Dan Venezuepstein
justwilding.bsky.social
Dan Venezuepstein
@justwilding.bsky.social
Long-time learner of Mandarin Chinese, here to spread a little knowledge and vent a little spleen.

(Simplified characters, not traditional.)

Corrections welcome. 我也不知道。
对不起,我杀了你的渔民

Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shāle nǐ de yúmín

Sorry I killed your fishermen
In Chinese, 对不起 (duì bu qǐ) means “sorry.”

📚 Want to use it in a sentence?
- 对不起,我迟到了。
- Duì bu qǐ
- wǒ chí dào le.

🚀 Ready to practice? Respond using 对不起 (duì bu qǐ).

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December 8, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Is the Epstein Ballroom big enough to house a war crimes tribunal?
A new post from Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth just a couple hours after President Trump said he wouldn’t have wanted a second strike on alleged narco boats and that Hegseth said he didn’t order second strikes.
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
tired • 累 • lèi

Piggy is tired
小猪累了
Xiǎo zhū lèi le
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Invade • 入侵 • rùqīn

Piggy wants to invade the neighbors
小猪要入侵邻居
Xiǎo zhū yào rùqīn línjū
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Should • 应该 • yīnggāi

Piggy thinks we should be slaughtered.
小猪认为我们应该被屠宰。
Xiǎo zhū rènwéi wǒmen yīnggāi bèi túzǎi.
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Piggy • 小猪 • xiǎo zhū

Piggy signed his name!
小猪签了名!
xiǎo zhū qiānle míng!
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
once the epstein files are released, we should move on to other things - like inviting maduro for a summit at the epstein ballroom. maduro (in case you don’t know) is the leader of venezuepstein. he’s the prepstein of venezuepstein. he’s been prepstein since 2013 (two-thousand thirstein).
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Hey what’s going on with the Epstein files?
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
He’s moving the country’s biggest aircraft carrier to the coast of Venezuepstein.

apnews.com/article/vene...
US aircraft carrier nears Venezuela in flex of American military power
The United States’ most advanced aircraft carrier is expected to reach the waters off Venezuela in days.
apnews.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
i can’t wait to read the amelia epstein files. i mean the earstein files. you know what i mean. the melania earhart files. the earhart epsteins. the epstein files. about the guy with the plane.
The files we’ve all been waiting for are finally getting released…
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
dirty • 肮脏 • āngzang

I know how dirty Donald is.
我知道唐纳德有多肮脏。
Wǒ zhīdào tángnàdé yǒu duō āngzang.
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Let him • 让他 • ràng tā

Let him hang himself.
让他上吊呢。
Ràng tā shàngdiào ba.
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Dog • 狗 • gǒu

The dog that hasn’t barked just shat on the carpet again.

没叫的狗又在地毯上拉屎了。

Méi jiào de gǒu yòu zài dìtǎn shàng lā shǐle.
November 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Drinks • 酒水 • jiǔshuǐ

Will they serve drinks at the Epstein Ballroom? Then it’s an Epstein-Barroom.

爱泼斯坦舞厅会供应酒水吗?那就叫爱泼斯坦巴尔厅了。

Àipōsītǎn wǔtīng huì gōngyìng jiǔshuǐ ma? Nà jiù jiào àipōsītǎn bā‘ěrtīng le.
November 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Idea for the Epstein Ballroom: pet adoption days!
October 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Guys, please stop calling it the Ballstein Eproom. It’s the EPSTEIN BALLROOM.
October 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Ballroom dancing • 交际舞 • jiāojìwǔ

The Epstein Ballroom is for ballroom dancing.
爱泼斯坦舞厅就是为了跳交际舞。
Àipōsītǎn wǔtīng jiùshì wèile tiào jiāojìwǔ.
October 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I understand the People have already named it The Epstein Ballroom.
The name “President Donald J. Trump Ballroom” will only *stick* until the next Democratic president demolishes it and renames it grounds the “Jacqueline Kennedy Rose Garden 2.0.”
October 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
yes. i like to imagine a future where those of us who ate meat are reviled & our statues torn down.
One of the things I always find telling is the idea that we have to judge past people by the standards of their time, as if the fact that they did bad things means that everyone thought it was okay. They didn't. Pretty much every obviously evil act had people saying that it was, in fact, bad.
October 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Release the Earnstein files!
September 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Reposted by Dan Venezuepstein
Ha
September 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If • rúguǒ • 如果

If you have a headache from reading the Epstein files, consider Tylenol.

如果阅读爱泼斯坦档案让你头痛,请考虑服用泰诺。

Rúguǒ yuèdú àipōsītǎn dàng'àn ràng nǐ tóutòng, qǐng kǎolǜ fúyòng tài nuò.
September 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Working out gives me the strength I need to block access to the Epstein Files
Instead of releasing the Epstein Files, more performative bullshit from Kash Patel
September 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Know • zhīdào • 知道

I don’t know.
Wǒ bù zhīdào.
我不知道。
Lofgren: How many times did Trump’s name appear in the Epstein files? More than 100, more than 1000?

Patel: I don’t know.
September 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
爱 • ài • love

What does he love above all else? Lying…and Jeffrey Epstein.
他最爱的是什么?撒谎……还有杰弗里·爱泼斯坦。
Tā zuì ài de shì shénme? Sā huáng……hái yǒu jiéfúlǐ·àipōsītǎn.
In Chinese, 爱 (ài) means “to love.”

📄 Here's how to use it:
- 我爱你。
- Wǒ ài nǐ.
- I love you.

💬 Let's practice: Write the character for 爱 (ài).

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September 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM