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Justin Clark
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Founder of JMC Marketing Consulting. Fantasy football nerd. Hokies, Caps, Braves fan. Old97s enthusiast.

https://jmcmarketing.co/

📍 Charlotte, NC
Why does every Conservative look like a fucking goblin?
"hey, a serious question, this picture is off the record too, right?
December 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Going to laugh when two 8-game teams make the conference championship game for some tie-breaker reason that screws over one of the 9-game teams because acc.
ACC going with a combo platter football schedule in 2026 — 12 teams playing nine league games, five playing eight.
December 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Going 6-0 at home next year is incredibly doable for the #Hokies. We don't yet know if the VMI or JMU game is getting pushed but sounds like JMU getting pushed is more likely. If so, VT's home games are:

VMI, ODU, GT, Pitt, Stanford, UVA
NEW: The ACC says 12 teams will play nine ACC games next year, and 5 teams will play eight ACC games, due to contractual obligations and scheduling balance.

Here are the 2026 ACC opponents for everyone:
December 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Best WR coach VT ever had. Well deserved! #Hokies
News: Texas A&M has promoted Holmon Wiggins to offensive coordinator and play-caller. He'll replace Collin Klein, who will be the Kansas State head coach.
December 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Officially done Christmas shopping. Huzzah!
a man with glasses and a mustache is smiling and saying huzzah
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is smiling and saying huzzah
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I love Christmas Vacation because it is the most anti-capitalist Christmas film. A father opts to have a big family Christmas to announce he’s installing a swimming pool with his Christmas bonus only for his evil capitalist boss to cut bonuses without notice leaving him penniless. Great movie!
a man is standing next to a pile of trash and a car in the snow and says merry christmas .
ALT: a man is standing next to a pile of trash and a car in the snow and says merry christmas .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Shades of Kevin Jones vs. LSU in 2002. #Hokies fans will understand the reference.
This game has gone crazy.
December 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Game. Boaty McBoatface.
December 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Fun fact. The Sun is 21 years old. If you count a Sun's year as its revolution around the center of the galaxy.
December 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Die Hard.
What holiday movie do you rewatch every year? 🎄
December 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The Bills are the mid-00’s Virginia Tech Hokies of the NFL.
The Bills are one win away from their seventh straight 10-win season. That would put them in a tie with the 1975-81 Cowboys for the fifth-longest streak of 10 or more wins in league history.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Bills close in on seventh straight 10-win season
The 9-4 Bills are on the brink of losing their five-year hammerlock on the AFC East.
www.nbcsports.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
65% of Americans support Medicare For All.
December 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Great article. It's going to take all of us to push back on A.I. being rammed down everyone's throats even though nobody asked for this or wants it.

www.thenation.com/article/soci...
The Slop of Things to Come
This past week boasted many overhyped AI breakthroughs, but the healthiest one was the fierce repudiation of a contemptuous McDonald’s ad.
www.thenation.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
No one wants this. No one is asking for this.
Disney has signed a deal with OpenAI and is investing $1B into the company

• Sora will now be able to AI generate videos based on characters from Disney, Marvel, Pixar, and Star Wars

• Some of these AI-generated videos will be released on Disney+
December 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
All they have to do is make a rule stating Independents are ineligible for the college football playoff. Boom! Problem solved!
Guess that tantrum tour didn’t go over quite like they planned. 😅
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Don’t look now but the #Caps have won 7 of their last 8 and lead the Metro.
December 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
December 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oreos are $7.19 at my Food Lion in rural North Carolina. Good luck with that argument.
Seeking to soothe voters’ anguish about the economy and address claims he’s too focused on foreign policy, the president called the affordability crisis a “hoax.”
Trump Mocks American Affordability Crisis ‘Hoax’
The president also talked about how much he wanted to make life... affordable.
trib.al
December 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Reposted by Justin Clark
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's clear the one thing James Franklin is fixing in assembling his staff at Virginia Tech is alignment. By hiring Brent Pry as DC and Ty Howle as OC, he's assembling as a staff that is in alignment on how they're going to play and how everything will need to be executed in order for VT to win.
December 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This is so funny because college football needs divisions in the worst way. But, we can’t have divisions because conferences are legally the only entity that can negotiate media rights.

Divisions would eliminate championship games and make playoff inclusion easier and simpler.
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I hope the next four national champion teams in college football are Indiana, Vanderbilt, Texas Tech, and Virginia Tech.

It's what the sport needs.
December 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This is one of those years in college football where a 16-team playoff actually makes a lot of sense. You could argue Vanderbilt and Texas are both better teams, right now, than Alabama and Ole Miss. Regardless of what happens today, some really good teams are going to miss the playoffs.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM