Jamie Swedler
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Jamie Swedler
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I bike and I ski. I'm often a software engineer, but not right now.
Seattle
he/him
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Also trying to parse all the emails that read like they were written by a concussed golden retriever I think I finally get why these guys are so enthusiastic about getting chatbots to write for them
January 31, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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babylon bee gives up search for second joke
January 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Lawyers are always telling me "don't forget to make public statements about pending litigation. Your silence only makes you look guilty."
January 23, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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a solid third of my shower dialog nowadays is just cooking up specific insults for if I ever happen to run into Greg Bovino in the streets of Seattle
January 16, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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So. I have heard a lot of noise about “optimizing” library work by basically setting up a computer with chatGPT on it and telling patrons to go nuts.

This will not work. They basically radiated autocorrect with Nazi pedo shit 24/7 and tweaked it so it sounds really sure about stuff it cannot know.
January 2, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Ya gotta join the conversation to level up your Sunday Ticket XP.
December 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM