Billhelm
@kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social
Platinum 🏳️🌈. 👬. 🐈dad. St-stutterer. I once had a bee stuck in my ear.
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I got the 6 7 skibidi rizz toilet no cap, fam
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I got the 6 7 skibidi rizz toilet no cap, fam
His drag name is Ethel Merman
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
His drag name is Ethel Merman
What’s the matter, babe? You’ve hardly touched your penis colada. Everything ok?
July 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
What’s the matter, babe? You’ve hardly touched your penis colada. Everything ok?
I don’t know what agency created this, but this ad is the GOAT, see?
July 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I don’t know what agency created this, but this ad is the GOAT, see?
Alexa, define “restaurant”
April 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Alexa, define “restaurant”
I try to bring the
April 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I try to bring the
This is my biological son and no I will not be taking a paternity test at this time because a father just knows these things
April 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This is my biological son and no I will not be taking a paternity test at this time because a father just knows these things
I have to have Amal now that I’ve had
April 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I have to have Amal now that I’ve had
I HAVE SEEN MY CATS.
And I will not be issuing any apologies for bruises and broken bones
And I will not be issuing any apologies for bruises and broken bones
March 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I HAVE SEEN MY CATS.
And I will not be issuing any apologies for bruises and broken bones
And I will not be issuing any apologies for bruises and broken bones
Hey babe, wanna come over? I’ll let you put it in my
February 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Hey babe, wanna come over? I’ll let you put it in my
Return of the Sound of Jedi
Music starring Maria von It’s a Trapp
Music starring Maria von It’s a Trapp
February 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Return of the Sound of Jedi
Music starring Maria von It’s a Trapp
Music starring Maria von It’s a Trapp
Look at me. I’m the Netflix now.
February 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Look at me. I’m the Netflix now.
Me waking up every day in 2025
February 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Me waking up every day in 2025
I will die the way I always wanted, being torn to shreds by birds of prey while my husband watches from afar whispering that I deserved it
January 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I will die the way I always wanted, being torn to shreds by birds of prey while my husband watches from afar whispering that I deserved it
Came home from the pharmacy and the husband was just allowing our son to walk around nude
January 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Came home from the pharmacy and the husband was just allowing our son to walk around nude
I am constantly insulted on this platform
December 28, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I am constantly insulted on this platform