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he/him • philosophy professor • learning to be useless
a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape
he/him • philosophy professor • learning to be useless
a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape
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Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says “It hurts when I do this.” Doctor says “Treatment is simple. Don’t do this.” Man bursts into tears.
“But Doctor, I *am* do this.”
Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
“But Doctor, I *am* do this.”
Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
This seems like you had Ava from abbot elementary subbing
January 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
This seems like you had Ava from abbot elementary subbing
The year she was in five movies
January 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
The year she was in five movies
Haha no way
January 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Haha no way
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An administrative warrant is signed by ICE, not a judge. Without a signed judicial warrant, agents do not have the right to enter your home.
You have the right to ask to see the warrant.
You have the right to refuse entry without one.
You have the right to ask to see the warrant.
You have the right to refuse entry without one.
January 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
An administrative warrant is signed by ICE, not a judge. Without a signed judicial warrant, agents do not have the right to enter your home.
You have the right to ask to see the warrant.
You have the right to refuse entry without one.
You have the right to ask to see the warrant.
You have the right to refuse entry without one.
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In response to a quote tweet of DHS that says “you guys killed an American citizen,” Greg Bovino replies: “Triggered much?”
January 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
In response to a quote tweet of DHS that says “you guys killed an American citizen,” Greg Bovino replies: “Triggered much?”
Okay so when you try to update we didn’t start the fire to include the burger wars, please note (unlike fallout boy) that the events are in chronological order it’s not just saying random things! It is saying random things in order and with a meter
Everyone remembers where they were when the war on protein began.
January 12, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Okay so when you try to update we didn’t start the fire to include the burger wars, please note (unlike fallout boy) that the events are in chronological order it’s not just saying random things! It is saying random things in order and with a meter
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Naive question from an outsider:
If (for example) Claude Code is so good, why aren't we seeing more open source developments? Like, why isn't OpenTTD or whatever accelerated? Why isn't there an open source alternative to Duolingo?
Or is it good only for personalized tasks?
If (for example) Claude Code is so good, why aren't we seeing more open source developments? Like, why isn't OpenTTD or whatever accelerated? Why isn't there an open source alternative to Duolingo?
Or is it good only for personalized tasks?
January 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Naive question from an outsider:
If (for example) Claude Code is so good, why aren't we seeing more open source developments? Like, why isn't OpenTTD or whatever accelerated? Why isn't there an open source alternative to Duolingo?
Or is it good only for personalized tasks?
If (for example) Claude Code is so good, why aren't we seeing more open source developments? Like, why isn't OpenTTD or whatever accelerated? Why isn't there an open source alternative to Duolingo?
Or is it good only for personalized tasks?
Isildur would not have seen it coming, because Elrond didn’t seem like the “shove you from behind” type
January 12, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Isildur would not have seen it coming, because Elrond didn’t seem like the “shove you from behind” type
If Elrond really wanted to defeat Sauron he would have just shoved isildur off the ledge when they were in mt doom and saved everyone a lot of drama
elrond talks a lot of shit about isildur and men in general for a guy who didn’t actually have to contend directly with sauron’s will while in the seat of his power. not obvious to me that he would’ve cast the ring into the fire either! like maybe a take beat and humble yourself pal
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
If Elrond really wanted to defeat Sauron he would have just shoved isildur off the ledge when they were in mt doom and saved everyone a lot of drama
Supreme Court emergency docket rulings be like:
January 12, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Supreme Court emergency docket rulings be like:
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I think I will never stop thinking about this
January 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I think I will never stop thinking about this
Just treat them the right way, though; it’s still better to know the thing?
Like you have to get weird cases with psychic police or something before you unlearning is a moral good
Like you have to get weird cases with psychic police or something before you unlearning is a moral good
January 12, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Just treat them the right way, though; it’s still better to know the thing?
Like you have to get weird cases with psychic police or something before you unlearning is a moral good
Like you have to get weird cases with psychic police or something before you unlearning is a moral good
Maybe the rules of etiquette require me to *pretend* not to know things that I learned via the wrong channels or whatever, but morality probably overrides that and requires me to keep track of what i actually know to navigate the world correctly or like not seat people in a fight next to each other
January 12, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Maybe the rules of etiquette require me to *pretend* not to know things that I learned via the wrong channels or whatever, but morality probably overrides that and requires me to keep track of what i actually know to navigate the world correctly or like not seat people in a fight next to each other
A lot of journalists are way too proud of asking the emperor what he thinks of his new clothes instead of reporting that the emperor is firing people for telling him he is naked and created a private army to murder people who disagree with him
January 12, 2026 at 2:26 PM
A lot of journalists are way too proud of asking the emperor what he thinks of his new clothes instead of reporting that the emperor is firing people for telling him he is naked and created a private army to murder people who disagree with him
The cure for this is sonic adventure 2 + chao garden
when i was a kid i could spend a whole afternoon playing something like Sonic 3D Blast. and if i try and play it now i just think "why am i doing this. one day i am going to die".
January 12, 2026 at 2:24 PM
The cure for this is sonic adventure 2 + chao garden
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Donald Trump and his father were busted by the DOJ for refusing to rent to Black people. They were guilty but they avoided responsibility by aggressively litigating. It was one of the formative experiences of his life.
Trump Says Civil Rights Led to White People Being ‘Very Badly Treated’
www.nytimes.com
January 12, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Donald Trump and his father were busted by the DOJ for refusing to rent to Black people. They were guilty but they avoided responsibility by aggressively litigating. It was one of the formative experiences of his life.
Do you think he just donates money to every defendant on the basis of this principle?
January 12, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Do you think he just donates money to every defendant on the basis of this principle?
This has been a staple of science since like, the 1500s
January 12, 2026 at 1:04 PM
This has been a staple of science since like, the 1500s
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the left was right about everything. heres why thats good news for donald trump
January 12, 2026 at 12:59 PM
the left was right about everything. heres why thats good news for donald trump
It’s probably funny like that tv show about how stressful it is to run a restaurant
January 12, 2026 at 10:41 AM
It’s probably funny like that tv show about how stressful it is to run a restaurant
“If you seek to control your mental sheep, your mental sheep will quickly control you” — the sphinx
January 12, 2026 at 10:39 AM
“If you seek to control your mental sheep, your mental sheep will quickly control you” — the sphinx
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normal person: chatbot output is shit
AI bro: look just try it yourself!!
normal person: (tries it) still sucks
AI bro: you're trying it *wrong*
AI bro: look just try it yourself!!
normal person: (tries it) still sucks
AI bro: you're trying it *wrong*
January 10, 2026 at 11:18 AM
normal person: chatbot output is shit
AI bro: look just try it yourself!!
normal person: (tries it) still sucks
AI bro: you're trying it *wrong*
AI bro: look just try it yourself!!
normal person: (tries it) still sucks
AI bro: you're trying it *wrong*
Sometimes I think “maybe it is useful for experienced coders” but then I think “if so, there should be more or better AI built apps” and there aren’t, so…”
January 12, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Sometimes I think “maybe it is useful for experienced coders” but then I think “if so, there should be more or better AI built apps” and there aren’t, so…”
AI boosters love to pretend that critics can avoid interacting with AI entirely as though this stuff isn’t crammed into every single website or app for no fucking reason and I don’t have repeated chances to address how garbage it is at the things people say it does well.
Lots otherwise smart people learned the term "stochastic parrot" in 2023, gave ChatGPT one try to do their whole job, then committed to years of loudly high-fiving themselves that it didn't immediately do their whole job. The lack of continued curiosity wrapped in motivated reasoning is striking.
January 12, 2026 at 10:35 AM
AI boosters love to pretend that critics can avoid interacting with AI entirely as though this stuff isn’t crammed into every single website or app for no fucking reason and I don’t have repeated chances to address how garbage it is at the things people say it does well.