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Kahn Johnson
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Start to finish, the circle is complete (as the ginger whinger would say)
The vinyl sleeve of Megadeth's debut album, Killing Is My Business, with the final album, Megadeth, lurking underneath The vinyl sleeve of Megadeth's final album, Megadeth, with their debut, Killing Is My Business, lurking underneath
January 24, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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She's watching her favourite film. I'm keeping her company because what else to do before the match?
#FilmSky
Third, the small brown dog with a cute nose and small ears, watches the TV as her favourite film starts. The case for the DVD (ask your parents) of Harvey rests against her hindquarters
January 17, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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Did it, 52 films in 52 weeks. Was meant to be one a week, but missed a few and crossed the line with three in two days.

But man, finished in style. Novocaine is dark, twisted, violent, and absolutely hilarious.

And it's a Christmas film.

#Another52FilmsIn52Weeks #FilmSky

No 52
Jack Quaid screams mid-air as he is thrown around in the back of an ambulance in Novocaine
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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Another Danny Boyle classic, and very much two films in one. Starts off as a runny abouty screamy shouty zombieish thing, then Feinnes turns up and it's a whole different thing.

#Another52FilmsIn52Weeks #FilmSky

No 51
Jodie Cromer has a brief moment of respite in a field of oil seed rape in 28 Years Later
January 3, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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Yeah.... not hauntingly terrifying at all. Don't need sleep anyway....

#Another52FilmsIn52Weeks #FilmSky

No 50
Rebecca Ferguson looks suitably tense as shit goes down in A House Of Dynamite
January 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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Apparently snow is forecast....
Potato, a medium-sized fluffy black dog, covered in snow, seen from the front where her black nose is the only bit without snow on it Potato, a medium-sized fluffy black dog, covered in snow
January 3, 2026 at 11:19 AM
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Took less than 20mins to start rooting for the shark. Got to be one of the worst sequels ever.

#Another52FilmsIn52Weeks #FilmSky

No 49
Chief Brody looks scared while an actual shark expert explains sharks to him, including the fact they can hear sounds in the water. No way that becomes relevant later ...
December 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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A cracking 70s spy thriller, just set in the modern world. Think it works, hard to tell.

#Another52FilmsIn52Weeks #FilmSky

No 48
Cate Blanchet enjoys some popcorn in her cinema seat while Michael Fassbender looks at her suspiciously
December 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Best of the bunch by a country mile

#Another52FilmsIn52Weeks #FilmSky

No47

(Who knew keeping count would be the hard part)
Mila Kunis in a sheriff's hat and cop uniform stands to the left of Daniel Craig while Josh O'Connor in full priest regalia stands on the right watching Craig hold a picture like it's about to explode. It doesn't.
December 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Guess who got a soup maker from the dogs....

#Vegan #VeganFood #VeganSky
A steaming bowl of freshly made vegetable soup, with a sprinkling of black pepper scattered across the surface
December 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Is it even Christmas if we don't watch this?

#Another52FilmsIn52Weeks #FilmSky🎥

No 45
A jaunty green sign with a thick silver border and big yellow writing that reads "Dumpit to Crumpit", which features in one of the best Christmas films ever
December 27, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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If someone had said this was a John Hughes film I'd have watched it 35 years ago

#Another52FilmsIn52Weeks #FilmSky🎥

No 45
The boy Culkin sings into his hairbrush, hair all a-quiff, in the second bathroom scene from the first Home Alone film
December 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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And lo the angels did descend to present to the baby Jebus a meal fit for a king or queen

#Vegan #VeganFood #VeganSky
Clockwise from the top: slices of vBites Roasts (turkey & gammon), a Tesco "turkey" crown, roast potatoes, sprouts with sage & bacon, carrots, stuffing, more sprouts, and a Mabel's Yorkshire. There are two bits of parsnip lurking somewhere too
December 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Decision made

#Another52FilmsIn52Weeks #FilmSky
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house no one was stirring because we'd just served up a Rambling Roots Christmas Pie and Mabels Yorkshire

#Vegan #VeganFood #VeganSky
A pre-Christmas feast of broccoli and sprouts, boiled spuds, a Yorkshire pudding and a large pie with the proper ridged crust. Oh, and a dab of Cranberry jelly to finish things off
December 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Hear that everyone? THE CLAIMS WERE FALSE

Please tell everyone you know while we redefine the word "transparency"
December 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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My now traditional Christmas Eve at Slice + Dice in Norwich with me (I can't cancel that again etc) - Christmas burger, fries and smooth mulled apple juice.

Here's to you and yours. Heads down, we can get through this....

#Vegan #VeganFood #VeganSky #ChriatmasEve
A plate of fries and the burger next to a glass of mulled apple juice with the buildings opposite in the background A mound of chips (fries if you do English wrong) and the Catan burger
December 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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The Oatnog is open and the Christmas films are flowing. First up, a heartwarming tale of an aging action hero taking the only offer available in a desperate bid to show he has range.
Good? No. Terrible? Absolutely. Enjoyable? Yes, it seems

#Another52FilmsIn52Weeks #FilmSky #ChristmasFilms

No 43
Keifer Sutherland in full Buttons attire - blue and red jacket and matching hat - in the staggeringly terrible Tinsel Town
December 21, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Christmas at River Green in Trowse is becoming something of a tradition. While others tucked in to the phenomenal looking roast, we went for the utterly sublime Haggis cutlet.
This was followed by crumble, but that got demolished before photographs could be taken

#Vegan #VeganFood #VeganSky
A Haggis cutlet sits in a creamy whiskey sauce, surrounded by roast potatoes, a couple of sprouts, broccoli spears and some cabbage
December 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Fuck it, they can have the car. I'll walk home
My car door handle, with a spider right where my hand would go. A careful negotiation ensued. I lost.
December 16, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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So it would be cool if the guy struggling at Real Madrid took over at Liverpool, but it would have to happen before Christmas, only that won't happen because for reasons I can't fathom the guy getting sacked seems to be getting a say in when his employers decide to get rid of him.....
I can't be arsed typing the whole thing out, but the short version has LiverpoolNEWS hoping Xabi Alonso takes over from Slot, but only before Christmas. But this is unlikely apparently because Slot won't want to get sacked until after Christmas. And as we all know, the person getting sacked gets a say in their unwanted departure
December 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Funny how the guy who was a genius last season was now actually only able to win the league thanks to the bloke who recently got sacked by Ajax

#LFC #RedSky
An X post by a Chris Williams that reads: Sarah's words are particularly striking, comes after a number of senior players were unhappy when Heitinga left, the relationship between the players and Heitinga is said to have been stronger than that between Slot and the players
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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A film whereby two of our finest actors try and convince us they love each other enough to hate each other. And fail.

#Another52FilmsIn52Weeks #FilmSky🎥

No 42
Olivia Coleman, eyes closed behind her safety goggles, fires a handgun while Benedict Cumberbatch looks mildly concerned while holding on to her
December 7, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Our captain speaks ♥️

#YNWA #LFC #RedSky
Virgil says: "We will rise from this. I believe in this team with everything we have. Nothing has ever been handed to us - we've fought for everything, and this moment is no different. "We won't give in. Won't give up. Every challenge is an opportunity. We must grow together, lift each other up, and show the strength that lies within us. To the fans, keep supporting us. We all need each other more than ever!"
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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The last time I took their pictures, many moons ago, I had talked them into wearing Santa hats for a magazine cover the editor decided not to use.

#MusicSky @lacunacoil.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM