Original sin, but with a narrower scope. My dad did not eat the apple of forbidden knowledge, but he doesn't use his blinker for right turns, and so the devil has legal claim to my heart and internal goo held therein.

see, the only things I know about it is in this article about this guy's stupid horse that everyone hates

www.polygon.com/2019/2/28/18...

Ugh, as much as I hate THAC0, you may be right.

I mean, the answer is probably just Morrowind.

I could replay Oblivion, but I have no emotional connection to it. I remember having to help some guy named Martin a lot, and, like, unstoppable bears. That's about it.

There's a typo, but that's there on purpose. It's for you. To respond to. Y'know, to make conversation.

Oooooooooooh, right. Thank you.

In one emoji or fewer. Please.

One word or less, who is Kingdom Hearts and what does she want?

Ha, "Queer proximity." The call is coming from inside the house. But I know what you mean.

I posit this phenomenon is the only thing that can account for the sudden spike of being in "eepy baby mode" in my day to day life.