maya pinion
@justmayapinion.bsky.social
maya. 30. they/she bimbro. black nonbinary baddie. i love da moveys. weird little guy. fan favorite side character. we have fun here. letterboxd.com/mayasmovies
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maya pinion
@justmayapinion.bsky.social
· Jun 25
don't care + didn't ask + I'm casting firaga at you
walmart wrapped says i bought 40 cartons of oat milk this year and my "shopper age" is 69???
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
walmart wrapped says i bought 40 cartons of oat milk this year and my "shopper age" is 69???
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what’s more virgin than a computer
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
what’s more virgin than a computer
rfk jr should take the raads-r
December 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
rfk jr should take the raads-r
guy who thinks "Pride & Prejudice" is a seminal queer text based only on the name
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
guy who thinks "Pride & Prejudice" is a seminal queer text based only on the name
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girls just wanna have fun*
*watch 8-12 episodes of wendy williams from 2014 uninterrupted
*watch 8-12 episodes of wendy williams from 2014 uninterrupted
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
girls just wanna have fun*
*watch 8-12 episodes of wendy williams from 2014 uninterrupted
*watch 8-12 episodes of wendy williams from 2014 uninterrupted
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how it feels when my neck hurts and I'm slightly dehydrated and my mom has more family over the day after we hosted thanksgiving and i just want to read the new joe hill in peace by the fire with my dog but I can't
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
how it feels when my neck hurts and I'm slightly dehydrated and my mom has more family over the day after we hosted thanksgiving and i just want to read the new joe hill in peace by the fire with my dog but I can't
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H.R. Giger, Pump Excursion, 1989-1991
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
H.R. Giger, Pump Excursion, 1989-1991
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OK bad stuff happened to me as a kid so now getting me off is as involved and exhausting as setting up the board game Mousetrap
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
OK bad stuff happened to me as a kid so now getting me off is as involved and exhausting as setting up the board game Mousetrap
you'd think that as a weed smoker, thanksgiving would be heaven for a feller like me, but not so; my family hosts so being high around a bunch of people that i like but don't necessarily want in my house watching me eat makes it impossible to be high without feeling like I'm drawing agro
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
you'd think that as a weed smoker, thanksgiving would be heaven for a feller like me, but not so; my family hosts so being high around a bunch of people that i like but don't necessarily want in my house watching me eat makes it impossible to be high without feeling like I'm drawing agro
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you are only allowed to discuss politics at the thanksgiving table if you can pass a persuasion check
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
you are only allowed to discuss politics at the thanksgiving table if you can pass a persuasion check
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i use the internet mostly to fact check jokes and to check in on the guy who eats carnivore and is on his 7th surgery to "get his eyes further apart"
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
i use the internet mostly to fact check jokes and to check in on the guy who eats carnivore and is on his 7th surgery to "get his eyes further apart"
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This review of an Italian swinger club got me good
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This review of an Italian swinger club got me good
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he was talking about the first floor of donda academy
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
he was talking about the first floor of donda academy
few know this but the hit song return of the mac is actually about the yearly return of America's favorite sandwich, the macrib
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
few know this but the hit song return of the mac is actually about the yearly return of America's favorite sandwich, the macrib
traveling back in time to tell 2016 me that the app where neurodivergent teens in anime cosplay are Junko posing to music from Repo The Genetic Opera will eventually become a major source of political and social turmoil
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
traveling back in time to tell 2016 me that the app where neurodivergent teens in anime cosplay are Junko posing to music from Repo The Genetic Opera will eventually become a major source of political and social turmoil
i think it's fine or whatever that elphaba and glinda have been changed for good but that doesn't mean my roku home screen needs to change with them
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
i think it's fine or whatever that elphaba and glinda have been changed for good but that doesn't mean my roku home screen needs to change with them
oh ok we got ooze pond in vegas now. come see the ooze
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
oh ok we got ooze pond in vegas now. come see the ooze
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sleeping alone in silence with 100lb of weighted blankets is lowkey goated when actually getting quality sleep is the vibe
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
sleeping alone in silence with 100lb of weighted blankets is lowkey goated when actually getting quality sleep is the vibe