If I can survive your Phillies fandom, I think you can handle a bit of Patriots.

I’m sure it’s the best thing for the kids involved, but it’s another example of DCPS being part of cleaning up the charter board’s mistakes. Why doesn’t the board exercise better oversight, and when a school fails ask its other charters to pitch in rather than rigging the city-wide lottery?

It was literally preferable in some school districts to imply the Roanoke settlers all starved to death, were murdered, or sucked up by UFO tractor beams than to acknowledge a local tribe went "Dang, dude. You need a hand? Come sit by the fire. BTW I think my sister likes u."

Or the sidewalks!!!!!!

O Lord, make haste to help us.

There are a lot of men out there who do not see any of the logistics happening around them and they're like "wait, where the fuck did these hand warmers come from?"

Look at every kid wearing mittens, and that's your answer. From the people who have been silently keeping hands warm for centuries.

There’s not a single person in this country that they couldn’t easily come up with a post facto justification for murdering

(Not the point, but: I am in awe of a freedom of information process that works in a matter of hours rather than years.)

(So far it’s largely continuations of older national emergencies largely implemented by Treasury. The trick will be whether departments beyond Treasury, who lack decades of experience with the National Emergencies Act, will have it sufficiently together to continue them.)

I’m having so much fun monitoring the Federal Register for legally mandated continuations of 2025 national emergencies: www.federalregister.gov/documents/se...

If it is IEEPA, he needs to cite an existing national emergency or declare a new one.

My kitchen table issue is “don’t shoot people at their kitchen tables”