@justinhelmer.bsky.social
He/Him Bipedal carbon-based snark thrower. Radio DJ Saturday mornings 6-11 AM at KVSC FM. Husbear. Monster Kid. Drive-In Mutant. Freelance purveyor of fine Trivia. There will be swears...
Cool Hand Lucas
A shy, socially inept 14 is arrested and sent to jail in the deep south. He begins a battle of wills with his captors and spends several nights in the box.
A shy, socially inept 14 is arrested and sent to jail in the deep south. He begins a battle of wills with his captors and spends several nights in the box.
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Mystery Science Theater 3000 Miles to Graceland: The Movie
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Miles to Graceland: The Movie
Insert a movie into another movie:
The Magnificent Se7en
The Magnificent Se7en
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Cool Hand Lucas
A shy, socially inept 14 is arrested and sent to jail in the deep south. He begins a battle of wills with his captors and spends several nights in the box.
A shy, socially inept 14 is arrested and sent to jail in the deep south. He begins a battle of wills with his captors and spends several nights in the box.
@eliothochberg.bsky.social you take a lot of guff for your character on the show being robotic but when you reached out to comfort that father in the Indonesia video you made me cry. Thank you for sharing that with us, and congratulations to you and Irma on your marriage! 🎉🎉
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
@eliothochberg.bsky.social you take a lot of guff for your character on the show being robotic but when you reached out to comfort that father in the Indonesia video you made me cry. Thank you for sharing that with us, and congratulations to you and Irma on your marriage! 🎉🎉
"I SAID put yer shoes back on, numbnuts. Otherwise I'm going to pray for you about the head and neck with this bat."
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"I SAID put yer shoes back on, numbnuts. Otherwise I'm going to pray for you about the head and neck with this bat."
Good morning, friends! I'm back in studio with another Saturday morning worth of folk, bluegrass, and traditional music on @kvsc881fm.bsky.social Come through and get a little bit of music for your weekend wake-up! KVSC.org online or 88.1 FM in central Minnesota. 💙
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Good morning, friends! I'm back in studio with another Saturday morning worth of folk, bluegrass, and traditional music on @kvsc881fm.bsky.social Come through and get a little bit of music for your weekend wake-up! KVSC.org online or 88.1 FM in central Minnesota. 💙
Introduce yourself with 5 names you would give to a domesticated pet raccoon.
Here’s mine:
Wobbly Todd
Nigel
Mary Ann Hanky-Pank
Trobbbles the Unconquered
Sir Kibbleton Thornton-Dyze
Here’s mine:
Wobbly Todd
Nigel
Mary Ann Hanky-Pank
Trobbbles the Unconquered
Sir Kibbleton Thornton-Dyze
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 names you would give to a domesticated pet raccoon.
Here’s mine:
Wobbly Todd
Nigel
Mary Ann Hanky-Pank
Trobbbles the Unconquered
Sir Kibbleton Thornton-Dyze
Here’s mine:
Wobbly Todd
Nigel
Mary Ann Hanky-Pank
Trobbbles the Unconquered
Sir Kibbleton Thornton-Dyze
Good morning! I'm back at the @kvsc881fm.bsky.social studios to bring you another edition of the Frets program! Five hours from 6-11AM CST. Folk, bluegrass, and traditional music for your Saturday morning wake up. 88.1 locally or KVSC.org almost anywhere else! Radio you listen to on purpose!! 📻
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Good morning! I'm back at the @kvsc881fm.bsky.social studios to bring you another edition of the Frets program! Five hours from 6-11AM CST. Folk, bluegrass, and traditional music for your Saturday morning wake up. 88.1 locally or KVSC.org almost anywhere else! Radio you listen to on purpose!! 📻
How am I supposed to enjoy my job liquidating the holdings of small family owned businesses when this woman with the crippling latte addiction and the suspiciously neat 'art studio' keeps trying to teach me the true meaning of Christmas? #WhereDidAllTheseTwinkleLightsComeFrom
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
How am I supposed to enjoy my job liquidating the holdings of small family owned businesses when this woman with the crippling latte addiction and the suspiciously neat 'art studio' keeps trying to teach me the true meaning of Christmas? #WhereDidAllTheseTwinkleLightsComeFrom
Good morning!! It's Saturday morning and your boy is back at it on the radio again. I'll be here bringing you the Frets program on @kvsc881fm.bsky.social til 11:00 AM CST. Listen in at 88.1 FM locally or kvsc.org anywhere you like.
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Good morning!! It's Saturday morning and your boy is back at it on the radio again. I'll be here bringing you the Frets program on @kvsc881fm.bsky.social til 11:00 AM CST. Listen in at 88.1 FM locally or kvsc.org anywhere you like.
I swear to God, if they bring out Jericho I quit. 😆🤦 #TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam
November 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I swear to God, if they bring out Jericho I quit. 😆🤦 #TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam
Why am I not allowed to love both Hereditary and Street Trash? #TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam
November 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Why am I not allowed to love both Hereditary and Street Trash? #TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam
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@justinhelmer.bsky.social is talking about Frets' forerunner, longtime host Wayne Bergeson, and I'm reminded of this awesome photo at a Dennis Warner gig a few years ago. Miss Wayne...he & I went back to the 80s. #RIP
@kvsc881fm.bsky.social
#PledgeDrive
#AT40
@kvsc881fm.bsky.social
#PledgeDrive
#AT40
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
@justinhelmer.bsky.social is talking about Frets' forerunner, longtime host Wayne Bergeson, and I'm reminded of this awesome photo at a Dennis Warner gig a few years ago. Miss Wayne...he & I went back to the 80s. #RIP
@kvsc881fm.bsky.social
#PledgeDrive
#AT40
@kvsc881fm.bsky.social
#PledgeDrive
#AT40
Good morning and happy November! Today is the first day of @kvsc881fm.bsky.social's fall membership drive. If it's within your means, making a pledge of support to local live radio (available anywhere via kvsc.org) is a good way to keep a vital source of music, news, and info available!
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KVSC Your Sound Alternative
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November 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Good morning and happy November! Today is the first day of @kvsc881fm.bsky.social's fall membership drive. If it's within your means, making a pledge of support to local live radio (available anywhere via kvsc.org) is a good way to keep a vital source of music, news, and info available!
Good morning, friends! I'm back with another five hours of folk, bluegrass, and traditional music for your Saturday morning wake up! Join me on @kvsc881fm.bsky.social for the Frets program! 88.1 FM in central Minnesota or kvsc.org on the ol' internets. 🤘
KVSC.org Home
KVSC Your Sound Alternative
kvsc.org
October 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Good morning, friends! I'm back with another five hours of folk, bluegrass, and traditional music for your Saturday morning wake up! Join me on @kvsc881fm.bsky.social for the Frets program! 88.1 FM in central Minnesota or kvsc.org on the ol' internets. 🤘
I'm glad this was on #TheLastDriveIn b/c I likely would have given up on it based on the first act. Took a couple of neat twists though so I am happy to have stuck around. #TheMutantFam #Splatterween
October 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'm glad this was on #TheLastDriveIn b/c I likely would have given up on it based on the first act. Took a couple of neat twists though so I am happy to have stuck around. #TheMutantFam #Splatterween
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October 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
One thing I really appreciated about Thanksgiving was the fact that those characters showed how shitty and how decent teens can be at the SAME time. They felt more fully drawn (to me) than any of these characters do. #TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam #Splatterween
October 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
One thing I really appreciated about Thanksgiving was the fact that those characters showed how shitty and how decent teens can be at the SAME time. They felt more fully drawn (to me) than any of these characters do. #TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam #Splatterween
Cole's dad looks like Elon Musk had a baby with Jim Jones. Which is pretty perfect actually. #TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam #Splatterween
October 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Cole's dad looks like Elon Musk had a baby with Jim Jones. Which is pretty perfect actually. #TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam #Splatterween
This MF right here was the beginning of the clown nightmares for me. #TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam #Splatterween
October 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This MF right here was the beginning of the clown nightmares for me. #TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam #Splatterween
Particularly since the first time about two thirds of us could not get onto the stream.
October 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Particularly since the first time about two thirds of us could not get onto the stream.
You're telling me these American Apparel catalog models are what passes for bad kids in Kettle Springs? I want the kids from Nuke Em' High to show up in this thing so badly. #TheLastDriveIn #Splatterween #TheMutantFam
October 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
You're telling me these American Apparel catalog models are what passes for bad kids in Kettle Springs? I want the kids from Nuke Em' High to show up in this thing so badly. #TheLastDriveIn #Splatterween #TheMutantFam
Holy shit. The phrase "Stuck in the nineties" just turned me into a kindly old tree. #TheLastDriveIn #Splatterween #TheMutantFam
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ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants holding a piece of puzzle
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October 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Holy shit. The phrase "Stuck in the nineties" just turned me into a kindly old tree. #TheLastDriveIn #Splatterween #TheMutantFam
I love how utilitarian the title "Clown in a Cornfield" is. No one is left wondering what this movie is all about. #TheLastDriveIn #Splatterween #TheMutantFam
October 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I love how utilitarian the title "Clown in a Cornfield" is. No one is left wondering what this movie is all about. #TheLastDriveIn #Splatterween #TheMutantFam
Good Saturday morning, friends! I'm back with ya' for another five hours of folk, bluegrass, and traditional music on @kvsc881fm.bsky.social Frets program! Join me on the radio at 88.1 or kvsc.org on any internet enabled device.
October 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Good Saturday morning, friends! I'm back with ya' for another five hours of folk, bluegrass, and traditional music on @kvsc881fm.bsky.social Frets program! Join me on the radio at 88.1 or kvsc.org on any internet enabled device.
Heya! Saturday morning has returned me to the @kvsc881fm.bsky.social studios for another edition of the Frets program. I'll be here until 11AM CST spinning music to move you and make you move. kvsc.org on the internet or 88.1 in the St. Cloud area!! 📻
October 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Heya! Saturday morning has returned me to the @kvsc881fm.bsky.social studios for another edition of the Frets program. I'll be here until 11AM CST spinning music to move you and make you move. kvsc.org on the internet or 88.1 in the St. Cloud area!! 📻