Juniper Nightshade
@juniper.nightshade.fun
Your friendly neighbourhood slinky floof :3
ferret girl! | she/her
ferret girl! | she/her
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Governments are banning teenagers from social media to cover up officials' failure to confront real crises. It’s wrong, dangerous, and cruel. mikemales.substack.com/p/government...
Governments are banning teenagers from social media to cover up officials' failure to confront real crises. It’s wrong, dangerous, and cruel.
Surveys and studies increasingly expose authorities’ self-interested derelictions and political motives behind scapegoating teens, social media, and “mental health.”
mikemales.substack.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Governments are banning teenagers from social media to cover up officials' failure to confront real crises. It’s wrong, dangerous, and cruel. mikemales.substack.com/p/government...
me when it's December 10th in Australia and i have to access my own bsky instance running on a server next to me from a VPN
December 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
me when it's December 10th in Australia and i have to access my own bsky instance running on a server next to me from a VPN
mum gets me to read through all her contracts and complicated legal documents because i actually read Everything™️ and that "extra the the" trick, etc, don't work on me? the number of times i've corrected minor spelling/grammar errors in professional papers and also found evil stuff is wild fr 😭✌️💔
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
mum gets me to read through all her contracts and complicated legal documents because i actually read Everything™️ and that "extra the the" trick, etc, don't work on me? the number of times i've corrected minor spelling/grammar errors in professional papers and also found evil stuff is wild fr 😭✌️💔
i do not think therefore i do not am
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 AM
i do not think therefore i do not am
repost if you are a little girl and are freaking out because everything is about pdf files and epstein rn
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
repost if you are a little girl and are freaking out because everything is about pdf files and epstein rn
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children deserve way more legal rights than they currently have. too many of our laws were shaped by abusive parents. it’s way way way too easy for adults to deny kids basic self expression, education, and health care
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
children deserve way more legal rights than they currently have. too many of our laws were shaped by abusive parents. it’s way way way too easy for adults to deny kids basic self expression, education, and health care
shoutout to that teacher who pushed me so hard in PE that i developed angina pectoris
September 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
shoutout to that teacher who pushed me so hard in PE that i developed angina pectoris
billionaires: *are gonna die soon*
kids: yeah uh, that sure. looks real bad fam.
billionaires: shut the fu*k up you little c*nts *vomits LLMs*
kids: yeah uh, that sure. looks real bad fam.
billionaires: shut the fu*k up you little c*nts *vomits LLMs*
August 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
billionaires: *are gonna die soon*
kids: yeah uh, that sure. looks real bad fam.
billionaires: shut the fu*k up you little c*nts *vomits LLMs*
kids: yeah uh, that sure. looks real bad fam.
billionaires: shut the fu*k up you little c*nts *vomits LLMs*
Normally I condemn AI therapy very strongly. But my mum has gone to GPT-5 because it's "1000x better" (and cheaper) than her psychologist. She is now not being abusive anymore and is working on not neglecting me. Nothing has ever been able to do this before. Don't do AI therapy. Except you mum.
August 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Normally I condemn AI therapy very strongly. But my mum has gone to GPT-5 because it's "1000x better" (and cheaper) than her psychologist. She is now not being abusive anymore and is working on not neglecting me. Nothing has ever been able to do this before. Don't do AI therapy. Except you mum.
asking chatgpt for answers is like trusting a twitch chat with 8 billion users in it that somehow all work together to give you one (1) super mega bullshit poast in response to anything you type
August 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
asking chatgpt for answers is like trusting a twitch chat with 8 billion users in it that somehow all work together to give you one (1) super mega bullshit poast in response to anything you type
Being a kid is all about being abused beyond imagination by your parents and then dropping out of school because you're so physically injured that you can't go to school or even move without help anymore, then trying to be calm and explain critical thinking skills to them while they kill you.
July 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Being a kid is all about being abused beyond imagination by your parents and then dropping out of school because you're so physically injured that you can't go to school or even move without help anymore, then trying to be calm and explain critical thinking skills to them while they kill you.
the difference between a psychiatrist and ChatGPT is ChatGPT can actually pay attention to the words i'm saying and understand what i mean. and also it costs $1200 less.
February 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
the difference between a psychiatrist and ChatGPT is ChatGPT can actually pay attention to the words i'm saying and understand what i mean. and also it costs $1200 less.
watching adults talk about what the world used to be like is wild. like damn y'all did tech really used to be that good? it improved our lives and we had fun using it? it was like an add-on to our lives and not how we lived them? it even WORKED??? sweet lemon jesus.
February 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
watching adults talk about what the world used to be like is wild. like damn y'all did tech really used to be that good? it improved our lives and we had fun using it? it was like an add-on to our lives and not how we lived them? it even WORKED??? sweet lemon jesus.
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I miss you, lost friends. I hope the sun is shining on your face, wherever you are.
I miss you, lost friends. I hope the sun is shining on your face, wherever you are.
February 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
From www.tumblr.com/presentlydea... -
I miss you, lost friends. I hope the sun is shining on your face, wherever you are.
I miss you, lost friends. I hope the sun is shining on your face, wherever you are.
got a second hand smartwatch for free but the watchface is bigger than my wrist... besties do they make smartwatches for kids 😭
February 4, 2025 at 10:01 AM
got a second hand smartwatch for free but the watchface is bigger than my wrist... besties do they make smartwatches for kids 😭
stop blaming "kids these days" and start blaming "these days"! its not my fault 10 billionaires decided to destroy the world and make parenting really hard for you. i need YOUR help to make the world the kind of place you want me to grow up in.
January 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
stop blaming "kids these days" and start blaming "these days"! its not my fault 10 billionaires decided to destroy the world and make parenting really hard for you. i need YOUR help to make the world the kind of place you want me to grow up in.
"I don't like your attitude young lady" you're welcome dad i made it just for u
January 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"I don't like your attitude young lady" you're welcome dad i made it just for u
girl at school: that guy is an uptight asshole
me: huh really? i had no idea... my dad is a lot worse than tha- oh.
me: huh really? i had no idea... my dad is a lot worse than tha- oh.
January 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
girl at school: that guy is an uptight asshole
me: huh really? i had no idea... my dad is a lot worse than tha- oh.
me: huh really? i had no idea... my dad is a lot worse than tha- oh.
hell no i ain't trying to undo 30 years of travel at the speed of light up your own ass
January 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
hell no i ain't trying to undo 30 years of travel at the speed of light up your own ass
me: hey mom i'm going to live by myself
her: oh?
me: your bags are in the driveway
her: oh?
me: your bags are in the driveway
January 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
me: hey mom i'm going to live by myself
her: oh?
me: your bags are in the driveway
her: oh?
me: your bags are in the driveway
oh you can pull an all-nighter? well i can pull an *all-dayer*
January 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
oh you can pull an all-nighter? well i can pull an *all-dayer*
instinctively holds my eevee plush by her scruff when i have to use both hands
January 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
instinctively holds my eevee plush by her scruff when i have to use both hands
speech transcriber going off the rails with my voice cause it was only trained on voices of adults...
January 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
speech transcriber going off the rails with my voice cause it was only trained on voices of adults...
that was *not* peach soda that was alcohol and it tastes like mineral water with cough medicine and gingerbread. delicious.
January 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
that was *not* peach soda that was alcohol and it tastes like mineral water with cough medicine and gingerbread. delicious.
mom: you would look so cute in this sylveon kigurumi...
me: opens the link
site: price is over $400
me: a-are y-
mom: no
me: opens the link
site: price is over $400
me: a-are y-
mom: no
January 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
mom: you would look so cute in this sylveon kigurumi...
me: opens the link
site: price is over $400
me: a-are y-
mom: no
me: opens the link
site: price is over $400
me: a-are y-
mom: no