Kaiser of Crisps
@kaiserofcrisps.bsky.social
Lover of savoury crunchy snacks.
Maker of horrible puppets.
Maker of horrible puppets.
They still don't get it... Trump *wants* to destroy NATO, but he wants to do it in such a way that he can blame Europe. You can't compromise with him, you can't deal with him, other than from a position of strength.
January 12, 2026 at 1:30 PM
They still don't get it... Trump *wants* to destroy NATO, but he wants to do it in such a way that he can blame Europe. You can't compromise with him, you can't deal with him, other than from a position of strength.
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Ofcom may take decisive action against X, like requiring it to apologise in eight months on a webpage so buried that nobody will read it.
January 12, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Ofcom may take decisive action against X, like requiring it to apologise in eight months on a webpage so buried that nobody will read it.
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Can't believe the guy who used to use MPs expenses to pay for heating his stables is a hypocritical, valueless, morally devoid cunt.
Former Conservative cabinet minister Nadhim Zahawi has defected to Reform UK
Having served in numerous ministerial positions for successive prime ministers, his defection will likely be seen as the most high-profile yet
"Britain needs Nigel Farage as prime minister," he said on Monday morning
Having served in numerous ministerial positions for successive prime ministers, his defection will likely be seen as the most high-profile yet
"Britain needs Nigel Farage as prime minister," he said on Monday morning
Former Tory Chancellor Nadhim Zahawi Defects To Reform UK
Former Conservative cabinet minister Nadhim Zahawi has defected to Reform UK.
www.politicshome.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Can't believe the guy who used to use MPs expenses to pay for heating his stables is a hypocritical, valueless, morally devoid cunt.
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Difficult, because the actual divide here is more between “Europe-first realists” and a tiny gaggle of extremely belligerent people I’d describe as “crack-smoking American loyalist jihadists who will bring the roof down on everyone, before they admit they’ve even slightly fucked it”.
January 12, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Difficult, because the actual divide here is more between “Europe-first realists” and a tiny gaggle of extremely belligerent people I’d describe as “crack-smoking American loyalist jihadists who will bring the roof down on everyone, before they admit they’ve even slightly fucked it”.
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One thing that unites these people, above all else, is there never ending, self-pitying WHINING.
The "very painful things" they wrote were facts that you avoided tax, had to pay millions in fines, hid it whilst Chancellor then threatened legal action against anyone who reported it.
The "very painful things" they wrote were facts that you avoided tax, had to pay millions in fines, hid it whilst Chancellor then threatened legal action against anyone who reported it.
January 12, 2026 at 11:39 AM
One thing that unites these people, above all else, is there never ending, self-pitying WHINING.
The "very painful things" they wrote were facts that you avoided tax, had to pay millions in fines, hid it whilst Chancellor then threatened legal action against anyone who reported it.
The "very painful things" they wrote were facts that you avoided tax, had to pay millions in fines, hid it whilst Chancellor then threatened legal action against anyone who reported it.
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Totally read this as “How to Paint Ike Turner”.
January 12, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Totally read this as “How to Paint Ike Turner”.
The Malaysian and Indonesian governments have more backbone than Keir Starmer's shoal of jellyfish...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Malaysia blocks Elon Musk’s Grok AI over fake, sexualised images
Country follows Indonesia in restricting access after global outcry over X’s AI tool
www.theguardian.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:19 PM
The Malaysian and Indonesian governments have more backbone than Keir Starmer's shoal of jellyfish...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Useful trick for identifying faked images is to look for the shadows. In this one Farrige has been given a shadow, which is dead giveaway because bloodsuckers don't cast one
*insert politically incorrect quote from Tropic Thunder here*
January 12, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Useful trick for identifying faked images is to look for the shadows. In this one Farrige has been given a shadow, which is dead giveaway because bloodsuckers don't cast one
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The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights
![[Cartoon strip pastiche of the Highway Code, with illustrations describing the text]
[Title panel]:
The Highway Code
Rule number 112b:
LED headlights
In recent years, many
new cars have been fitted with extra-bright LED headlights.
LED headlights increase safety by illuminating every detail of the road ahead
Including the face of the person driving a metal box towards you at a combined speed of 80mph
Whom you have just blinded with your LED headlights.
LED headlights must be fitted at eye-level on a great big murderous wall of car.
[Show a car crumpling into the front of a high-fronted SUV, bathed in light from the blinding headlamps]
They must be permanently on full beam, because you are insane.
And they should be bright enough to make other drivers think they are ascending into a blinding vortex of alien light
Like them old people in the classic Ron Howard film, Cocoon (1985).
[Show illustration of the final scene where the older people on the boat are being yoinked up into the blindingly-illuminated cloaca of the big spaceship]
So remember: you must use LED headlights
To prevent everyone from not crashing into you.
[Image shows this happening]
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidg3mni5yt6nxmwoqrv66uzimyblbekeeffqwtclshd42bl2cr4qa@jpeg)
January 12, 2026 at 11:52 AM
The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights
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I can remember this one on war-wacko website Harry’s Place over twenty years ago, when it was racist Israel-shapes slices of pizza. This is Steve Reed, by the way.
January 12, 2026 at 11:04 AM
I can remember this one on war-wacko website Harry’s Place over twenty years ago, when it was racist Israel-shapes slices of pizza. This is Steve Reed, by the way.
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NEWS! Paedo community keen to avoid being tarnished by association with Elon Musk newsthump.com/2026/01/12/p...
Paedo community keen to avoid being tarnished by association with Elon Musk
The notoriously publicity-shy paedophile community has come together to ensure the public knows they are in no way associated with Elon Musk’s far-right-friendly platform, X.
newsthump.com
January 12, 2026 at 11:39 AM
NEWS! Paedo community keen to avoid being tarnished by association with Elon Musk newsthump.com/2026/01/12/p...
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Remembering the time Clive Anderson interviewed Jeffrey Archer, began by listing his 'achievements' and then asking "is there a beginning to your talents?"
January 12, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Remembering the time Clive Anderson interviewed Jeffrey Archer, began by listing his 'achievements' and then asking "is there a beginning to your talents?"
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10 years ago today, Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall announce their engagement.
January 12, 2026 at 10:20 AM
10 years ago today, Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall announce their engagement.
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US Stock Market waiting to open
January 12, 2026 at 9:29 AM
US Stock Market waiting to open
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When you see your Dead & Co bandmate in an advert and can’t resist the opportunity to mock him.
January 12, 2026 at 9:37 AM
When you see your Dead & Co bandmate in an advert and can’t resist the opportunity to mock him.
Even when Richard Widmark is doing a cheeky wink, there are strong "I am about to put the telescopic sight of a rifle up to my eye" vibes...
January 12, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Even when Richard Widmark is doing a cheeky wink, there are strong "I am about to put the telescopic sight of a rifle up to my eye" vibes...
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Erich Von Däniken has died.
A major influence on pseudoarchaeology and conspiracy theory in the U.S., many people are still unaware of the antisemitic and literal Nazi background to this flavor of "ancient astronaut" stuff.
A major influence on pseudoarchaeology and conspiracy theory in the U.S., many people are still unaware of the antisemitic and literal Nazi background to this flavor of "ancient astronaut" stuff.
January 12, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Erich Von Däniken has died.
A major influence on pseudoarchaeology and conspiracy theory in the U.S., many people are still unaware of the antisemitic and literal Nazi background to this flavor of "ancient astronaut" stuff.
A major influence on pseudoarchaeology and conspiracy theory in the U.S., many people are still unaware of the antisemitic and literal Nazi background to this flavor of "ancient astronaut" stuff.
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My product is rubbish Lord Sugar? I cut corners Lord Sugar?
At least I didn't piss away a third of all personal computer sales in Europe by not doing proper testing on the PC2000 series.
At least I didn't piss away a third of all personal computer sales in Europe by not doing proper testing on the PC2000 series.
If I was on The Apprentice and getting a bollocking from Alan Sugar, I like to think I’d stand up and shout “well at least I didn’t develop & launch the Amstrad Emailer & GX4000!!!”, then run off.
January 12, 2026 at 7:28 AM
My product is rubbish Lord Sugar? I cut corners Lord Sugar?
At least I didn't piss away a third of all personal computer sales in Europe by not doing proper testing on the PC2000 series.
At least I didn't piss away a third of all personal computer sales in Europe by not doing proper testing on the PC2000 series.
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KO'ing everyone's 401k the week they started bragging about murdering citizens in the street on camera is the behavior of people who are on actual drugs. Not metaphorically, it's the behavior of people with underlying mental illness on uppers and steroids who are starting to feel cornered.
January 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
KO'ing everyone's 401k the week they started bragging about murdering citizens in the street on camera is the behavior of people who are on actual drugs. Not metaphorically, it's the behavior of people with underlying mental illness on uppers and steroids who are starting to feel cornered.
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i appreciate this president's commitment to angering absolutely every single constituency in the entire country, no matter what you do or what your politics are, there's something to fucking hate from them
Sentiment check: r/wallstreetbets is absolutely libbing out, indistinguishable from Bsky.
January 12, 2026 at 3:40 AM
i appreciate this president's commitment to angering absolutely every single constituency in the entire country, no matter what you do or what your politics are, there's something to fucking hate from them
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Seeing what Trump has been doing and how he's supported the far right internationally, it's amazing to still see parts of the mainstream elite give the far right in their country the benefit of the doubt as if playing by "the democratic rules" was ever more than a thin veneer over fascist politics
January 12, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Seeing what Trump has been doing and how he's supported the far right internationally, it's amazing to still see parts of the mainstream elite give the far right in their country the benefit of the doubt as if playing by "the democratic rules" was ever more than a thin veneer over fascist politics
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The federal government is flooding our streets with well armed jackbooted thugs that are too incompetent to be safe
ICE tactics and training under scrutiny after Minneapolis shooting
Policing experts say officer who fired fatal shots may have placed himself at needless risk by standing in front of Renée Good’s vehicle.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 11, 2026 at 4:24 PM
The federal government is flooding our streets with well armed jackbooted thugs that are too incompetent to be safe
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if dems have any sense, they'll start off a 2028 win by immediately firing every ICE agent hired under Trump II and framing it as "saving americans' lives and money." and then scatter what's left of ICE through a reorg.
I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
ICE recruitment is going well.
January 12, 2026 at 2:18 AM
if dems have any sense, they'll start off a 2028 win by immediately firing every ICE agent hired under Trump II and framing it as "saving americans' lives and money." and then scatter what's left of ICE through a reorg.
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Rest in piss Erich Von Daniken. Racist pseudoscience charlatan and a model for every flat earth, tartaria, Atlantis etc shithead who came after him
Erich Von Däniken has died.
A major influence on pseudoarchaeology and conspiracy theory in the U.S., many people are still unaware of the antisemitic and literal Nazi background to this flavor of "ancient astronaut" stuff.
A major influence on pseudoarchaeology and conspiracy theory in the U.S., many people are still unaware of the antisemitic and literal Nazi background to this flavor of "ancient astronaut" stuff.
January 12, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Rest in piss Erich Von Daniken. Racist pseudoscience charlatan and a model for every flat earth, tartaria, Atlantis etc shithead who came after him
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Once again, pundits prove that their analysis of the world is based on social media posts. "Both sides are uncivil" is a basic observation about internet communication and has nothing to do with how power is exercised and justice is distributed in the real world!
Except, @chatterton.bsky.social, one of these two people is facing both state and federal charges, including the death penalty.
Whereas Jonathan Ross is being actively protected by an administration that started defaming Renee Good before her body was cold.
That is a meaningful difference!
Whereas Jonathan Ross is being actively protected by an administration that started defaming Renee Good before her body was cold.
That is a meaningful difference!
January 11, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Once again, pundits prove that their analysis of the world is based on social media posts. "Both sides are uncivil" is a basic observation about internet communication and has nothing to do with how power is exercised and justice is distributed in the real world!