Justin White
@jwhite.bsky.social
Baseball-loving, washed up rock dad. He/him.
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Justin White
@jwhite.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Swing & Miss Stuff
The Standard of Perfection It is June, 20th, 2015. I am in my 30s. I am a Nationals fan. I am only a Nationals fan because I had been an Expos fan, and the Expos went away, and sometimes you don’t …
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I wrote a piece about game 7, kind of. Read “Swing & Miss Stuff“ by Justin G. White on Medium: medium.com/@jbanal/swin...
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every shirt either says “I don’t see what’s funny about that” or has an image of a popular meme from 2013
February 13, 2026 at 9:38 PM
every shirt either says “I don’t see what’s funny about that” or has an image of a popular meme from 2013
I want to be wrong, but I don't like the Jesús Sánchez move at all. I think he might be washed.
February 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I want to be wrong, but I don't like the Jesús Sánchez move at all. I think he might be washed.
Bedtime with my daughter:
“I’m the only one in the family who is left-handed. I don’t want to be the only one.”
“Well, I’m the only one in the family with blue eyes.”
“That’s a you problem.”
Ouch.
“I’m the only one in the family who is left-handed. I don’t want to be the only one.”
“Well, I’m the only one in the family with blue eyes.”
“That’s a you problem.”
Ouch.
February 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Bedtime with my daughter:
“I’m the only one in the family who is left-handed. I don’t want to be the only one.”
“Well, I’m the only one in the family with blue eyes.”
“That’s a you problem.”
Ouch.
“I’m the only one in the family who is left-handed. I don’t want to be the only one.”
“Well, I’m the only one in the family with blue eyes.”
“That’s a you problem.”
Ouch.
Every time this prompt comes up I struggle to decide if the hockey player, the actress, or the race car driver is the most famous.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 13, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Every time this prompt comes up I struggle to decide if the hockey player, the actress, or the race car driver is the most famous.
Seen a lot of notes app goodbyes, but love the actual note paper goodbye!
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Seen a lot of notes app goodbyes, but love the actual note paper goodbye!
I got two.
watching John Green talk about his buddy from high school who is still his friend and I’m curious, is that common for people on here?
February 12, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I got two.
I have been to four parks, but only one National League park (Wrigley Field). I was a hardline anti-D.H., pitchers should hit, N.L. preferrer until they changed the rule. I go to Wrigley and Jeff Samardzija hits a home run. Just checked, one of three in his career.
What's the most insignificant in-person event you ever experienced at an MLB ballpark that meant nothing to anyone except you? I saw my #athletics defeat the hated Angels 5-0 in August 1989. It's still the largest crowd ever to see the A's play (61,696).
February 12, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I have been to four parks, but only one National League park (Wrigley Field). I was a hardline anti-D.H., pitchers should hit, N.L. preferrer until they changed the rule. I go to Wrigley and Jeff Samardzija hits a home run. Just checked, one of three in his career.
Ross and Rachel and it isn’t close.
With Valentine’s Day coming up… what’s your LEAST favorite romance in a sitcom?
February 11, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Ross and Rachel and it isn’t close.
JOLO!
Somewhere in the greater Dunedin-St. Pete area, Joey Loperfido subtly pumps his fist.
February 11, 2026 at 5:14 AM
JOLO!
All footage taken with these glasses should conclude with a closeup of a fist.
Social media is awash with videos of men filming themselves approaching women in public spaces and attempting to flirt. In many cases, the videos are filmed and uploaded without the women’s consent. https://cnn.it/4qtIsvB
February 11, 2026 at 5:04 AM
All footage taken with these glasses should conclude with a closeup of a fist.
Shocked by the Tumbler Ridge news. I spent a week there once (with family) when I was high school age myself. Such a small and isolated town.
February 11, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Shocked by the Tumbler Ridge news. I spent a week there once (with family) when I was high school age myself. Such a small and isolated town.
Not happy with the hockeying.
February 10, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Not happy with the hockeying.
So good.
Ok those black maple leaf hockey jerseys are sick
February 10, 2026 at 8:07 PM
So good.
Me: I’m not patriotic. Nationalism is stupid.
Me when Canadian women are playing soccer or hockey against the Americans: Ohhhhhhhhh Canada!!!!!
Me when Canadian women are playing soccer or hockey against the Americans: Ohhhhhhhhh Canada!!!!!
February 10, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Me: I’m not patriotic. Nationalism is stupid.
Me when Canadian women are playing soccer or hockey against the Americans: Ohhhhhhhhh Canada!!!!!
Me when Canadian women are playing soccer or hockey against the Americans: Ohhhhhhhhh Canada!!!!!
Yeah because you don’t get a do over if you’re sick on your event day. It’s not complicated.
For most people, the pandemic days of masking are behind us. In certain corners of the Winter Olympics, though, things still look a lot like they did in Covid times. Some athletes are taking extreme measures to stay healthy. n.pr/4akK70l
Olympic Covid restrictions are gone, but some athletes still self-quarantining
For most people, the pandemic days of masking are behind us. In certain corners of the Winter Olympics, though, things still look a lot like they did in Covid times. Some athletes are taking extreme measures to stay healthy.
n.pr
February 10, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Yeah because you don’t get a do over if you’re sick on your event day. It’s not complicated.
Oh okay it’s an Osprey.
A seahawk is just a gull, right?
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Oh okay it’s an Osprey.
I passed my ADHD test.
February 10, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I passed my ADHD test.
What would Canada be without the Stanley Cup? Could you imagine?
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 10, 2026 at 5:24 AM
What would Canada be without the Stanley Cup? Could you imagine?
I need to text my boss at 7 a.m. (which is normally fine), but he's also the biggest Seahawks fan I know so maybe not today.
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I need to text my boss at 7 a.m. (which is normally fine), but he's also the biggest Seahawks fan I know so maybe not today.
SMH can’t believe I’m not in the centre.
I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM
SMH can’t believe I’m not in the centre.
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for anyone unfamiliar with the town of Seattle it's sort of an American Vancouver
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
for anyone unfamiliar with the town of Seattle it's sort of an American Vancouver
Two Super Bowls in a row with a Drake taking the biggest L.
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Two Super Bowls in a row with a Drake taking the biggest L.
This defence is like being smothered with a wet blanket. I love it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
This defence is like being smothered with a wet blanket. I love it.
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They moved an entire farm and a power station onto the field in five minutes and the Pats can't move a football 10 yards
Genuinely incredible how quickly they can roll all this out in the middle of a football game
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
They moved an entire farm and a power station onto the field in five minutes and the Pats can't move a football 10 yards
Bad Bunny Canada shout out?
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Bad Bunny Canada shout out?