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people in this world really get push notifications about interactions on social media websites all hours of the day. i don't do much to protect my peace but on god you will never see an instagram banner notification on my phone's lock screen.
September 23, 2024 at 12:02 PM
people in this world really get push notifications about interactions on social media websites all hours of the day. i don't do much to protect my peace but on god you will never see an instagram banner notification on my phone's lock screen.
i'm actually 400% hotter when you can't see the weird shit i'm doing with my mouth all the time
September 22, 2024 at 10:45 PM
i'm actually 400% hotter when you can't see the weird shit i'm doing with my mouth all the time
straight man in my store having a psychosexual meltdown abt the cock ring that smacks you in the balls while u use it
that thing is calling to him like the green goblin mask & he's trying to fight it
that thing is calling to him like the green goblin mask & he's trying to fight it
September 21, 2024 at 10:12 PM
straight man in my store having a psychosexual meltdown abt the cock ring that smacks you in the balls while u use it
that thing is calling to him like the green goblin mask & he's trying to fight it
that thing is calling to him like the green goblin mask & he's trying to fight it
fuck the detroit news all my homies hate detroit news
September 20, 2024 at 6:31 PM
fuck the detroit news all my homies hate detroit news
do u fucking mind
September 20, 2024 at 11:43 AM
do u fucking mind
was feeling really good today about how productive i was & all the stuff i saw & then i got home to my ex housemates posted up on my fucking block so. not doing well anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 19, 2024 at 8:28 PM
was feeling really good today about how productive i was & all the stuff i saw & then i got home to my ex housemates posted up on my fucking block so. not doing well anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!
i know sexual violence/harassment is not actually about attraction it's about power/domination but if you're a straight normie boy it's kinda tattling on yourself to demand explicit masturbation details from this fuckin creature. you have braces. get the fuck out of my store toddler
September 18, 2024 at 10:29 PM
i know sexual violence/harassment is not actually about attraction it's about power/domination but if you're a straight normie boy it's kinda tattling on yourself to demand explicit masturbation details from this fuckin creature. you have braces. get the fuck out of my store toddler
[to the tune of Stray Bullet] HOME DEPOT
September 18, 2024 at 2:21 PM
[to the tune of Stray Bullet] HOME DEPOT
toasting eggo waffles in a frying pan on the stove cuz i still haven't unearthed my toaster
we are coming up with new advances in the field of Divorced Man Behavior every day
we are coming up with new advances in the field of Divorced Man Behavior every day
September 18, 2024 at 1:07 PM
toasting eggo waffles in a frying pan on the stove cuz i still haven't unearthed my toaster
we are coming up with new advances in the field of Divorced Man Behavior every day
we are coming up with new advances in the field of Divorced Man Behavior every day
making direct eye contact with the bus driver while i open a tub of spreadable cheese to show dominance
September 17, 2024 at 12:01 AM
making direct eye contact with the bus driver while i open a tub of spreadable cheese to show dominance
bonus trans wrong is when somebody just yells "HEY FAGGOT" and you stop and look because ope yes that is me
September 16, 2024 at 2:07 PM
bonus trans wrong is when somebody just yells "HEY FAGGOT" and you stop and look because ope yes that is me
trans rights: ppl using the correct pronouns for you
trans wrongs: totally ignoring someone trying to get your attention like SIR. SIR. SIR--MA'AM? MA'AM. MISS. SIR!!!! because you don't register any of those words as possibly applying to you
trans wrongs: totally ignoring someone trying to get your attention like SIR. SIR. SIR--MA'AM? MA'AM. MISS. SIR!!!! because you don't register any of those words as possibly applying to you
September 16, 2024 at 2:06 PM
trans rights: ppl using the correct pronouns for you
trans wrongs: totally ignoring someone trying to get your attention like SIR. SIR. SIR--MA'AM? MA'AM. MISS. SIR!!!! because you don't register any of those words as possibly applying to you
trans wrongs: totally ignoring someone trying to get your attention like SIR. SIR. SIR--MA'AM? MA'AM. MISS. SIR!!!! because you don't register any of those words as possibly applying to you
put a lamp in the bathroom & honestly it fucking rules. love a good mood lighting while i poop
September 16, 2024 at 2:41 AM
put a lamp in the bathroom & honestly it fucking rules. love a good mood lighting while i poop
i NEED the lenox spice village reissue
September 16, 2024 at 2:36 AM
i NEED the lenox spice village reissue
i was struggling to get the last of this old oil residue out of my glass bottle so it wouldn't make the new oil go off & dish soap was just not cutting it but YOU KNOW WHAT DID. LIKE. INSTANTLY.
Dr. Bronner's
Dr. Bronner's
September 15, 2024 at 9:37 PM
i was struggling to get the last of this old oil residue out of my glass bottle so it wouldn't make the new oil go off & dish soap was just not cutting it but YOU KNOW WHAT DID. LIKE. INSTANTLY.
Dr. Bronner's
Dr. Bronner's
guess who is SEVEN
September 15, 2024 at 3:09 PM
guess who is SEVEN
10pm. waxing my table with a pair of old underwear while i watch the nicolas cage movie i took out of the library. love being divorced
September 15, 2024 at 2:11 AM
10pm. waxing my table with a pair of old underwear while i watch the nicolas cage movie i took out of the library. love being divorced
body decided it was done having a septum piercing in exchange for "not puking blood anymore" and "allowing me to eat more than a nibble per day" so like ik it's not the worst casualty & i can always get it repierced i'm just bummed/pissed that this is how i lost it
September 13, 2024 at 3:15 AM
body decided it was done having a septum piercing in exchange for "not puking blood anymore" and "allowing me to eat more than a nibble per day" so like ik it's not the worst casualty & i can always get it repierced i'm just bummed/pissed that this is how i lost it
on the world's most pointless conference call & the DM keeps bodyshaming/lambasting people's eating habits as a metaphor for sales
"if you're not losing 10 lbs you're not thinking like a healthy person---" what if i kill you with a fucking rock
"if you're not losing 10 lbs you're not thinking like a healthy person---" what if i kill you with a fucking rock
September 12, 2024 at 7:20 PM
on the world's most pointless conference call & the DM keeps bodyshaming/lambasting people's eating habits as a metaphor for sales
"if you're not losing 10 lbs you're not thinking like a healthy person---" what if i kill you with a fucking rock
"if you're not losing 10 lbs you're not thinking like a healthy person---" what if i kill you with a fucking rock
blue sour patch kid is like a wife to me
September 12, 2024 at 4:38 PM
blue sour patch kid is like a wife to me
got so amped abt a longlegs post as i was getting off the bus i dumped half my coffee in my totebag
September 12, 2024 at 4:07 PM
got so amped abt a longlegs post as i was getting off the bus i dumped half my coffee in my totebag
trash day at my new house is friday which feels illegal. lived in almost 40 houses now and i've never had trash on friday. i didn't know they could even do that. feels wrong
September 12, 2024 at 1:13 PM
trash day at my new house is friday which feels illegal. lived in almost 40 houses now and i've never had trash on friday. i didn't know they could even do that. feels wrong
trying not to waterboard y'all with pictures of my cat but she's been so JOYFUL & WELL-ENRICHED since we moved how am i supposed to not
September 12, 2024 at 12:09 AM
trying not to waterboard y'all with pictures of my cat but she's been so JOYFUL & WELL-ENRICHED since we moved how am i supposed to not
the phrase "whole grain oatmeal" really just drives me into an absolute lather for reasons i can't pin down
September 11, 2024 at 6:11 PM
the phrase "whole grain oatmeal" really just drives me into an absolute lather for reasons i can't pin down
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People who still vote for Trump after that shitshow last night.
September 11, 2024 at 3:23 PM
People who still vote for Trump after that shitshow last night.