clickbait author on the internet.
What the fuck does this even mean???? It is a work of fiction!
What the fuck does this even mean???? It is a work of fiction!
January 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
We need a better calibre of clickbait author on the internet.
What the fuck does this even mean???? It is a work of fiction!
What the fuck does this even mean???? It is a work of fiction!
Nael has some competition!
January 3, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Nael has some competition!
Really tired of seeing ads for this homophobic mobile game
January 2, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Really tired of seeing ads for this homophobic mobile game
My favorite part of grift university is still that their “objective” admissions algorithm had some bullshit thing where you could specify 3 “achievements” that would impact your ranking
January 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
My favorite part of grift university is still that their “objective” admissions algorithm had some bullshit thing where you could specify 3 “achievements” that would impact your ranking
I somehow suspect that the NY post is not all “yass queen” about Nancy Pelosi
January 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I somehow suspect that the NY post is not all “yass queen” about Nancy Pelosi