Sparky Polastri
@juangrandeasu.bsky.social
Sun Devil alum. CRE bro.
Funny you should mention.
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Funny you should mention.
Yeah it’s real fuckin neato, gonna need to go on a long walk or something tomorrow.
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Yeah it’s real fuckin neato, gonna need to go on a long walk or something tomorrow.
We got 15th row tickets for like $30 each last season, and that was with Clemson on the other side.
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
We got 15th row tickets for like $30 each last season, and that was with Clemson on the other side.
Just reviewed my texts from last night. I regret nothing.
For the record, I turned off the game with nine minutes remaining and watched the Ghorman Massacre episode of Andor because I wanted something more uplifting.
For the record, I turned off the game with nine minutes remaining and watched the Ghorman Massacre episode of Andor because I wanted something more uplifting.
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Just reviewed my texts from last night. I regret nothing.
For the record, I turned off the game with nine minutes remaining and watched the Ghorman Massacre episode of Andor because I wanted something more uplifting.
For the record, I turned off the game with nine minutes remaining and watched the Ghorman Massacre episode of Andor because I wanted something more uplifting.
Night Ham gang stand up! If there was video of me eating this sandwich it would be set to the Sicario theme.
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Night Ham gang stand up! If there was video of me eating this sandwich it would be set to the Sicario theme.
Hell yeah. We’re rocking the classics at home tomorrow night.
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Hell yeah. We’re rocking the classics at home tomorrow night.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
I, for one, am thankful for the ASU Forkcast feed at the old place.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I, for one, am thankful for the ASU Forkcast feed at the old place.
A few notes:
Mac and cheese should be on here but I always lose that argument
I lost the pie argument too, pumpkin is trash and I’m a pecan boy
Eldest daughter is making the pie solo (1st time)
Trying to convince my wife to make sourdough rolls but we have Schubert’s as a backup
Mac and cheese should be on here but I always lose that argument
I lost the pie argument too, pumpkin is trash and I’m a pecan boy
Eldest daughter is making the pie solo (1st time)
Trying to convince my wife to make sourdough rolls but we have Schubert’s as a backup
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
A few notes:
Mac and cheese should be on here but I always lose that argument
I lost the pie argument too, pumpkin is trash and I’m a pecan boy
Eldest daughter is making the pie solo (1st time)
Trying to convince my wife to make sourdough rolls but we have Schubert’s as a backup
Mac and cheese should be on here but I always lose that argument
I lost the pie argument too, pumpkin is trash and I’m a pecan boy
Eldest daughter is making the pie solo (1st time)
Trying to convince my wife to make sourdough rolls but we have Schubert’s as a backup
Can’t decide which one I like better, y’all tell me
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Can’t decide which one I like better, y’all tell me
The butcher at HT recommended this stuff, we’ll know more Thursday I guess.
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The butcher at HT recommended this stuff, we’ll know more Thursday I guess.
From a friend, emphasis hers.
That said, chatter and reported sightings were a LOT slower this afternoon/evening.
That said, chatter and reported sightings were a LOT slower this afternoon/evening.
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
From a friend, emphasis hers.
That said, chatter and reported sightings were a LOT slower this afternoon/evening.
That said, chatter and reported sightings were a LOT slower this afternoon/evening.
So don’t follow my lead and wait until the enemy is literally in your neighborhood. Get out there, fight the good fight, and run the damn ball.
Oh HELLO THERE
Oh HELLO THERE
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
So don’t follow my lead and wait until the enemy is literally in your neighborhood. Get out there, fight the good fight, and run the damn ball.
Oh HELLO THERE
Oh HELLO THERE
I’m feeling a swell of civic pride this afternoon and it’s a perfect day outside, AMA.
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’m feeling a swell of civic pride this afternoon and it’s a perfect day outside, AMA.
I had an afternoon meeting get cancelled after I was already in the car so I stopped to support a local business
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I had an afternoon meeting get cancelled after I was already in the car so I stopped to support a local business
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out you maggots
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out you maggots
Oh, do y’all not need to use a knife and fork when you eat a chili cheeseburger? Weird.
Behold: the chili cheeseburger from Ron’s in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Behold: the chili cheeseburger from Ron’s in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Oh, do y’all not need to use a knife and fork when you eat a chili cheeseburger? Weird.
Behold: the chili cheeseburger from Ron’s in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Behold: the chili cheeseburger from Ron’s in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Went looking for a local place to support and most of them are closed. Fortune favors the bold, look who’s open.
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Went looking for a local place to support and most of them are closed. Fortune favors the bold, look who’s open.
Pretty sure we have ICE agents at St. Giles Church at the intersection of Emerywood and Brookhaven in Charlotte. Out of state plates, very heavy tint, it’s running, and you can tell they very recently scraped some stickers off the back window. We think they’re staking out the daycare car line.
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Pretty sure we have ICE agents at St. Giles Church at the intersection of Emerywood and Brookhaven in Charlotte. Out of state plates, very heavy tint, it’s running, and you can tell they very recently scraped some stickers off the back window. We think they’re staking out the daycare car line.
Hey @itsfelder.bsky.social you got plans tomorrow? I’m about to go be a fuckin’ problem on South Blvd.
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Hey @itsfelder.bsky.social you got plans tomorrow? I’m about to go be a fuckin’ problem on South Blvd.
