Justin White
@jwhite.bsky.social
Baseball-loving, washed up rock dad.
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Swing & Miss Stuff
The Standard of Perfection It is June, 20th, 2015. I am in my 30s. I am a Nationals fan. I am only a Nationals fan because I had been an Expos fan, and the Expos went away, and sometimes you don’t …
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I wrote a piece about game 7, kind of. Read “Swing & Miss Stuff“ by Justin G. White on Medium: medium.com/@jbanal/swin...
Am I the only one who hears “Sonny Gray” to the melody of the first line of the Sesame Street theme song?
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Am I the only one who hears “Sonny Gray” to the melody of the first line of the Sesame Street theme song?
Friends, ramans, and countrymen.
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Friends, ramans, and countrymen.
Pierarchy:
- Rhubarb
- Key Lime
- Stone fruits (cherry, peach, plum)
- Berry (blue, rasp, straw)
- Coconut cream
- Cored tree fruits (pears, apples)
- Pecan
- Lemon meringue (you know your mother uses a powdered mix, don’t even.
- Pumpkin
Savoury pies are amazing but a whole other thing.
- Rhubarb
- Key Lime
- Stone fruits (cherry, peach, plum)
- Berry (blue, rasp, straw)
- Coconut cream
- Cored tree fruits (pears, apples)
- Pecan
- Lemon meringue (you know your mother uses a powdered mix, don’t even.
- Pumpkin
Savoury pies are amazing but a whole other thing.
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Pierarchy:
- Rhubarb
- Key Lime
- Stone fruits (cherry, peach, plum)
- Berry (blue, rasp, straw)
- Coconut cream
- Cored tree fruits (pears, apples)
- Pecan
- Lemon meringue (you know your mother uses a powdered mix, don’t even.
- Pumpkin
Savoury pies are amazing but a whole other thing.
- Rhubarb
- Key Lime
- Stone fruits (cherry, peach, plum)
- Berry (blue, rasp, straw)
- Coconut cream
- Cored tree fruits (pears, apples)
- Pecan
- Lemon meringue (you know your mother uses a powdered mix, don’t even.
- Pumpkin
Savoury pies are amazing but a whole other thing.
Pumpkin pie is a jar of baby food on a crust. Fight me.
Ok this take is unhinged BUT I have my own version of this, which is that I actually hate pumpkin pie.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Pumpkin pie is a jar of baby food on a crust. Fight me.
Wait until RFK Jr. figures out how to get lead back into gasoline.
Exclusive: Republicans plan to challenge vehicle-safety mandates, such as automatic emergency braking and alarms that remind drivers a child is in the back seat.
Senate Committee to Challenge Auto-Safety Mandates That Hurt ‘Affordability’
Republicans are questioning the value of some features, such as automatic braking and rear-seat reminders.
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November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Wait until RFK Jr. figures out how to get lead back into gasoline.
Okay, I have a take on the 100 comedies list.
I’m not getting into the rankings.
Most of the movies are good.
It’s a travesty that they did not include It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
I’m not getting into the rankings.
Most of the movies are good.
It’s a travesty that they did not include It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Okay, I have a take on the 100 comedies list.
I’m not getting into the rankings.
Most of the movies are good.
It’s a travesty that they did not include It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
I’m not getting into the rankings.
Most of the movies are good.
It’s a travesty that they did not include It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
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No one:
Chase Utley:
Chase Utley:
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
No one:
Chase Utley:
Chase Utley:
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Every list like this is a trap
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
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The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Every list like this is a trap
This really should be presented as a pole.
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This really should be presented as a pole.
The bad news is the official K-Pop Demon Hunters dolls are $215/3.
The good news is they won’t be out for a year, so she might be over it by then.
The good news is they won’t be out for a year, so she might be over it by then.
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The bad news is the official K-Pop Demon Hunters dolls are $215/3.
The good news is they won’t be out for a year, so she might be over it by then.
The good news is they won’t be out for a year, so she might be over it by then.
I can’t do the movie that takes place where I’m from trend because my city only pretends to be anywhere else.
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I can’t do the movie that takes place where I’m from trend because my city only pretends to be anywhere else.
I was maybe 15 or 16 when the original Beatles Anthology series came out on cable and it was all anyone talked about. I taped them all on VHS and rewatched them many times.
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I was maybe 15 or 16 when the original Beatles Anthology series came out on cable and it was all anyone talked about. I taped them all on VHS and rewatched them many times.
I kept annoyingly correcting the math mistakes until they just put me in charge of it.
November 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I kept annoyingly correcting the math mistakes until they just put me in charge of it.
They need to be riding one around like Diddy Kong or it doesn’t count.
There is an ostrich convoy driving around downtown Vancouver (and other cities) right now, which is not a sentence I have typed before.
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
They need to be riding one around like Diddy Kong or it doesn’t count.
Turkey is good actually.
I'm sick of this psyop that turkey sucks. I can only assume it derives from Big Ham. Oh, turkey is too dry? Learn how to brine properly, put some gravy on it, go for the dark meat. BuT iT's ToO bLaNd! Any protein can be too bland if you're balls at cooking it!
One side effect of half the world being in the throes of a fascist takeover is that comments like "turkey sucks" that used to lead to a 4 hour slapfight and approximately 135 blocks are now met with "well thats just like your opinion man" and thats progress
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Turkey is good actually.
I would also paywall part 2. I don’t see anyone hearing from this guy ever again.
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I would also paywall part 2. I don’t see anyone hearing from this guy ever again.
Love to do a full wardrobe change and hair and drive across town to dance class, only to find a sign on the door saying it is cancelled today.
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Love to do a full wardrobe change and hair and drive across town to dance class, only to find a sign on the door saying it is cancelled today.
Ah so this is why I didn't end up getting tickets to his show easily.
Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
November 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Ah so this is why I didn't end up getting tickets to his show easily.
Love blurring my background on virtual meetings so nobody can see the absolute shame I live in.
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Love blurring my background on virtual meetings so nobody can see the absolute shame I live in.
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This is how far The Proclaimers were prepared to walk.
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This is how far The Proclaimers were prepared to walk.
Head - I'm 35 years older than you
YouTube video by Art Z. Fartzche
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November 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Electric Avenue.
What was the first song you got REALLY into?
For me it was Complicated, I thought that banger was just like me (10F) and my bff (11F) because she started shopping at Limited Too
For me it was Complicated, I thought that banger was just like me (10F) and my bff (11F) because she started shopping at Limited Too
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Electric Avenue.
It totally makes sense that the Orioles would do a bat for arm trade. This makes the opposite of sense.
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
It totally makes sense that the Orioles would do a bat for arm trade. This makes the opposite of sense.
Close your eyes and throw a dart. Yup that one would do.
If you were running for public office which of your tweets/skeets would be the one to tank your candidacy?
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Close your eyes and throw a dart. Yup that one would do.
What perfect album came out when I was 16?
November 17, 2025 at 7:41 AM
What perfect album came out when I was 16?