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Billhelm
@kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social
Farmers Gays

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January 15, 2026 at 12:13 AM
December 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
God damn it
December 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I got the 6 7 skibidi rizz toilet no cap, fam
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
His drag name is Ethel Merman
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Me to MTG:
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
What’s the matter, babe? You’ve hardly touched your penis colada. Everything ok?
July 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I don’t know what agency created this, but this ad is the GOAT, see?
July 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Alexa, define “restaurant”
April 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I try to bring the
April 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This is my biological son and no I will not be taking a paternity test at this time because a father just knows these things
April 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I have to have Amal now that I’ve had
April 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I HAVE SEEN MY CATS.

And I will not be issuing any apologies for bruises and broken bones
March 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hey babe, wanna come over? I’ll let you put it in my
February 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Return of the Sound of Jedi
Music starring Maria von It’s a Trapp
February 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Look at me. I’m the Netflix now.
February 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
February 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Me waking up every day in 2025
February 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
January 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
January 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
🥰🥰🥰
January 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I will die the way I always wanted, being torn to shreds by birds of prey while my husband watches from afar whispering that I deserved it
January 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Came home from the pharmacy and the husband was just allowing our son to walk around nude
January 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
January 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I am constantly insulted on this platform
December 28, 2024 at 6:22 PM