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Jared "the wolfman" Mason
@jthewolfmanm.bsky.social
(he/him) writer, artist, improvisor, co-parent, dad, bi/pan 🏳️‍🌈. Yeah, I’ll do a guest spot on your podcast. [email protected]
TTRPG: jthewolfmanm.itch.io
Pinned
i gone and done it
bundled my world building games
download them from itch

#haiku #ttrpg #itchio #worldbulding #creativewriting

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World Building Toolbox by jthewolfmanm
A collection of worldbuilding games.
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for tonight's movie
raggedy anne and andy
from when i was 9

#haiku #vhs #communitytheatre
December 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Just shy of 40
December 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
just santa-maxxing
hope you're not claus-trophobic
right jolly old elf

#haiku #santa #newjacket
December 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
gotta take a break
probably overdid it
just got in the zone

#haiku #woodcarving #craft
December 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
why lean t'wards whimsy?
because the world can be mean
i don't have to be

#haiku #fun
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
game idea
blend in with the npcs
choose your build, your moves

#haiku
December 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Battletoads on Switch virtual console?

Yes, I did show the students in game club one of my favorites.

And yes, it was too frustrating for them to play very long.
December 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
the upstairs neighbors
dropping their pvc pipes
that has to be it

#haiku
December 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
A nearly religious experience of Pee-wee's Big Adventure at a midnight show at the Music Box in Chicago in high school.

The collective sigh after the storm sequence in Mad Max: Fury Road.

Getting drunk during Snakes on a Plane in college.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Reposted by Jared "the wolfman" Mason
The handmade, human qualities of your work are more valuable than they've ever been. Don't doubt that for a second.
December 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
these are "chocolate coins"
krampus came last night
st. nick'las tonight

#haiku #holidays #chocolate
December 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Doing little crafts is where it's at.
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Mea tulpa
December 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I named my fists "unreliable" and "narrator" because that's the way I remember it, at least.
I named my fists "Dunning" and "Kruger" because I haven't trained in any sort of martial art but am confident I would do pretty well.
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
sometimes i forget
i have a bunch of free games
pay what you want to

#haiku #itchio #ttrpg

jthewolfmanm.itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Oh no, my foot's asleep...
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
More gnome-like every day.
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Charlie Brown. A rebel.
Okay. Yes. We’re bored now. We’re all bored. But has it ever occurred to you, Charlie Brown, that the process which creates this boredom that we see in the world now may very well be a self-perpetuating unconscious form of brainwashing created by a world totalitarian government based on money?
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
at first, hesitant
but the kids loved spider-man
raimi for the win

#haiku #spiderman #movies
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Trump signed the bill which makes me think it's been scrubbed/redacted to try to clear him or others.

It sucks that it took this amount of "can't sweep this under the rug" for people to finally flush this turd.

Every enabler is an accomplice and should be tried.
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Ai is shit and I don't want it on any of my devices or browsers or websites or customer service portals or...
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Foghorn Longhorn
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
roger rabbit's great
so many jokes per minute
and top notch sight gags

#haiku #whoframedrogerrabbit?
November 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
given it some thought
the systems seem to be bad?
what do we think, folks?

#haiku
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Folks, Heat still kicks ass.
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM