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Juicy Fruit Newton
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I refuse to believe this happened. Addicted to Gummy Bears. Happily Canadian. FT family caregiver; erstwhile lawyer. Dementia & Parkinson’s suck.
Please help this lovely lonely pooch find her forever home 🏡 🐕💗
January 15, 2026 at 12:44 AM
First drafts are the dance floor you later tap dance on
Biggest writing challenge I've had to overcome last few years is regaining confidence in myself: confidence that I can fix shitty series of first attempts. I started last book over like 50 times. This one,I'm keeping scene bones I know are good and going over it again, and again, til it gets clearer
January 14, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Reposted by Juicy Fruit Newton
January 9, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I refuse to say skeet.

Skeet sounds like what a vole leaves on your driveway.

I’m just going to embrace my age and call everything a text.
January 8, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Happy New Year to all the family caregivers. We don’t get holidays. We get poop.
January 1, 2026 at 12:28 PM
So happy Canadians get to donate to and stream PBS. Thank you @cascadepbs.org
Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.
Surviving CECOT (full documentary) | Deported to a Maximum-Security Prison | FRONTLINE + ProPublica
YouTube video by FRONTLINE PBS | Official
m.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Baby fish mouth.

Perhaps the single greatest line of movie dialogue ever.
December 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
If you just came back from a weekend with no internet, stay in blissful ignorance of news a little longer.
This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The body keeps the score. I’m sorry to every person who was drugged and raped by that sick coward Diddy. Please, can the arc of the universe bend towards justice a little more.
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I believe in miracles
You sexy thing
Since you came along 🎤
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Apropos of this evening, remember when Robin Williams wondered what porn would be like if it was done by Shakespearean actors? …”Helen I will part you like the Red Sea”.
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Whatever happened to Diamond and Silk?
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The most terrifying thing in Welcome to Derry episode 4 is Lilly dropping a pill down a school toilet and then sticking her hand in to retrieve it 🫣
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Today is the beginning of the end of the darkness
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The cowardly U of T has arguably just signed this woman’s death warrant. There are plenty of alt right nut jobs in Toronto and a precedent for targeted violence.
JFC. No, a university can't just fire a tenured professor "for any reason".

"Your employer can terminate you for any reason, so long as that reason is not discriminatory or not a reprisal for you pursuing your employment law rights"

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
U of T professor placed on leave after commenting on Charlie Kirk's shooting death | CBC News
A University of Toronto professor has been placed on leave after making a controversial comment online in the fatal shooting of right-wing activist Charlie Kirk earlier this week.
www.cbc.ca
September 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel
September 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
It really looks like this dinosaur is holding a briefcase and talking to the exorcist.

This is also how I am going to imagine Kennedy’s brain worm from now on.
September 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Why can’t that dumb fucker be dead?
September 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The reasonable explanation is this is a remote controlled car powered by the cat walking next to the pool.
it should be at least 400 times harder to get a driver's license
September 2, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Who are you turning into when you’re older?
September 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Is he dead yet?
September 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Why do streaming platforms insist in updating themselves to resemble the shittiest streaming platforms.
September 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Barry Levinson’s Toys
August 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 AM
He’s just so effortlessly authentic and likeable.
Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.
July 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM