ALTON🏺🦊
@rudefoxalton.bsky.social
Butlerian Jihad Now!
Rude communist Fox.
He/Him
Co-host on @vgatwtoe.bsky.social
A podcast about the socioeconomics of master chief being your father.
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton
Rude communist Fox.
He/Him
Co-host on @vgatwtoe.bsky.social
A podcast about the socioeconomics of master chief being your father.
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton
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Helping other people with computer issues: oh a blue screen of death, no biggie, we'll figure it out.
Problem on my computer: I am going to commit multiple atrocities to this damn hunk of trash.
Problem on my computer: I am going to commit multiple atrocities to this damn hunk of trash.
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Helping other people with computer issues: oh a blue screen of death, no biggie, we'll figure it out.
Problem on my computer: I am going to commit multiple atrocities to this damn hunk of trash.
Problem on my computer: I am going to commit multiple atrocities to this damn hunk of trash.
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
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this is insane both on its face and with several more insane details once you read the full thing
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
this is insane both on its face and with several more insane details once you read the full thing
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Reminder: this is the FBI
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Reminder: this is the FBI
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“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”
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“Our mid-term goal should be the complete phase-out of Microsoft products, including the Windows operating system. It’s easier than it sounds.”
A cross-party group of lawmakers are pushing for the European Parliament to get off US tech, starting with Microsoft.
A cross-party group of lawmakers are pushing for the European Parliament to get off US tech, starting with Microsoft.
Get us off Microsoft! Lawmakers press EU Parliament to change in-house IT.
“We cannot afford this level of dependence on foreign tech,” lawmakers say in letter obtained by POLITICO.
www.politico.eu
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
“Our mid-term goal should be the complete phase-out of Microsoft products, including the Windows operating system. It’s easier than it sounds.”
A cross-party group of lawmakers are pushing for the European Parliament to get off US tech, starting with Microsoft.
A cross-party group of lawmakers are pushing for the European Parliament to get off US tech, starting with Microsoft.
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“Device hoarding” un fucking real
Both major political parties agree we have one job and it’s to buy shit
Both major political parties agree we have one job and it’s to buy shit
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“Device hoarding” un fucking real
Both major political parties agree we have one job and it’s to buy shit
Both major political parties agree we have one job and it’s to buy shit
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The Kamala Harris book is so excruciating
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The Kamala Harris book is so excruciating
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Gone, but not forgotten
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Gone, but not forgotten
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Racism is so powerful in America it’s our greatest intellectual export
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Racism is so powerful in America it’s our greatest intellectual export
Quite possibly the dumbest man alive. Not as pathetic as Elon but he has him beat in terms of opinions so stupid it actively hurts your brain.
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Quite possibly the dumbest man alive. Not as pathetic as Elon but he has him beat in terms of opinions so stupid it actively hurts your brain.
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happy whatever the fuck day it is
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
happy whatever the fuck day it is
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new breed of sleep paralysis demon has been imagined
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
new breed of sleep paralysis demon has been imagined
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
“This is total armageddon for the online right. It’s looking like half of their large accounts were foreigners posing as Americans all along.”
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
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do not take a 100mg edible. that is too much weed. i do not recommend that much weed.
i can't tell if i'm hungry or if i'm still high
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
do not take a 100mg edible. that is too much weed. i do not recommend that much weed.
Me and the other practitioners of Dark Woke have finally decided on our next target to wokify: GPS apps. We're starting off with a slight accent for the direction reader, but eventually if you get its pronouns wrong it will drive you off a cliff.
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Me and the other practitioners of Dark Woke have finally decided on our next target to wokify: GPS apps. We're starting off with a slight accent for the direction reader, but eventually if you get its pronouns wrong it will drive you off a cliff.
This seems like the sort of thing that shouldn't be trusted to some nebulous "startup". I can't trust corporations to make a fucking toaster that will last 5 years, I'm sure as fuck not trusting them with reversing global warming by dumping chemicals in the atmosphere.
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This seems like the sort of thing that shouldn't be trusted to some nebulous "startup". I can't trust corporations to make a fucking toaster that will last 5 years, I'm sure as fuck not trusting them with reversing global warming by dumping chemicals in the atmosphere.
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genuinely cannot believe this lol
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
genuinely cannot believe this lol
Cannot tell if I'm just in an extremely bad mood or just hungry.
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Cannot tell if I'm just in an extremely bad mood or just hungry.
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Unreal
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Unreal
I feel like my most questionable talent is YouTube recommendations because I spent literal decades of my life watching it instead of my parents buying cable so now I'm fairly familiar with parts of it.
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I feel like my most questionable talent is YouTube recommendations because I spent literal decades of my life watching it instead of my parents buying cable so now I'm fairly familiar with parts of it.
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