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Congressional Republicans force grandfather out of retirement to pay bills
If Rivers retires at the end of the season, he and his family will get health insurance until August 2031.

Details:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
With return, Rivers extends NFL health insurance plan for 5 more years
www.nytimes.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I was trying to figure out why he'd settle for "just" 68x NTM revenue when 69x is right there ... of course it's because this valuation gets him to a $420 share price. Idiot child.
hoooo boy.

*SPACEX SEES VALUATION OF ABOUT $1.5 TRILLION IN PUBLIC OFFERING
*SPACEX SAID TO PURSUE 2026 IPO RAISING FAR ABOVE $30 BILLION
*SPACEX SEES ABOUT $15B IN 2025 SALES, $22B-$24B IN 2026
*SPACEX TARGETS IPO MID-TO-LATE 2026, DEPENDING ON MARKETS
December 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
While you absolutely do NOT have to hand it to him ... a rare flicker of self awareness being that he gets made fun of for complaining about needing to flush his McDonald's shits 15 times to get them down is maybe the funniest thing a president has ever said
Trump: "They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven. You want to wash your hands, or like me, you wash your hair. I lather up. There's no water. I won't mention the 3rd item in the bc I always get criticized. If you don't know what I'm talking about you shouldn't be owning a McDonalds"
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This piece of shit is named "Elon Musk" and has inflicted Saxon, X Æ A-12, Exa, Strider, Azure, Techno, Seldon Lycurgus, and Romulus on some of his children. But yeah, good joke.
Elon Musk endorses Cuomo for mayor of New York and makes sure to add some racism in there: “…Mumdumi or whatever his name is.”
November 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I been hacked.
all my legs gone. this just walked please help me
October 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Model S can serve briefly as a plane just like Cybertruck can serve briefly as a boat.
A Tesla flew off an overpass and landed on a SF freeway last night... via @kron4-news.bsky.social www.kron4.com/news/bay-are...
www.kron4.com
October 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My "We are engaged in a legal enterprise" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
Barrett spurns Supreme Court bias claims after string of Trump shadow docket wins

“I want people to understand, agree or disagree with the decisions that the court reaches, that we are engaged in a legal enterprise."
@courthousenews.bsky.social
www.courthousenews.com/barrett-spur...
Barrett spurns Supreme Court bias claims after string of Trump shadow docket wins
Justice Amy Coney Barrett sat for an extended discussion where she defended the high court’s rulings and her jurisprudence.
www.courthousenews.com
September 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This man thinks mass transit is too dangerous and space travel is too safe.
It's full steam ahead for NASA, according to Sean Duffy, the agency's acting administrator. During an internal employee town hall, Duffy warned of "letting safety be the enemy of progress" when it comes to winning the space race, according to a recording obtained by NBC News.
Interim NASA head tells agency that it will beat China back to the moon
Acting NASA administrator Sean Duffy also told agency employees not to let "safety be the enemy of progress."
nbcnews.to
September 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I put all my belongings out on the front lawn every night so that nobody breaks into the house while I'm sleeping.
Trump: "Beverly Hills, I have friends, they leave their trunk open for their car bc they know they're going to be vandalized. They don't want trunk ripped off in order for them to steal what's in their bag. They leave doors open so when they go in to steal the radio, they don't rip off the door"
August 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
June 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM