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Justin Simard (he/him)
@justinsimard.bsky.social
Classically trained singer, professional musician, writer & communications specialist. Opinions! Passion! Humour?! My opinions are my own

Epekwitk / Prince Edward Island
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me: i should promote that i'm releasing 30 brand-new Anti-Planner PDFs on black friday for $9.95

🧠: probably

me: also if they buy a book they get all 60 PDFs for free

🧠: ok hear me out

me:

🧠: what if you overthink it & don’t post until saturday night
All Products | Dani Donovan / Anti-Planner
anti-planner.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My neurotypical wife uses mine all the time!
The Anti-Planner is not an "ADHD Book". It's an Anti-Procrastination Toolbox.

It helps you quickly identify your reasons for not doing a thing and then gives you quirky, fun methods for addressing it. It's well-written, funny, and incredibly easy to implement.

EVERYONE needs this.
me: i should promote that i'm releasing 30 brand-new Anti-Planner PDFs on black friday for $9.95

🧠: probably

me: also if they buy a book they get all 60 PDFs for free

🧠: ok hear me out

me:

🧠: what if you overthink it & don’t post until saturday night
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Buy the real jawn. Honestly, this planner has done a lot for my life and Dani does put care into this stuff. And the pdf’s are hella useful for the $15.
i've paid $50k in the last 1.5 years to have 2,967 fake Anti-Planner listings taken down.

🖕 fuck counterfeiters. 🖕

support indie creators during the holidays:

📘 anti-planner.com

60 PDFs for $14.95 (or get them FREE with a book purchase!)
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Hey y'all, the #AntiPlanner by @danidonovan.com is a resource that's fantastic, especially if you struggle with getting things done! If you need a planner/organizer, I recommend the Anti Planner! Go get one, support a small biz!

www.anti-planner.com
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December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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How a cyberbully could end my small business 💔

The Anti-Planner is my life’s work, and losing it would be like losing a part of myself.

anti-planner.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Can we get Ted Lasso or equivalent to join the Leafs coaching staff?
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
On my way to the airport to head home right now in an Uber.

I selected a "quiet ride", and plan on rating this driver 5⭐ for this commitment to my request. Because even though he just farted and my eyes are watering, it was PERFECTLY silent.
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Fuck YES Blue Jays!!!
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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PLEASE
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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as called by Dan Shulman on Sportsnet:
October 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

#GOJAYSGO
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
GO LEAFS!!!
May 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
@samriegel.bsky.social I thought that the good people at @nordvpnofficial.bsky.social would enjoy this downstream advertisement impact of your hilarious ads on @criticalrole.bsky.social
March 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Me, in the first episode of literally any Netflix reality TV show: "You didn't need to solve this on television, you needed to solve this in therapy. You still can!"
March 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
@stevedangle20.bsky.social did you see this?

We NEEDED this win, and we got it. #TeamCanadaWINS
February 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I started working out again this week after 8 years of dad bodded laziness. I'm getting instant results, apparently... a whole slew of 20 something bots are following me now 🤣
January 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Oh, actually, I realize I have the actual clinical write-up! Basically, strong cognitive function + slow processing speed means the brain has problems when it tries to take all its zooming thoughts and put them in order, and also when taking in information that's organized/presented in certain ways.
February 9, 2024 at 8:21 PM
#Engineers, help me out.

Why don't heat pumps have a bypass for defrost mode??? Do we need to blast that cold air IN TO the space we are trying to heat?

Please explain why we cannot do this to me like I'm 5.
December 9, 2024 at 3:18 PM
@stevedangle20.bsky.social what is up with the officiating right now??
December 7, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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Study: Overuse Of Hair Detangler Giving Rise To Product-Resistant Supertangles
theonion.com/study-overus...
December 2, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Starter packs are by far my favorite bluesky feature! Thanks to everyone who has curated these lists to make my transition over here easier!
November 30, 2024 at 6:10 PM
I don't know if it's just me or if anyone else has noticed, but occasionally if you look at just the right angle, the sky becomes a sort of brighter bluish shade of gray? #PEI
November 26, 2024 at 12:15 PM
@stevedangle20.bsky.social is Tavares to Marner as Marner is to Matthews?
November 25, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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Carl Sagan nailed it back in 1995.
November 18, 2024 at 5:46 PM
This has #TTRPG one shot written all over it
November 18, 2024 at 7:44 PM