Robert
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Portland based amateur photographer. See my galleries at kalal.xyz
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“The guy I know from the Super Pedophile told me I can be forever president.”
Exclusive | Trump Told by Alan Dershowitz Constitutionality of Third Term Is Unclear
Trump’s former lawyer presented him with his forthcoming book that concludes the Constitution is ambiguous on the question.
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December 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
“The guy I know from the Super Pedophile told me I can be forever president.”
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Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
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March 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
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Morning update: NO on cloture. NO on the CR. We’re fighting this bad bill that cuts Americans a terrible deal with everything we’ve got.
March 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Morning update: NO on cloture. NO on the CR. We’re fighting this bad bill that cuts Americans a terrible deal with everything we’ve got.
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Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China
Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China
WASHINGTON—Promising a glorious future marked by limitless prosperity for the East Asian nation, President Donald Trump outlined a bold vision Tuesday night for a golden age of China. “Under my leader...
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March 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China
March 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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March 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Some pictures of cans. Testing some different lighting, lenses, and settings. #cans #seltzer #seltzerama #photography #macrophotography
March 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Some pictures of cans. Testing some different lighting, lenses, and settings. #cans #seltzer #seltzerama #photography #macrophotography
Man Feels Like Whole Life Just Endless Cycle Of Work, Eat, Sleep, Get Abducted By Aliens — theonion.com/man-feels-li...
Man Feels Like Whole Life Just Endless Cycle Of Work, Eat, Sleep, Get Abducted By Aliens
CLEVELAND—Bemoaning the exhausting pattern into which his existence seemed to have fallen, local man Matthew Taylor told reporters Wednesday that he felt like his whole life was just an endless cycle ...
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February 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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February 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance — theonion.com/investigatio...
Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance
WASHINGTON—Raising alarm over what the report called a major breach, a watchdog investigation discovered Tuesday that Elon Musk’s hair-plug guy had been granted high-level security clearance by the U....
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February 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/vot...
Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...
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February 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/vot...
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Trump Struggling To Remember How He Related To Elon Musk
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February 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Trump Struggling To Remember How He Related To Elon Musk
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Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI
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February 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI
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