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Uranium
@juranium.bsky.social
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I’m here to eat ass and chew cum
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totally boobular!
masculinity is such a damn scary thing dude
January 2, 2026 at 9:12 AM
For a little while now I’ve really been thinking about masculinity and myself bc I’m 100% still a cis dude who’s mostly attracted to women but more so femininity
January 2, 2026 at 9:00 AM
i think the bjork stalker is haunting me, i was thinking to myself about how he yells victory before he shoots himself in the video and i open up youtube to see this
July 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
vimeo.com/21405632 random video generator for vimeo and got this gold
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July 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I feel like this picture would be a wojak for dogs if they used the internet
June 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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annoy squidward day every day ♥️
June 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Mouse? Cat? Alien?
June 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
liking resident evil 1 so much i bought every single resident evil game, like all of them im not even joking
June 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
calling it now, theres gonna be a massive shooting in LA done by marines/cops/ice onto protesters
June 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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i cant believe he looks like that
June 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
@tobyfox.undertale.com is such a good composer that every time i hear one of his best new songs i cant help but feel like ive heard it before, but no, i havent
June 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
playing asbr and I gotta say it’s pretty fun
June 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Hate to say it but there needs to be legal regulation on AI
May 31, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Jeff Jarret reviving Acclaim may just mean we will get a Bart VS the Space Mutants 2
May 31, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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bart fears the reliable shoto far medium punch
May 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Sabu vs Rey Mysterio at ECW One Night Stand in 2006.
May 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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“I asked chatGPT-“ ok, and I asked Tinsel, and she said you’re an uninspired, vapid dork who needs a computer to think for them.
May 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
wwe showing its cracks rn
May 5, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I stand by this statement
these wwe releases are pissing me tf off
May 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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I HATE WRESTLING
March 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
THE SECURITY SYSTEM TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARDS HOUSE AND BEGINS ATTACKING THE CITY LEAVING THE MAYOR TO GIVE SQUIDWARD COMMUNITY SERVICE FOR THE DAMAGE HE CAUSED EVEN THOUGH SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK WERE IN HIS HOUSE THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME AND WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING YEAH FUCK THIS EPISODE!
May 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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April 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
why is the crowd booing cody, are they stupid?
April 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i dont think anything pissses me off more than the existence of lolcows and the whole process of making someone one
April 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM