John Stuart Chill ☃️
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a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape
he/him • philosophy professor • learning to be useless
a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape
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John Stuart Chill ☃️
@jsthrill.modphi.com
· May 26
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says “It hurts when I do this.” Doctor says “Treatment is simple. Don’t do this.” Man bursts into tears.
“But Doctor, I *am* do this.”
Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
“But Doctor, I *am* do this.”
Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
Congrats to wicked scarecrow on getting a highly coveted spot in sgt pepper’s lonely heart’s club band, however
Fb, please stop trying to bait me with posts like “no offense to wicked, I like the production design but I slightly prefer the design choices made by the universally acclaimed wizard of oz; widely regarded as one of the best movies ever made since the dawn of filmmaking”?
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I really don't mean disrespect to the talented people who created Jonathan Baileys scarecrow look but still after 85 years I still think Ray Bolger's design more
Jonathan's face mask is kinda off putting where's when it comes to Rays l've always find his prosthetics believable especially for the time it was made
Again I love both guys and their overall acting but I just have a liking to Rays more
[image of lovable scarecrow from Wizard of oz next to scary sexy scarecrow from wicked]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ov6ksblbmitfo45xyfia4nk7/bafkreicefn3u4glt5ms2h4cxzm2okxxjalbyx4rhonch5tgp7nnqvxpvcu@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Congrats to wicked scarecrow on getting a highly coveted spot in sgt pepper’s lonely heart’s club band, however
Fb, please stop trying to bait me with posts like “no offense to wicked, I like the production design but I slightly prefer the design choices made by the universally acclaimed wizard of oz; widely regarded as one of the best movies ever made since the dawn of filmmaking”?
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Fb, please stop trying to bait me with posts like “no offense to wicked, I like the production design but I slightly prefer the design choices made by the universally acclaimed wizard of oz; widely regarded as one of the best movies ever made since the dawn of filmmaking”?
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should we do a group watch of shattered glass as therapy
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
should we do a group watch of shattered glass as therapy
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Really helpful post, my parents usually have this turned off and I always have to remind them that the TV has cool built in features to make the video look as smooth as possible 👍
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Really helpful post, my parents usually have this turned off and I always have to remind them that the TV has cool built in features to make the video look as smooth as possible 👍
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Being among the first interrogated and ultimately fired by DOGE, I certainly felt we were facing the business end of a right-wing conspiracy theory 🧵
DOGE was not a money-saving effort. It was an effort to chase down and prove right-wing conspiracy theories. They went after USAID to prove conspiracy theories about foreign aid. Then they went after SSA to, again, pursue conspiracy theories about Dems paying "illegals" to vote. 1/2
All DOGE accomplished was purging critical government staff, handing private data to outsiders, and sentencing thousands in developing countries to death by gutting USAID.
I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail
I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Being among the first interrogated and ultimately fired by DOGE, I certainly felt we were facing the business end of a right-wing conspiracy theory 🧵
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Is it really just like not allowed to acknowledge that Biden was clearly in cognitive decline and never should have been allowed to run for a second term while also condemning this obvious media scandal, are we capable of walking and chewing gum at the same time, please?
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Is it really just like not allowed to acknowledge that Biden was clearly in cognitive decline and never should have been allowed to run for a second term while also condemning this obvious media scandal, are we capable of walking and chewing gum at the same time, please?
Relitigating Joe Biden’s obvious mental lapse at the debate and post debate interview about the debate calamity is the new relitigating the 2016 democratic primary which is to say we must imagine Sisyphus happy
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Relitigating Joe Biden’s obvious mental lapse at the debate and post debate interview about the debate calamity is the new relitigating the 2016 democratic primary which is to say we must imagine Sisyphus happy
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publishing your greatest professional and ethical failures in a series of paywalled blog posts is certainly a choice.
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
publishing your greatest professional and ethical failures in a series of paywalled blog posts is certainly a choice.
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The brick in question
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The brick in question
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Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
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And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
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Trump envoy Steve Witkoff has been outed as a Russian asset. This is traitorous stuff.
Steve Witkoff helped Russia derail Ukraine’s access to Tomahawk missiles. He tipped off the Kremlin about Zelensky’s U.S. visit, giving Moscow time to arrange a call that convinced Trump to block the deal. Witkoff actively works against Ukraine’s defense, in coordination with Putin’s regime.
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Trump envoy Steve Witkoff has been outed as a Russian asset. This is traitorous stuff.
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CONTINGENT PHILOSOPHERS! (Contractually, not metaphysically). I’ve been a big fan of @contingent-mag.bsky.social for a while. This year they’re letting philosophy piggyback one of their institutions: the year-end list of books and articles written by non tenured/permanent academics in that year.
Publications by Non-Tenure-Track Historians
Since we began publishing in 2019, Contingent has published end-of-year lists of books and articles by non-tenure-track historians released in the past calendar year. To submit something for inclusion...
contingentmagazine.org
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 AM
CONTINGENT PHILOSOPHERS! (Contractually, not metaphysically). I’ve been a big fan of @contingent-mag.bsky.social for a while. This year they’re letting philosophy piggyback one of their institutions: the year-end list of books and articles written by non tenured/permanent academics in that year.
Crazy 8s is right wing, but uno is woke
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Crazy 8s is right wing, but uno is woke
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Dorm-ish pasty
Is a hot pocket a meat pie?
Discuss.
Discuss.
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Dorm-ish pasty
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dad opens the door except there's no kid and it's just a computer and the dad says "are ya conscious son?"
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
dad opens the door except there's no kid and it's just a computer and the dad says "are ya conscious son?"
The worst thing about knowing the golden girls would be the part where they insist on relocating your wedding from the Bahamas to their lanai so you can have a wedding “in style”
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The worst thing about knowing the golden girls would be the part where they insist on relocating your wedding from the Bahamas to their lanai so you can have a wedding “in style”
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There are 50,000 food insecure children in Maine and 2 trans athletes. Every single candidate running for office who can drum up concern about the latter but has nothing to say about the former is telling on themselves. They don’t care about children. Only power. And they’ll hurt kids for it.
25 Nov 2025 @rikiwilchins.bsky.social -- In unusual move, Sen Susan Collins (R-ME) signs petition for referendum on the 2026 ballot that would bar trans students from sports teams, locker-rooms and bathrooms. She's in a hotly contested election & this is pbly one way to increase Rep turnout.
Sen. Collins signs Maine petition for initiative to restrict transgender rights
The proposed referendum aims to enforce President Donald Trump’s <a href="https://themainemonitor.org/maine-title-ix-battle-national-consequences/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">stance on ...
www.pressherald.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
There are 50,000 food insecure children in Maine and 2 trans athletes. Every single candidate running for office who can drum up concern about the latter but has nothing to say about the former is telling on themselves. They don’t care about children. Only power. And they’ll hurt kids for it.
Do we think Horton heard Tommy or Behind Blue Eyes?
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Do we think Horton heard Tommy or Behind Blue Eyes?
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Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
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We love Tiny Tim, but let's be real. "God bless us, every one!" is no "Don't have a cow, man!"
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
We love Tiny Tim, but let's be real. "God bless us, every one!" is no "Don't have a cow, man!"
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane