Justin White
@jwhite.bsky.social
Baseball-loving, washed up rock dad.
That’s right, baby, I am a musician.
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 AM
That’s right, baby, I am a musician.
Style points to the kid who got a drop off at school in a Cadillac hearse.
October 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Style points to the kid who got a drop off at school in a Cadillac hearse.
John Schnieder when he needs a pinch hitter in the World Series:
October 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
John Schnieder when he needs a pinch hitter in the World Series:
Same here, bud. Same. Here.
October 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Same here, bud. Same. Here.
Texts you get from non-sickos.
October 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Texts you get from non-sickos.
When the window opens at A&W and the meat smell hits.
October 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
When the window opens at A&W and the meat smell hits.
Getting spoilered by text due to a lagging broadcast.
October 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Getting spoilered by text due to a lagging broadcast.
Since he’s from my area, I feel the urge to tell you that he’s on this boat, and it takes only ten minutes to cross, so at least the rave was mercifully short for the other passengers.
October 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Since he’s from my area, I feel the urge to tell you that he’s on this boat, and it takes only ten minutes to cross, so at least the rave was mercifully short for the other passengers.
When it’s bath time, but it’s also game 7.
October 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
When it’s bath time, but it’s also game 7.
Today’s fit: A Scherzer jersey and city connect hat, but also Mike Trout shoes, because no matter how great you are it takes a team to do this.
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Today’s fit: A Scherzer jersey and city connect hat, but also Mike Trout shoes, because no matter how great you are it takes a team to do this.
Today’s fit: Expos. Why? To remind myself how lucky we are to get this far.
October 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Today’s fit: Expos. Why? To remind myself how lucky we are to get this far.
Seattle, I love you, but what’s with the electric car chargers that are 12 feet up a telephone pole? Is that why your classic look is a flannel lumberjack shirt?
October 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Seattle, I love you, but what’s with the electric car chargers that are 12 feet up a telephone pole? Is that why your classic look is a flannel lumberjack shirt?
Never escaping the view of the Starbucks siren.
October 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Never escaping the view of the Starbucks siren.
I wanna know what fucked up the patch of grass in RF.
October 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I wanna know what fucked up the patch of grass in RF.
Well when they did hot dogs from heaven I was too high to get one.
October 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Well when they did hot dogs from heaven I was too high to get one.
Great game but can’t believe the roof is closed.
October 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Great game but can’t believe the roof is closed.
Ended up rowing through a wall.
October 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Ended up rowing through a wall.