Judas Butler
@judasbutler.bsky.social
I lobbied the government for two years before I discovered you can get paid to do it. You might remember that House bill to get Michel Foucault removed from queer theory. Yeah, that was me. It didn't pass. Like me.
NASA to Announce New $3.96 Spacecraft Authorized Under OBBBA
Lawn Dart Sample [NUMBER REDACTED] has completed its six-year mission at the Smithsonian Museum of American History.
These recalled darts are a sample that we maintain at CPSC and were loaned to the Smithsonian Spark!Lab as part of an educational program.
These recalled darts are a sample that we maintain at CPSC and were loaned to the Smithsonian Spark!Lab as part of an educational program.
August 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
NASA to Announce New $3.96 Spacecraft Authorized Under OBBBA
It is 3025. A tablet is recovered with two ancient dialects. Academics debate the meaning of what they've dubbed the Duolingo Stone.
ohio betas ... sigm.
hydrationmaxxing grindst rizz gyatt gy[att?]
all ur cups... belong to us
de[h]umanize urslef [a]nd face 2 water
your teh thirst [now?] dog XD
ohio betas ... sigm.
hydrationmaxxing grindst rizz gyatt gy[att?]
all ur cups... belong to us
de[h]umanize urslef [a]nd face 2 water
your teh thirst [now?] dog XD
August 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It is 3025. A tablet is recovered with two ancient dialects. Academics debate the meaning of what they've dubbed the Duolingo Stone.
ohio betas ... sigm.
hydrationmaxxing grindst rizz gyatt gy[att?]
all ur cups... belong to us
de[h]umanize urslef [a]nd face 2 water
your teh thirst [now?] dog XD
ohio betas ... sigm.
hydrationmaxxing grindst rizz gyatt gy[att?]
all ur cups... belong to us
de[h]umanize urslef [a]nd face 2 water
your teh thirst [now?] dog XD
I had lived in Alabama for about two months when someone used not one, but two slurs to promise me they were going to repay me some money they borrowed. I still think about that sometimes nearly fifteen years later.
August 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I had lived in Alabama for about two months when someone used not one, but two slurs to promise me they were going to repay me some money they borrowed. I still think about that sometimes nearly fifteen years later.
Everything I have ever learned about Peter Thiel has been against my will and I have immediately regretted learning it.
July 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Everything I have ever learned about Peter Thiel has been against my will and I have immediately regretted learning it.
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This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
I will never, ever vote for Gavin Newsom. Ever, under any circumstances. I don't care if he becomes the Dem nominee, he's still not getting my vote.
On a recent podcast Gavin Newsom tells Shawn Ryan how the Trans sports issue opened the door for him to change his mind on GAC for Trans Youth.
As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.
There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.
There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
July 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
So speaking of Yesterdayland, Tomorrowland (the music festival) is currently burning down.
Kraftwerk turns 55 this year. We could literally have an EDM radio station that follows the classic rock format of the 90s. We'll call it Yesterdayland.
July 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
So speaking of Yesterdayland, Tomorrowland (the music festival) is currently burning down.
The way to win trans rights back in Alabama is to start a trans-owned THC product delivery service called "your tokin trans friend"
July 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The way to win trans rights back in Alabama is to start a trans-owned THC product delivery service called "your tokin trans friend"
Imagine if every trans person took their GitHub private for trans day of remembrance. The internet would stop working
July 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Imagine if every trans person took their GitHub private for trans day of remembrance. The internet would stop working
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Thinking about Richard Nixon's last meal as president
July 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Thinking about Richard Nixon's last meal as president
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Helen Keller and LL Cool J were alive at the same time.
We don’t know what to do with this information, but we thought we should tell you.
We don’t know what to do with this information, but we thought we should tell you.
July 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Helen Keller and LL Cool J were alive at the same time.
We don’t know what to do with this information, but we thought we should tell you.
We don’t know what to do with this information, but we thought we should tell you.
Setup a virtual mailbox and an out-of-office email reply directing people to mail the virtual mailbox.
Configure the virtual mailbox so letters get scanned and emailed to you.
People can still technically email you if they need to, but they have to mail a letter and pay postage to do it.
Configure the virtual mailbox so letters get scanned and emailed to you.
People can still technically email you if they need to, but they have to mail a letter and pay postage to do it.
Looking for models of sabbatical-focused out-of-office email autoreplies that strike the right balance between "leave me alone" and "fuck you."
On a related note, I am now on sabbatical.
On a related note, I am now on sabbatical.
July 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Setup a virtual mailbox and an out-of-office email reply directing people to mail the virtual mailbox.
Configure the virtual mailbox so letters get scanned and emailed to you.
People can still technically email you if they need to, but they have to mail a letter and pay postage to do it.
Configure the virtual mailbox so letters get scanned and emailed to you.
People can still technically email you if they need to, but they have to mail a letter and pay postage to do it.
Is there actually a law against owning a little tiny tank? I feel like if the armored vehicle didn't exceed level III plate and the cannon was just a 37mm grenade launcher, the entire vehicle might technically be classified as a flare gun and could be shipped to your front door.
July 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Is there actually a law against owning a little tiny tank? I feel like if the armored vehicle didn't exceed level III plate and the cannon was just a 37mm grenade launcher, the entire vehicle might technically be classified as a flare gun and could be shipped to your front door.
Excuse me, I was never on Twitter. I was a Discord shitposter who wanted to expand their audience beyond my polycule and some random trans people.
Bluesky probably wasn't the right move.
Bluesky probably wasn't the right move.
I gotta say, bluesky mainly attracting weird twitter shitposter refugees and 45 year old vote blue business consultants has to be one of the most unintentionally funny and defining dynamics of the site.
July 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Excuse me, I was never on Twitter. I was a Discord shitposter who wanted to expand their audience beyond my polycule and some random trans people.
Bluesky probably wasn't the right move.
Bluesky probably wasn't the right move.
I'm starting to get suspicious that CPSC celebrates the 4th of July by blowing up mannequins.
CPSC: don't wear bombs as hats
*blows up crash dummy*
CPSC: we had to put work gloves on the mannequin so the hands didn't melt 🫠
CPSC: don't wear bombs as hats
*blows up crash dummy*
CPSC: we had to put work gloves on the mannequin so the hands didn't melt 🫠
Do not launch fireworks off your body this #July4th
July 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm starting to get suspicious that CPSC celebrates the 4th of July by blowing up mannequins.
CPSC: don't wear bombs as hats
*blows up crash dummy*
CPSC: we had to put work gloves on the mannequin so the hands didn't melt 🫠
CPSC: don't wear bombs as hats
*blows up crash dummy*
CPSC: we had to put work gloves on the mannequin so the hands didn't melt 🫠
One of the lobbyists on this issue, the IWF, has previously lobbied against the expansion of Title IX to fund women's sports and has advocated for traditional gender roles.
Their position is one of convenience, and they will throw both women's sports and women under the bus as soon as they can.
Their position is one of convenience, and they will throw both women's sports and women under the bus as soon as they can.
Cruelty to trans athletes does not in any way protect women's sports.
If you want to protect women's sports, protect Title IX and reject the GOP and everything it stands for.
If you want to protect women's sports, protect Title IX and reject the GOP and everything it stands for.
July 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
One of the lobbyists on this issue, the IWF, has previously lobbied against the expansion of Title IX to fund women's sports and has advocated for traditional gender roles.
Their position is one of convenience, and they will throw both women's sports and women under the bus as soon as they can.
Their position is one of convenience, and they will throw both women's sports and women under the bus as soon as they can.
Kraftwerk turns 55 this year. We could literally have an EDM radio station that follows the classic rock format of the 90s. We'll call it Yesterdayland.
July 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Kraftwerk turns 55 this year. We could literally have an EDM radio station that follows the classic rock format of the 90s. We'll call it Yesterdayland.
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Happy first day of LGBTQ Wrath Month to all who celebrate
July 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happy first day of LGBTQ Wrath Month to all who celebrate
I need this like yesterday. Pair it with a tube of Thomy sweet and spicy mustard and a bottle of Weihenstephaner for a complete breakfast.
Delighted to announce BILL OAKLEY'S SIGNATURE SUMMER DOG in collaboration with the awesome folks at Zenner’s! I have already eaten so many of the test batch and I can assure you these are DELICIOUS. They are a hot dog/Weisswurst mash-up with a fantastic snap!
July 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I need this like yesterday. Pair it with a tube of Thomy sweet and spicy mustard and a bottle of Weihenstephaner for a complete breakfast.
post an unusual sign if you feel like it
July 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
post an unusual sign if you feel like it
the optimum multicam pattern for hiding in holly bushes marked "Special Buy of the Day"
I obtained this from a community member minutes after arriving on scene following a raid at the Cypress Park Home Depot this morning. they detained day laborers.
July 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
the optimum multicam pattern for hiding in holly bushes marked "Special Buy of the Day"
Look at this and take a hint, Rep. Butler. It's ironic that he represents a place called Rainbow City.
If we can turn out like 5 people to march from the Rainbow City industrial park rainbow statue to the FedEx shipping center, that's proportionally equivalent to Budapest.
If we can turn out like 5 people to march from the Rainbow City industrial park rainbow statue to the FedEx shipping center, that's proportionally equivalent to Budapest.
Hungary banned anything that “promotes homosexuality,” which means Pride.
However, today over 500,000 people in Budapest told the government to fuck off. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
However, today over 500,000 people in Budapest told the government to fuck off. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
June 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Look at this and take a hint, Rep. Butler. It's ironic that he represents a place called Rainbow City.
If we can turn out like 5 people to march from the Rainbow City industrial park rainbow statue to the FedEx shipping center, that's proportionally equivalent to Budapest.
If we can turn out like 5 people to march from the Rainbow City industrial park rainbow statue to the FedEx shipping center, that's proportionally equivalent to Budapest.
@horizon.forza.net Please note that while this recall does not impact the 2015 RZR XP 1000 EPS, the outstanding recall notice Z-16-01-AA for an improperly routed fuel tank vent may pose a fire risk to gamers.
#RECALL: Polaris recalls Ranger XP Kinetic and Pro XD Kinetic Recreational off-highway vehicles (ROVs) due to fire hazard. Get a free repair. CONTACT: 800-765-2747, www.polaris.com or www.polaris.com/en-us/off-ro....
Details: cpsc.gov/Recalls/2025...
Details: cpsc.gov/Recalls/2025...
June 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
@horizon.forza.net Please note that while this recall does not impact the 2015 RZR XP 1000 EPS, the outstanding recall notice Z-16-01-AA for an improperly routed fuel tank vent may pose a fire risk to gamers.
History and Alternative History. Put Harry Turtledove next to Howard Zinn, cowards. You can't be neutral on a speeding airship.
The way this indie bookstore is organized is unhinged.
June 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
History and Alternative History. Put Harry Turtledove next to Howard Zinn, cowards. You can't be neutral on a speeding airship.
