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Chandler Bing (Died In A Freak Hot Tubbin' Accident)
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shiloh. 20's
goat with a blog
don't be weird (─‿‿─)
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needless to say i am helplessly in love with these skyboxes
January 2, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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INTRUDERS🤔❔ IN THE PENTHOUSE🏘️ OF THE NINETY-NINE9️⃣9️⃣ DRAGONS🐉 CLAN👨‍👨‍👧‍👧⁉️ YOU🫵 MUST BE OUT📤 OF THIS WORLD 🌎 TO GET PAST OUR GUARDS💂💂
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Humor is subjective after all
January 1, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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here.. abrotchabuger... *PAFF*
December 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Workin hard
January 1, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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me: wow, truly nothing actually matters. why bother?

japanese bunny account: mimi-chan is very fat and slept all day. let's do our best, mikata!

me, tearing up: let's do our best, mimi-chan.
October 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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dogs begging for a pot of boiling water:
January 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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can you imagine being in the cult of talos watching the mythic dawn pull the score you were angling for and immediately hell demons such as the triceratops pour out gutting every single person outside of a city wall like they're processing fish then 200 years pass and you go "well let's do it again"
January 1, 2026 at 10:46 AM
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I wrote Still My Father’s Son, a debut collection exploring plurality and trauma, available for purchase now at Sundress Publications, as well as THE MOST HOLY DAY OF THE TRANSSEXUAL CALENDAR, a speculative poetry collection about surviving trans genocide, at Game Over Books. #shamelessplug
January 1, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Adonai! Little beepos misery is increasing!
January 1, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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January 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
warsaw 🇵🇱👍 it is very bad
January 1, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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just saw this image and got a #boner
December 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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damn i can't believe i've been farting since last year lol
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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everytime i see a friend playing balatro this is all i fucking see does ANYONE agree with me here
January 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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you can't fucking do that man
January 1, 2026 at 2:39 AM
how im going into the new year:
January 1, 2026 at 3:04 AM
oh look its 'best character in fiction' o' clock
January 1, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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exactly one way to design a cat
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
the ps vita woudl have been peak - if it had MH on it
December 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
my pookiebear..............................
December 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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YESSIR
December 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM