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juniperfizz.bsky.social
Patio Curmudgeon
@juniperfizz.bsky.social
Currently in Saint Paul, MN with a side of Nope, nothing further. Not a robot
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild

Chipmunk
Elk
Beaver
Flying squirrel
Possum
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild

Moose
Black bears
Beluga whales
Lynx
Muskox

(Look, obviously I was going to lean into the Alaskan card here, guys...)
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild

Eurasian otter
West European hedgehog
Atlantic grey seal
Red squirrel
American alligator
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I'm going for it!
Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.

I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
August 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
One of the best things about being in an international server is that if I mention that I live in Bear Country (CO), the Australians all howl about how we need to shut up about Aussie wildlife, because THEIR large carnivores mostly stay in the water, NOT INVITE THEMSELVES INTO THE KITCHEN. (🧵1/?)
August 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Thread
One of the interesting things in psychology is that once a person does a bad thing

it becomes easier, and easier to do the bad thing.

It's the initial doing of the bad thing that is the hardest part, breaking a social norm, crossing that rubicon.

And the primary reason for that is normalization
July 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
If you have voles in the vinca, you have the most coveted window seat. At least according to the cats currently fighting over it.
February 8, 2024 at 11:33 PM