Käpt‘n Hirni
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Fair enough, Banksy‘s new mural on child homelessness is great, but the photo of the NYT is even better: she can‘t help but shooting a selfie🙈
Banksy Gives Britain Another Bittersweet Christmas Gift
www.nytimes.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Fair enough, Banksy‘s new mural on child homelessness is great, but the photo of the NYT is even better: she can‘t help but shooting a selfie🙈
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Mom’s a lib, Calvin is a lefty.
December 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Mom’s a lib, Calvin is a lefty.
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Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
These go to eleven.
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 AM
These go to eleven.
Listening to Isaac Hayes 😎
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Listening to Isaac Hayes 😎
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MEMES BITTE DANKE
September 7, 2025 at 10:29 AM
MEMES BITTE DANKE
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der Basilikumtopf fiel mir vom Fahrradsattel eine 8/10 hob ihn galant auf ich lache "das ist ja wie in Notting Hill oder Bridget Jones" — Todesstille TODESSTILLE leere Augen
August 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM
der Basilikumtopf fiel mir vom Fahrradsattel eine 8/10 hob ihn galant auf ich lache "das ist ja wie in Notting Hill oder Bridget Jones" — Todesstille TODESSTILLE leere Augen
Schön Urlaub in Beirut
August 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Schön Urlaub in Beirut
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wollte nur nochmal sagen
August 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
wollte nur nochmal sagen
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Elizabeth,
If I give you fewer than expected orgasms, I will not fire the butler who counts how many times you scream my name. I will try harder next time.
Darcy
If I give you fewer than expected orgasms, I will not fire the butler who counts how many times you scream my name. I will try harder next time.
Darcy
August 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Elizabeth,
If I give you fewer than expected orgasms, I will not fire the butler who counts how many times you scream my name. I will try harder next time.
Darcy
If I give you fewer than expected orgasms, I will not fire the butler who counts how many times you scream my name. I will try harder next time.
Darcy
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the seventh grader in me wants to high five whoever did this
July 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
the seventh grader in me wants to high five whoever did this
„Früher war mehr Prügelei, weniger TikTok!“
May 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
„Früher war mehr Prügelei, weniger TikTok!“
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Haribo on Thursday recalled a batch of cola-flavored sweets in the Netherlands after a sample of the candy tested positive for cannabis. Several people, including children, had fallen ill after eating the contaminated candy, the authorities said.
Haribo Recalls Cola Candy in the Netherlands After Cannabis Is Found
www.nytimes.com
May 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Haribo on Thursday recalled a batch of cola-flavored sweets in the Netherlands after a sample of the candy tested positive for cannabis. Several people, including children, had fallen ill after eating the contaminated candy, the authorities said.
Mr. Nick Rivers?
a young man wearing a white shirt and a black leather jacket looks at the camera .
ALT: a young man wearing a white shirt and a black leather jacket looks at the camera .
media.tenor.com
April 3, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Mr. Nick Rivers?
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reminder: wir werden das Patriarchat nicht via traurige duck faces auf Insta zerstören - Instagram IST Patriarchat, warum merkt ihr das nicht einfach mal
November 9, 2024 at 9:53 AM
reminder: wir werden das Patriarchat nicht via traurige duck faces auf Insta zerstören - Instagram IST Patriarchat, warum merkt ihr das nicht einfach mal
Dick measuring contest drüben bei X 🍿
November 8, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Dick measuring contest drüben bei X 🍿
Hat Clemens Meyer wirklich schon 87.000 € an Preisgeldern in deutschen Literaturwettbewerben gewonnen? Ich will auch Rennpferde, ihr Wichser!!
October 24, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Hat Clemens Meyer wirklich schon 87.000 € an Preisgeldern in deutschen Literaturwettbewerben gewonnen? Ich will auch Rennpferde, ihr Wichser!!