ALTON🏺🦊
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Butlerian Jihad Now! Rude communist Fox. He/Him Co-host on @vgatwtoe.bsky.social A podcast about the socioeconomics of master chief being your father. Linktree: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton
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aminus.bsky.social
I was kidding, and yet...
screenshot of my post "Trump to designate Nobel Peace Prize committee as antifa"
rudefoxalton.bsky.social
Some pretty cool stuff or so I hear
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golmia.bsky.social
Hey guys, can any history buff out there tell me how this usually turns out for people like Trump and co. when those in the military aren't adequately paid and fed?
trumpstaxes.com
Military families literally waiting on long lines at food pantries.

Meanwhile, Mike Johnson won’t reconvene the House to save their troops’ paychecks, Senate GOP won’t stop huge health care premium increases, and Trump is gleefully firing 1000s of workers.

The GOP is cruel, through and through.
rudefoxalton.bsky.social
Someone already basically covered it, but yeah essentially they basically have to keep on expanding the franchise to stay at all relevant. The crazy thing is how many people decided it was worth losing their culture to assimilate.
rudefoxalton.bsky.social
As a child I was given double chocolate chip bagels as a treat and cruelly I have not been able to get any since we moved. Nobody makes chocolate chip bagels for some damn reason.
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asherelbein.bsky.social
The thing about this that's worth recalling is that it *wouldn't* even offend most Americans: just the group of reactionary grifters who make money by being professionally offended online.
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garyalexander.bsky.social
The Soviet Union was widely ridiculed for their ancient General Secretaries. The oldest of them died when he was 75, which is TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN THE PERSON YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
dmokreis.bsky.social
Really? Based on what? People acquire wisdom and judgment with age.
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ceej.online
we cannot reopen the government until the leaders of antifa agree to return the thousands of POW/MIAs lost in portland
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crushbort.bsky.social
is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”
rudefoxalton.bsky.social
Vgatwtoe doing better numbers than Hillary Clinton hell yeah
premthakker.bsky.social
Update: Bari Weiss’s first pitch at CBS — a roundtable with Antony Blinken, Mike Pompeo, and Hillary Clinton that ended up being a virtual interview with Clinton & Condoleezza Rice — has about 150 viewers on YouTube.

Added with the 24/7 CBS stream, it’s just over 1200 viewers.
rudefoxalton.bsky.social
As a fan of greek mythology I can definitely see where she is coming from. I think the struggle is capturing the most interesting parts of the mythos. Still, I loved the dynamic in hades 1 of the Olympian gods being a dysfunctional family.
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papapishu.bsky.social
This shit feels very astroturfed because if you sort the top posts of all time in the subreddit they're either from the last month or 6 years ago and almost nothing in between.
a bunch of screenshots of the top submissions from r/lifestreamfails sorted by top views of all time, with them either showing they're from at most 1 month ago or 6 years ago. subsequent screenshots show similar things.
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constancetrouble.bsky.social
Woke up very sick with no food in the house, and because of a clerical error we need to put together $200 to get our garbage pickup turned back on, so I could use some help.
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Thank you
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rudefoxalton.bsky.social
So my employer has a monthly all staff meeting and this month it included a "yo don't expect any bonuses we're trying to stay alive this year" section, which I'm pretty sure is a very good sign for the economy.
rudefoxalton.bsky.social
Posting from a $1000+ gaming machine is great, it's like taking an expensive racecar to go get a gas station hotdog.
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oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
Arrest her?
propublica.org
Kristi Noem, while governor of South Dakota, supplemented her roughly $130,000 salary by secretly accepting $80,000 donated to a political nonprofit she was affiliated with, records show.

She never disclosed this income on federal ethics forms.

(Published June)
Kristi Noem Secretly Took a Cut of Political Donations
A dark money group paid $80,000 to Noem’s personal company when she was governor of South Dakota. She did not include this income on her federal disclosure forms, a likely violation of ethics requirem...
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aetataureate.bsky.social
this is the funniest thing i've seen someone act like they're mad about in a very long time
someone posted, "or when asked why you're engaging in bi-erasing you said that the B in LGBTQA stands for Bolg?" a screenshot from the time shows that gretchen felker-martin posted this joke
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brandon.insertcredit.com
One cool feature of Steam is they provide a Harassment Zone for each game you announce. It's a place for people who hate progress to come and crap all over games they haven't even played. No, they won't help you moderate it, but hey, at least you can't delete it!
mikerose.bsky.social
Classic Steam forums
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golikehellmachine.com
it sometimes feels like people think the outcome of all of this is going to be, like, trump voters going on television and begging for forgiveness. that’s not what happens, and that won’t happen for several reasons.
golikehellmachine.com
for all the talk about how voters need to touch the stove, like, we are touching the stove. this [waves arms wildly] is what touching the stove looks like. nothing happens on a twitter timescale.