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Kaiser of Crisps
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Lover of savoury crunchy snacks.
Maker of horrible puppets.
Lord Whore Whore more like, fucking little worm.
January 19, 2026 at 7:12 PM
That makes him sound too interesting.
January 19, 2026 at 7:11 PM
He's absolutely fucking radio rental.
January 19, 2026 at 7:09 PM
'Study finds...' 🙄 Was it by Prof Noshit Sherlock at the University of the Fucking Obvious (formerly Corals bookies on the high street)?
January 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Jesus wept, it's staggering that a people that fucking retarded has an empire. How the actual fuck have those inbred sister-fucking cross-burning cunts been allowed to rule the world?
January 19, 2026 at 5:12 PM
If Trump invades Greenland, Farage is toast. The UK public will explode into anti-US rage. Limp Starmer will be forced to follow. Labour & Tories will attack Farage & Co as fifth-columnists. Legacy media will follow the wind & turn on Farage, destroying him a la BoJo. Reform will crumble.
January 19, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Indeed, as I pointed out on Elon's digital shithole...
He's actually infinitely worse. Giving Palantir that MoD contract is like if Chamberlain had given the radar early warning contract to Telefunken Fernseher in 1938.
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
When you eventually get a working link I hope you tell them to stick their AI up their ARSE.
January 19, 2026 at 4:53 PM
There's nothing worse than having your shit Photoshop labelled as AI.
January 19, 2026 at 4:51 PM
He's middle management material. At best, a department head.
January 19, 2026 at 1:17 PM