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Kaelis @kaelis.bsky.social · 3h

ATTN: white women

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Mooz @mooz.bsky.social · Dec 18

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freyja 🍃 @leafwork.bsky.social · 1d

Toni Storm, Marina Shafir, Julia Hart, Thekla, and Kyle Fletcher

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Kaelis @kaelis.bsky.social · 1d

Tonight is the night we beat Silksong
www.twitch.tv/kaelis

Kaelis - Twitch

Tonight is the night we beat Silksong

www.twitch.tv

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Kaelis @kaelis.bsky.social · 1d

Pac looks even more terrifying than before. I could grind coffee beans on those abs. Help.

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sonokido 🐸 @sonokido.bsky.social · 1d

it's only appropriate to have her say this

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1d

my cat on catnip while I'm chilling stoned

AEW wrestler Orange Cassidy sitting on a chair with his feet up playing with a rubix cube while other AEW wrestler Thekla does her trademark spider pose where she arches backwards and walks on her hands and feet while looking at Orange

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Kaelis @kaelis.bsky.social · 1d

With the absolute nonsense from podcaster comedians as of late, now would be a prime time to revive my podcast featuring 40-year-old DDR boomers

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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 1d

JUST OUT: Good news for the Holiday Season. AUSTIN HAS SUPER CHEAP HOUSING AND ZERO TRAFFIC OR TAINTLORD DRIVERS. Also, virtually NO EXPENSIVE BBQ, POSER DOMAIN BROS, OR 35% TIP SCREENS. THE BEST OF ALL WORLDS FOR THE A.T.X.

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Kaelis @kaelis.bsky.social · 1d

Follow your heart, be among the people

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Feilen @feilen.purr.church · 1d

If you grew up male, but always had a different fashion sense and got along better with female family members, and had a non specific yearning in the back of your head, you really need to hear this: one week left to enroll in extended updates for Windows 10

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Kaelis @kaelis.bsky.social · 1d

THE LUCK BUFF WORKED

I AM MOVING TO CAPITOL HILL

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Kaelis @kaelis.bsky.social · 1d

fuck texas having all the land in the world but can't use that to make decent public transportation

okay i feel better now, had to get that out of my system

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Kaelis @kaelis.bsky.social · 1d

holy shit i live in a city where i can plan my filghts around rail times

is this the magic of public transit??????? is this real life?

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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 2d

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

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Kaelis @kaelis.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday!

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ForcefemStalin69 @chasershibari.com · 12d

many of u

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Silvia "CosmicTailz" @cosmictailz.bsky.social · Nov 20

this was funnier in my head

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 2d

4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop.
Blue Person: Woohoo. I’m the CEO of a social media platform.

Panel 2:
Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public
Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself

Panel 3:
Purple person looks concerned and says: Really…but…

Panel 4:
Purple person: You’re such a whiny little fucking baby

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Kaelis @kaelis.bsky.social · 2d

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NFL News Poster @nflnewsposter.bsky.social · 2d

[NFL] Trevor Lawrence stumbles but still manages to run for the touchown! Jaguars have the lead! twitter.com/NFL/status/1...

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Kaelis @kaelis.bsky.social · Jun 25

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Kaelis @kaelis.bsky.social · 11d

Have you seen this squirrel?

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Femcel Succubus 🔞 @boobkiwi.bsky.social · 2d

A comic where a woman is forcing kiwi to sign a contract.

The woman says.
“YES DOLL! SIGN THAT CONTRACT AND BECOME WHAT YOU WHERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE
MY PROPERTY!!!”

Legal Eagle appears and says

“Actually, here's why that probably wouldn't hold up in court.”

And the girls respond
“LEGAL EAGLE!!!”

@BRYNKIWI

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Kaelis @kaelis.bsky.social · 2d

I'm about to go feral

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Mom @milph.mom · 2d

Reporting from post-apocalyptic Portland:

Every garbage can will dispense a whole rotisserie chicken when punched.

The buildings perpetually on fire continue to have floating Go signs to the right.

My neighbour is on the last of his nine life bars and he is redder and moving faster than usual.

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