I have tried lao gan ma for the first time and my eyes are opened. God put me on this earth to eat this. There is no other reason.

fantastic foreskins

currently on first ever solo trip in vienna . went on the big wheel jn prater at sunset. do you know how awkward it is to be alone on a ferris wheel at sunset. couples all around me hugging and kissing Nd im just standing there like 🧍‍♀️woaw

poor choice of man dor this job

maybe i'll become a globe guy. i could probably make room for a decent-sized globe on my desk. if anyone ever asked me about it i could say "i dwell often upon the world"

Word has it DOGE has terminated the five men protecting the cursed seal that holds the five dark sages in their slumber

i find the concept of him passing away so fascinating

Want to see advertisers lose MILLIONS this Sunday? A record-setting low for viewers during the Super Bowl would do that.

Money talks and bullshit walks.

food delivery discourse: every 2 weeks i order 2 small pizzas, 2 drinks, garlic bread and 5 wings from local pizza place and it costs me abt £25. this is good

biting both ends off twirl and using as a straw to drink tea

april 27th, 2027

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