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July 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Anyone seen Boondock Saints?

“There. Was. A. FIREFIGHT!”
June 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Trump will host a private dinner later this month for the top buyers of his memecoin, which has made him the world's newest crypto billionaire.

The top 25 coin buyers will get a "VIP White House tour."

Call it what it is: corruption.
May 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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What happened to all that outrage when Republicans were pissed at DEMs for not standing to clap when trump used a cancer survivor kid as a political prop?

Y'all are pretty fucking quiet after he deported that 4 year old cancer patient, you fake Christians.
May 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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I'd bet Koko got the higher score.
April 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stup...
theonion.com
March 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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I haven't been able to follow the classified Signal chat debacle without thinking of Airplane.
March 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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I’m Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
March 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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March 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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March 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Seems accurate
March 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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I sleep pretty well at night knowing the richest man in the world can be triggered by a Florida man and a Substack post.
Don’t mock Elmer. 🙄
March 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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Facts. 👇🏻
March 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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every single time
March 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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March 18, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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These were seen in London.
London fucking ROCKS!💪
March 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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March 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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EXCLUSIVE: This just happened onstage in front of 6,000 Bostonians at the Dropkick Murphys concert. "This is America, no kings here!" @dropkickmurphys.com nails it again!!
March 16, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Tom Sellek selling reverse mortgages.
March 12, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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Share if you agree. 🇨🇦 🇲🇽
March 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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March 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.
March 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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“I had a very stern conversation with the Tate brothers, and I believe they’ve learned their lesson.” - Susan Collins
February 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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February 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM