Justin White
@jwhite.bsky.social
Baseball-loving, washed up rock dad.
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I wrote a piece about game 7, kind of. Read “Swing & Miss Stuff“ by Justin G. White on Medium: medium.com/@jbanal/swin...
Swing & Miss Stuff
The Standard of Perfection It is June, 20th, 2015. I am in my 30s. I am a Nationals fan. I am only a Nationals fan because I had been an Expos fan, and the Expos went away, and sometimes you don’t …
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November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I wrote a piece about game 7, kind of. Read “Swing & Miss Stuff“ by Justin G. White on Medium: medium.com/@jbanal/swin...
Man nothing is more annoying than the “Congratulations, you have your order, why don’t you rate us?” email when you definitely don’t have the order.
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Man nothing is more annoying than the “Congratulations, you have your order, why don’t you rate us?” email when you definitely don’t have the order.
Vancouver challenge mode: You gotta hijack the trolley bus.
US news: everyone in government is a pedo, armed men stealing kids off the street
Canadian news:
Canadian news:
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Vancouver challenge mode: You gotta hijack the trolley bus.
So I was in a band and we played this bar that had the stage right in the window and our backs were to a busy sidewalk. Guitar player passed out mid-solo, fell backwards onto the Marshall stack, and he, the amp, and the guitar all slid slowly down the inside of the window comically slowly.
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
So I was in a band and we played this bar that had the stage right in the window and our backs were to a busy sidewalk. Guitar player passed out mid-solo, fell backwards onto the Marshall stack, and he, the amp, and the guitar all slid slowly down the inside of the window comically slowly.
Every time this guy was mentioned on the Jays broadcast, my brain went “Wait, Hunter Pence? Oh right that guy.”
Sure this won’t be a problem for Giants fans.
Sure this won’t be a problem for Giants fans.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Every time this guy was mentioned on the Jays broadcast, my brain went “Wait, Hunter Pence? Oh right that guy.”
Sure this won’t be a problem for Giants fans.
Sure this won’t be a problem for Giants fans.
I don’t know how this happened but my incredibly conservative grade four teacher (Lord’s prayer in school after it was banned) made me read The Chrysalids.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I don’t know how this happened but my incredibly conservative grade four teacher (Lord’s prayer in school after it was banned) made me read The Chrysalids.
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People have done worse to Kennedy heads
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
People have done worse to Kennedy heads
This is a thneed and you can’t convince me otherwise.
It's a sock, for your phone! It costs two hundred and thirty real life dollars!
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
This is a thneed and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Damn that new @themountaingoats.bsky.social record is good. Great work, John, and to the whole team!
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Damn that new @themountaingoats.bsky.social record is good. Great work, John, and to the whole team!
Football baseball caps are stolen valour. I wear a fitted baseball cap everywhere I go. Football fans should have to walk around in helmets if they’re true sickos.
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Football baseball caps are stolen valour. I wear a fitted baseball cap everywhere I go. Football fans should have to walk around in helmets if they’re true sickos.
So I decided to participate in this meme by searching my home town plus 1990s, and I found a more than one hour long video of my own grad.
youtu.be/4ndWZR67aJM?...
youtu.be/4ndWZR67aJM?...
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 AM
So I decided to participate in this meme by searching my home town plus 1990s, and I found a more than one hour long video of my own grad.
youtu.be/4ndWZR67aJM?...
youtu.be/4ndWZR67aJM?...
The sandwich trial is funny because I have had at least two footlong Subway sandwiches thrown hard at my chest, without riot gear, and when I weighed 135 pounds.
November 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The sandwich trial is funny because I have had at least two footlong Subway sandwiches thrown hard at my chest, without riot gear, and when I weighed 135 pounds.
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MAMDATE
as i've been saying for weeks, he has broken 50% and this is going to be important his ability to control the narrative after tonight
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
MAMDATE
You ever been so sad you can’t listen to music because you don’t want to wreck any records you might want to enjoy in the future?
November 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You ever been so sad you can’t listen to music because you don’t want to wreck any records you might want to enjoy in the future?
You work in the same place 19 years and only then do you find a stack of Mad Magazines from the late 60s/early 70s in the basement. I’m sure these aged terribly, but I’m gonna read them.
November 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
You work in the same place 19 years and only then do you find a stack of Mad Magazines from the late 60s/early 70s in the basement. I’m sure these aged terribly, but I’m gonna read them.
White meat, mashed potatoes, stuffing, cranberries, pecan pie, gravy.
November 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
White meat, mashed potatoes, stuffing, cranberries, pecan pie, gravy.
Just realized that this was the first time ever my favourite team advanced at all and then failed to win it all.
November 2, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Just realized that this was the first time ever my favourite team advanced at all and then failed to win it all.
Well. This was the worst day of my life.
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Well. This was the worst day of my life.
Not feeling great about Straw and IKF batting on either side of Vlad.
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Not feeling great about Straw and IKF batting on either side of Vlad.
Benches were warned so I guess Yamamoto is outta there.
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Benches were warned so I guess Yamamoto is outta there.
I’m sorry I kept advocating to bench you against righties Ernie.
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’m sorry I kept advocating to bench you against righties Ernie.
Barger doing his best to stay back from the wall.
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Barger doing his best to stay back from the wall.
Bo didn’t want to run anymore.
November 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Bo didn’t want to run anymore.
That was the Bo mistake only the umpire did nothing wrong…
November 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
That was the Bo mistake only the umpire did nothing wrong…
Let’s all remember that Jack Morris was one of the guys who was against women being reporters in locker rooms.
November 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Let’s all remember that Jack Morris was one of the guys who was against women being reporters in locker rooms.