If this sounds like a fabulated child dialogue story, I invite you to come do the gingerbread house decorating activity with my kids while they fuck with each other by saying "bro sounds so AI" "bros house looks AI" etc until the icing runs out.

I’m just glad you’re here and I don’t give a shit if we had nine beers last weekend - that tea is bomb as hell and I always have a giant mason jar of it on hand AND get hyped when people want it because it’s my favorite. I am equally happy to make you a martini or this sick NA shrub thing I’m into!

bonus points if a man ever told you you had an “old soul”

I will never forget taking over an overnight video edit where a coworker had pre-rendered, then deleted, a video called something akin to “[client]_pre_V4_final_FUCKTHISSHITIHATEITHERE.mov”

did I catch this missing asset problem prior to the client sitting behind my 55” monitor, I didn’t, thanks