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Sparky Polastri
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Sun Devil alum. CRE bro.
Funny you should mention.
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Yeah it’s real fuckin neato, gonna need to go on a long walk or something tomorrow.
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got 15th row tickets for like $30 each last season, and that was with Clemson on the other side.
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Just reviewed my texts from last night. I regret nothing.

For the record, I turned off the game with nine minutes remaining and watched the Ghorman Massacre episode of Andor because I wanted something more uplifting.
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Night Ham gang stand up! If there was video of me eating this sandwich it would be set to the Sicario theme.
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Hell yeah. We’re rocking the classics at home tomorrow night.
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I, for one, am thankful for the ASU Forkcast feed at the old place.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A few notes:

Mac and cheese should be on here but I always lose that argument

I lost the pie argument too, pumpkin is trash and I’m a pecan boy

Eldest daughter is making the pie solo (1st time)

Trying to convince my wife to make sourdough rolls but we have Schubert’s as a backup
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Can’t decide which one I like better, y’all tell me
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The butcher at HT recommended this stuff, we’ll know more Thursday I guess.
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
NO. MINE!
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
From a friend, emphasis hers.

That said, chatter and reported sightings were a LOT slower this afternoon/evening.
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
So don’t follow my lead and wait until the enemy is literally in your neighborhood. Get out there, fight the good fight, and run the damn ball.

Oh HELLO THERE
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I’m feeling a swell of civic pride this afternoon and it’s a perfect day outside, AMA.
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I had an afternoon meeting get cancelled after I was already in the car so I stopped to support a local business
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out you maggots
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Whelp
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Oh, do y’all not need to use a knife and fork when you eat a chili cheeseburger? Weird.

Behold: the chili cheeseburger from Ron’s in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Went looking for a local place to support and most of them are closed. Fortune favors the bold, look who’s open.
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Pretty sure we have ICE agents at St. Giles Church at the intersection of Emerywood and Brookhaven in Charlotte. Out of state plates, very heavy tint, it’s running, and you can tell they very recently scraped some stickers off the back window. We think they’re staking out the daycare car line.
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Hey @itsfelder.bsky.social you got plans tomorrow? I’m about to go be a fuckin’ problem on South Blvd.
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
MOTORCYCLE
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Deacs imvho
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Almost always
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM