I cannot be a unicorn for a couple. Unicorns are beautiful and wondrous and pure.
I'm a 41 year man who looks like a wretched wizard.
So I need a couple I can vizier for.
I'm a 41 year man who looks like a wretched wizard.
So I need a couple I can vizier for.
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I cannot be a unicorn for a couple. Unicorns are beautiful and wondrous and pure.
I'm a 41 year man who looks like a wretched wizard.
So I need a couple I can vizier for.
I'm a 41 year man who looks like a wretched wizard.
So I need a couple I can vizier for.
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see, the only things I know about it is in this article about this guy's stupid horse that everyone hates
www.polygon.com/2019/2/28/18...
www.polygon.com/2019/2/28/18...
Everyone hates my big stupid horse in Red Dead Online
He is my friend
www.polygon.com
September 30, 2025 at 10:02 AM
see, the only things I know about it is in this article about this guy's stupid horse that everyone hates
www.polygon.com/2019/2/28/18...
www.polygon.com/2019/2/28/18...
[Looking at my Steam library:] Oh man, I never got around to replaying Daggerfall.
[Remembers the nightmare bullshit procedural generated dungeons that sometimes hide objectives in detached geometry:] But maybe I should leave the nostalgia be.
[Remembers the nightmare bullshit procedural generated dungeons that sometimes hide objectives in detached geometry:] But maybe I should leave the nostalgia be.
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
[Looking at my Steam library:] Oh man, I never got around to replaying Daggerfall.
[Remembers the nightmare bullshit procedural generated dungeons that sometimes hide objectives in detached geometry:] But maybe I should leave the nostalgia be.
[Remembers the nightmare bullshit procedural generated dungeons that sometimes hide objectives in detached geometry:] But maybe I should leave the nostalgia be.
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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
(copy paste-able in the alt text)
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
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I have refined
The uranium
That was in
The centrifuge
And which
You were probably
Saving
For power generation
Forgive me
It was so powerful
I am
Become death
The uranium
That was in
The centrifuge
And which
You were probably
Saving
For power generation
Forgive me
It was so powerful
I am
Become death
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I have refined
The uranium
That was in
The centrifuge
And which
You were probably
Saving
For power generation
Forgive me
It was so powerful
I am
Become death
The uranium
That was in
The centrifuge
And which
You were probably
Saving
For power generation
Forgive me
It was so powerful
I am
Become death
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this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this is quite the detail
Fallout 4 Companions -
Piper: I fell in love with the Lone Survivor because they picked, like, a thousand locks.
Hancock: I fell in love with them because they did one thousand drugs.
Strong: Yeah, well, they ate people in front of me for an hour, which taught me about the milk of human kindness.
Piper: I fell in love with the Lone Survivor because they picked, like, a thousand locks.
Hancock: I fell in love with them because they did one thousand drugs.
Strong: Yeah, well, they ate people in front of me for an hour, which taught me about the milk of human kindness.
November 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Fallout 4 Companions -
Piper: I fell in love with the Lone Survivor because they picked, like, a thousand locks.
Hancock: I fell in love with them because they did one thousand drugs.
Strong: Yeah, well, they ate people in front of me for an hour, which taught me about the milk of human kindness.
Piper: I fell in love with the Lone Survivor because they picked, like, a thousand locks.
Hancock: I fell in love with them because they did one thousand drugs.
Strong: Yeah, well, they ate people in front of me for an hour, which taught me about the milk of human kindness.
It's timelenol for some tylenol.
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It's timelenol for some tylenol.
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Meet the Forgotten Female Artist Behind the World’s Most Popular Tarot Deck (1909)
www.openculture.com/2025/10/meet...
#art
www.openculture.com/2025/10/meet...
#art
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Meet the Forgotten Female Artist Behind the World’s Most Popular Tarot Deck (1909)
www.openculture.com/2025/10/meet...
#art
www.openculture.com/2025/10/meet...
#art
Boss: How are you doing, Davin?
Me: [Answers honestly.]
Boss: Oh no.
Me: [Answers honestly.]
Boss: Oh no.
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Boss: How are you doing, Davin?
Me: [Answers honestly.]
Boss: Oh no.
Me: [Answers honestly.]
Boss: Oh no.
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I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
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The fact that itch posted this and not even an hour later I got a bunch of new sales proves how big it is when other people talk about your games.
It can literally be a life changing events.
When John Harper made a nice quote tweet about Breathless, hundreds of people looked at the game.
Wild
It can literally be a life changing events.
When John Harper made a nice quote tweet about Breathless, hundreds of people looked at the game.
Wild
Voidlight: A rules-bright sci-fi horror dungeon crawl where your only safety is a beam of light that shrinks every ten minutes.
farirpgs.itch.io/voidlight
farirpgs.itch.io/voidlight
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The fact that itch posted this and not even an hour later I got a bunch of new sales proves how big it is when other people talk about your games.
It can literally be a life changing events.
When John Harper made a nice quote tweet about Breathless, hundreds of people looked at the game.
Wild
It can literally be a life changing events.
When John Harper made a nice quote tweet about Breathless, hundreds of people looked at the game.
Wild
"Just making conversation" is a fun sentiment. Just making noises with my face hole! The particulars of which are irrelevant! Hoping something that flops out makes reciprocate with your own lovely hole noise.
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"Just making conversation" is a fun sentiment. Just making noises with my face hole! The particulars of which are irrelevant! Hoping something that flops out makes reciprocate with your own lovely hole noise.
I can't remember the plot of Kingdom Hearts, can someone summarize it for me in, like, a sentence or less?
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I can't remember the plot of Kingdom Hearts, can someone summarize it for me in, like, a sentence or less?
There's something called the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon, or The Frequency Illusion. Part of the phenomenon is the recency illusion- that when you've noticed something recently, you'll start seeing it more often in the world.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
There's something called the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon, or The Frequency Illusion. Part of the phenomenon is the recency illusion- that when you've noticed something recently, you'll start seeing it more often in the world.
Video Game titled "The Sad Guy Who Catches All The Fish in Stardew Valley." You play as me in 2020, living alone during the pandemic lock down. You have to manage several meters (Money/Stomach/Lonely/Despair) while you live your day to day and try catch all the fish in popular game Stardew Valley.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Video Game titled "The Sad Guy Who Catches All The Fish in Stardew Valley." You play as me in 2020, living alone during the pandemic lock down. You have to manage several meters (Money/Stomach/Lonely/Despair) while you live your day to day and try catch all the fish in popular game Stardew Valley.
Fuck/Marry/Kill X Fuck/Marry/Kill. Personally, I'd marry fuck, I'd kill kill, and I guess that means I have to fuck marry.
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Fuck/Marry/Kill X Fuck/Marry/Kill. Personally, I'd marry fuck, I'd kill kill, and I guess that means I have to fuck marry.
You never feel more indestructible then when you bring home a mega-pack of toilet paper.
But time makes fools of us all.
But time makes fools of us all.
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
You never feel more indestructible then when you bring home a mega-pack of toilet paper.
But time makes fools of us all.
But time makes fools of us all.
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Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
[Charon, Ferryman of the Styx]: So we don't do transactions in change anymore, I can take plastic or you can Venmo me or whatever.
[Me, mouth stuffed to the brim with pennies]: Thaaf mugs snes.
[Me, mouth stuffed to the brim with pennies]: Thaaf mugs snes.
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
[Charon, Ferryman of the Styx]: So we don't do transactions in change anymore, I can take plastic or you can Venmo me or whatever.
[Me, mouth stuffed to the brim with pennies]: Thaaf mugs snes.
[Me, mouth stuffed to the brim with pennies]: Thaaf mugs snes.
Vegeta: Kakarot has achieved a new form?! What is this "Eepy Baby Mode"?!
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Vegeta: Kakarot has achieved a new form?! What is this "Eepy Baby Mode"?!
Legacy is a con job, forever a monotone. Ozymandias can have a dumb fuckin' statues. Give me a shitty cup of coffee, a gray morning, hot toast.
November 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Legacy is a con job, forever a monotone. Ozymandias can have a dumb fuckin' statues. Give me a shitty cup of coffee, a gray morning, hot toast.
The Next Big Thing. A video game. You are on a reality TV show to discover The Next Big Thing. You arrives at a beautiful island resort. No one is there. No one else is on the island.
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The Next Big Thing. A video game. You are on a reality TV show to discover The Next Big Thing. You arrives at a beautiful island resort. No one is there. No one else is on the island.