Kaiser of Crisps
@kaiserofcrisps.bsky.social
Lover of savoury crunchy snacks.
Maker of horrible puppets.
Maker of horrible puppets.
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I make really good chicken soup. Does that make me more Jewish than Zack Polanski?
The point is that Polanski's Jewish heritage is barely relevant. Starmer is part of a living, breathing, challah-breaking Jewish community, whereas, Polanski's anti-Israel stance separates him from the vast majority of England's Jews. The cry of 'But Zack is Jewish!' doesn't cut it.
February 15, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I make really good chicken soup. Does that make me more Jewish than Zack Polanski?
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the guy saying starmer is more jewish than polanski because he's a zionist thinks the greens are antisemitic
The point is that Polanski's Jewish heritage is barely relevant. Starmer is part of a living, breathing, challah-breaking Jewish community, whereas, Polanski's anti-Israel stance separates him from the vast majority of England's Jews. The cry of 'But Zack is Jewish!' doesn't cut it.
February 15, 2026 at 2:19 PM
the guy saying starmer is more jewish than polanski because he's a zionist thinks the greens are antisemitic
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The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
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Fucking state of this
'DRGN WITH CHANGGS'
'TIME NEDS REFORM'
'DRGN WITH CHANGGS'
'TIME NEDS REFORM'
February 15, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Fucking state of this
'DRGN WITH CHANGGS'
'TIME NEDS REFORM'
'DRGN WITH CHANGGS'
'TIME NEDS REFORM'
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What’s your favourite AI cultural product? Could be a film, a book, a game, even a funny YouTube clip. Tell me what the best thing this technology has produced is.
He’s gone. His brain has melted into a puddle of viscous green goo...
#OhPaul
#OhPaul
February 15, 2026 at 10:31 AM
What’s your favourite AI cultural product? Could be a film, a book, a game, even a funny YouTube clip. Tell me what the best thing this technology has produced is.
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yeah anyone who thinks this is a great idea wants a five year old victim to have to choose if they want their relative to die
As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.
February 15, 2026 at 3:33 AM
yeah anyone who thinks this is a great idea wants a five year old victim to have to choose if they want their relative to die
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I say again: these people are the enemy of humanity, and indulging them is the worst possible policy. It encourages them to get worse and demand more. The only way to deal with them is to tell them to jackhammer their nonsense up their backsides, and to fuck off while they’re doing it.
The beeb, like the rest of Europe loving the racist and climate denying fash speech, because that's what our institutions are. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
It's embarrassing how fucking keen they all are to kiss the ring though. Gutless fucks.
It's embarrassing how fucking keen they all are to kiss the ring though. Gutless fucks.
Marco Rubio speech signals US-Europe relations are bruised but still friendly
The US Secretary of State sounds a conciliatory tone as he addresses European leaders in Munich.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I say again: these people are the enemy of humanity, and indulging them is the worst possible policy. It encourages them to get worse and demand more. The only way to deal with them is to tell them to jackhammer their nonsense up their backsides, and to fuck off while they’re doing it.
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I’d underline here: this is one of the junior dickheads watching Steve Reed wreck his own party by drafting idiotic dossiers full of Facebook comments by members of the public, then passing them off to the Times to be presented as Shocking Revelations. And this guy has thought: I could do that too.
Big mistake here: they’ve foolishly tried their shenanigans on real people who actually matter
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I’d underline here: this is one of the junior dickheads watching Steve Reed wreck his own party by drafting idiotic dossiers full of Facebook comments by members of the public, then passing them off to the Times to be presented as Shocking Revelations. And this guy has thought: I could do that too.
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yeah that'll be the end, and very obviously should be the end of any "decent man" defences. absolutely disgusting.
Exclusive: Labour politicians raised concerns about Keir Starmer’s plans to give Matthew Doyle a peerage in the weeks before it was confirmed, citing intimidating behaviour, particularly towards women.
observer.co.uk/news/politic...
observer.co.uk/news/politic...
MPs and peers complained to whips over Starmer plans to m...
The veteran Labour strategist has been accused by several former staffers of abusive behaviour
observer.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 9:50 PM
yeah that'll be the end, and very obviously should be the end of any "decent man" defences. absolutely disgusting.
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It’s not actually thinking. Please, stop this.
February 14, 2026 at 9:51 PM
It’s not actually thinking. Please, stop this.
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When you're in a hole keep digging, is Labour's mantra.
Labour MPs urge Government not to appeal against Palestine Action ruling
The ruling, made on Friday, could have implications for thousands of people arrested for supporting the group at protests across the country.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
The ruling, made on Friday, could have implications for thousands of people arrested for supporting the group at protests across the country.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
Labour MPs urge Government not to appeal against Palestine Action ruling
The ruling, made on Friday, could have implications for thousands of people arrested for supporting the group at protests across the country.
www.independent.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 8:52 AM
When you're in a hole keep digging, is Labour's mantra.
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Women's rights have already been dragged back decades with 16 years of austerity and dismantling the welfare state
"If Reform UK ever formed a government, it would drag women’s rights back decades. Don’t believe us? Look at what they and their candidates actually say ..."
- childless, pay more tax
- two child cap on benefits
- end work from home
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via Reform Are Not Your Friends
- childless, pay more tax
- two child cap on benefits
- end work from home
www.facebook.com/permalink.ph...
via Reform Are Not Your Friends
February 14, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Women's rights have already been dragged back decades with 16 years of austerity and dismantling the welfare state
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She wrote a global history of concentration camps. Now she has a warning for her own country.
In a better world, Andrea Pitzer would be delivering this warning on 60 Minutes.
But you need to listen to how we can stop these systematic atrocities being committed in our name on Next Comes What.
In a better world, Andrea Pitzer would be delivering this warning on 60 Minutes.
But you need to listen to how we can stop these systematic atrocities being committed in our name on Next Comes What.
What do you call warehouses full of humans?
Podcast Episode · Next Comes What · 02/12/2026 · 27m
podcasts.apple.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:44 PM
She wrote a global history of concentration camps. Now she has a warning for her own country.
In a better world, Andrea Pitzer would be delivering this warning on 60 Minutes.
But you need to listen to how we can stop these systematic atrocities being committed in our name on Next Comes What.
In a better world, Andrea Pitzer would be delivering this warning on 60 Minutes.
But you need to listen to how we can stop these systematic atrocities being committed in our name on Next Comes What.
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If Matt Goodwin is serious about his concerns that women are delaying motherhood, he should demand:
- Better employment security for women
- Better maternity rights
- Better maternity pay
- Free or at least affordable childcare
- Equal pay for women
- Equal pensions for women
- Better employment security for women
- Better maternity rights
- Better maternity pay
- Free or at least affordable childcare
- Equal pay for women
- Equal pensions for women
February 13, 2026 at 6:02 PM
If Matt Goodwin is serious about his concerns that women are delaying motherhood, he should demand:
- Better employment security for women
- Better maternity rights
- Better maternity pay
- Free or at least affordable childcare
- Equal pay for women
- Equal pensions for women
- Better employment security for women
- Better maternity rights
- Better maternity pay
- Free or at least affordable childcare
- Equal pay for women
- Equal pensions for women
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Mike Tyson once said the best punch he ever threw was the one he knocked his wife out with.
So yeah I think this administration actually does think that.
So yeah I think this administration actually does think that.
"be like Mike Tyson" the rapist who blew a huge fortune and let Jake Paul beat his ass for a payday? Who bit off a man's ear because he was losing a fight?
of all the bizarre shit this administration has done building a nutritional ad campaign around Tyson might be #1
of all the bizarre shit this administration has done building a nutritional ad campaign around Tyson might be #1
February 13, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Mike Tyson once said the best punch he ever threw was the one he knocked his wife out with.
So yeah I think this administration actually does think that.
So yeah I think this administration actually does think that.
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I compromised on this in 2015 in the name of getting the Tories out, by the way, and the daily avalanche of insulting bullshit that ensued means I will never do that again. It also means I’ll use whatever minimal clout I have to advise people that they too should never compromise on it.
My thoughts are that my basic political requests were always 1) less deliberately horrible, cruel and vicious political/media culture 2) more and better public services and 3) far less complicity in America’s horrifying wars. I note this has been regarded as insanely extreme ideological lunacy.
February 13, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I compromised on this in 2015 in the name of getting the Tories out, by the way, and the daily avalanche of insulting bullshit that ensued means I will never do that again. It also means I’ll use whatever minimal clout I have to advise people that they too should never compromise on it.
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The only people pricks like him are appealing to are people who live nowhere London and have never been there, but call it a 'war zone' which has 'no go areas' because fuckwits like him said so
Nadhim Zahawi thinks London is now unsafe, because the other day a tired-looking man walked past him during the morning rush hour.
February 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
The only people pricks like him are appealing to are people who live nowhere London and have never been there, but call it a 'war zone' which has 'no go areas' because fuckwits like him said so
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Today's ruling on the EHRC's interim guidance is a disappointing, confusing and mixed picture.
A trans woman who is a customer in a café can use the women's toilets, but if she works there she might not be able to.
Once again everyday life is being made a legal labyrinth for trans people.
A trans woman who is a customer in a café can use the women's toilets, but if she works there she might not be able to.
Once again everyday life is being made a legal labyrinth for trans people.
The High Court has ruled on our challenge to the EHRC’s interim guidance.
The judgment contains some good news for trans rights – but plenty of bad.
Read our analysis
goodlawproject.org/update/high-...
The judgment contains some good news for trans rights – but plenty of bad.
Read our analysis
goodlawproject.org/update/high-...
High Court rules on lawfulness of the EHRC’s interim guidance
High Court decides services may lawfully allow trans women to use women’s facilities – but the fight for trans rights continues
goodlawproject.org
February 13, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Today's ruling on the EHRC's interim guidance is a disappointing, confusing and mixed picture.
A trans woman who is a customer in a café can use the women's toilets, but if she works there she might not be able to.
Once again everyday life is being made a legal labyrinth for trans people.
A trans woman who is a customer in a café can use the women's toilets, but if she works there she might not be able to.
Once again everyday life is being made a legal labyrinth for trans people.
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www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Oh fuck off.
This guy isn't interesting or deep. He's a racist, reactionary authoritarian lickspittle and courtier.
Oh fuck off.
This guy isn't interesting or deep. He's a racist, reactionary authoritarian lickspittle and courtier.
Rod Dreher Thinks the Enlightenment Was a Mistake
The influential author derides secularism and the modern world. Conservatives—including the vice president—are joining him on a march back to the Middle Ages.
www.theatlantic.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:44 PM
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Oh fuck off.
This guy isn't interesting or deep. He's a racist, reactionary authoritarian lickspittle and courtier.
Oh fuck off.
This guy isn't interesting or deep. He's a racist, reactionary authoritarian lickspittle and courtier.
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Wow: Meta has been working on plans to add facial recognition technology to its AI smart glasses. nyti.ms/3Os1oxf
And this was the company’s cynical view on when, and how, to do it:
And this was the company’s cynical view on when, and how, to do it:
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Wow: Meta has been working on plans to add facial recognition technology to its AI smart glasses. nyti.ms/3Os1oxf
And this was the company’s cynical view on when, and how, to do it:
And this was the company’s cynical view on when, and how, to do it:
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This is exactly what you’d expect from a high court judge giving their view on direct action
Significant that the High Court ruling is still, in places, quite damning of Palestine Action. It emphatically rejects that the group is engaged in "civil disobediance", for example.
It just finds (compellingly) that proscription was still wrong, despite that.
It just finds (compellingly) that proscription was still wrong, despite that.
February 13, 2026 at 10:47 AM
This is exactly what you’d expect from a high court judge giving their view on direct action
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The head of Dubai-based logistics group DP World has left his post after revelations over his ties with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein piled pressure on the state-backed company to take action
www.ft.com/content/548f...
www.ft.com/content/548f...
DP World boss leaves company after Epstein emails
Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem transformed Dubai-based group into one of the world’s largest logistics operators
www.ft.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
The head of Dubai-based logistics group DP World has left his post after revelations over his ties with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein piled pressure on the state-backed company to take action
www.ft.com/content/548f...
www.ft.com/content/548f...
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I keep thinking about that Andreeson rant about how AI must never be regulated because of innovation, and then look what his boys are doing in the government.
If Moderna is no longer bringing vaccine trials for Epstein-Barr virus (good evidence that EB causes Multiple Sclerosis), herpes, and shingles because of Trump appointees, I want prison time for those appointees.
This might be dooming millions to disease they don’t have to experience.
This might be dooming millions to disease they don’t have to experience.
February 13, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I keep thinking about that Andreeson rant about how AI must never be regulated because of innovation, and then look what his boys are doing in the government.
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It's also T.I.T.S. Ltd.
The fact Nigel Farage's company is called Thorn in the Side Limited is instructive. He doesn't want to run things; too much work. He doesn't want to solve things; too much thought. He just wants to be an annoyance. The classic backseat driver.
Nigel Farage has just moved his company address to...Mayfair. As Private Eye notes, nothing says 'man of the people' like it.
(The office appears to belong, through a complex web, to Reform treasurer Nick Candy's firm)
(The office appears to belong, through a complex web, to Reform treasurer Nick Candy's firm)
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
It's also T.I.T.S. Ltd.
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I'm sorry but a multi times convert to various branches of Christianity doesn't get to trash talk secularism. You're *why* it exists in the first place, bro. The so called conservative intelligentsia really are leeches feasting off the successes of liberalism while trying to destroy it.
rod dreher is not that interesting. he is a guy very clearly filled with self hatred tied to repressed feelings related to his gender and sexuality, and rather than deal with them, he blames “modernity” and “secularism” for why he’s unhappy. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Rod Dreher Thinks the Enlightenment Was a Mistake
The influential author derides secularism and the modern world. Conservatives—including the vice president—are joining him on a march back to the Middle Ages.
www.theatlantic.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I'm sorry but a multi times convert to various branches of Christianity doesn't get to trash talk secularism. You're *why* it exists in the first place, bro. The so called conservative intelligentsia really are leeches feasting off the successes of liberalism while trying to destroy it.