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Kalibur Vuh'uni

@kalibur.vuhuni.net

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30 // Robot Wolf (and Garou too!) Genderfucked (any/any) / Pan / Therian / Hot Mess Express The only robot wolf voted by the UN as upsetting sexually to look at! Posts and thoughts are my own! Minors DNI // 18+ Only

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Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 6h

I volunteer

Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 1d

Excuse me. It's DUMPkin Spice.

God, no wonder they're half off. No one knows what the smell is!

(I genuinely despise this product)

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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 1d

And volunteer! Staffing a con usually comes with nice perks like early room booking and free regular badge. It usually doesn’t take too much time out of your control weekend. I’ve been able to attend everything I want to and manage the dealers den at AO.

Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 1d

Upset at a furry convention selling out too quickly? Want furry to remain cool in the age of social media?

Commission weird art. Make your sona weird. Be like me and be on all fours. Support your trans and BIPOC homies. Make this shit supportive and goofy!

If this upsets you, check your heart.

Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 1d

Upset at a furry convention selling out too quickly? Want furry to remain cool in the age of social media?

Commission weird art. Make your sona weird. Be like me and be on all fours. Support your trans and BIPOC homies. Make this shit supportive and goofy!

If this upsets you, check your heart.

Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 2d

Brand new headshot of me by the amazing @dankitsune.bsky.social !

I love it! <3

Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 2d

I feel weirdly alienated from my own family more and more as time progresses. It just feels like I am more alone than I ever have been.

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Cassius @mostlysilent.hexgen.systems · 2d

Thick, scaly coils wrap around your body, squeezing you tight. You should squirm, fight, try to escape, but you can feel the strength beneath those scales. Even if you tried to break free, those coils would tighten and crush you. So you relax, feeling the weight of those heavy coils on your body.

Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 2d

Thanks friendo <3

Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 3d

That's legitimately the question I have. I do a lot of stuff (even if my brain thinks otherwise) but it all feels less important for some reason. It's like a latent shame of some kind.

Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 3d

This feels like something Leslie Nielsen would say during The Naked Gun. I can hear it in his voice.

Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 3d

A hard lesson I learned with the friend side is that if putting up boundaries causes your friend group to disappear, they weren't really good friends to begin with. You got this, friendo <3

Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 3d

I know, but it feels....off

Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 3d

But I cannot lie.....it hits a weird spot in my gut. I had the same reaction to a friend of mine getting married in college. I feel weirdly inadequate, like I'm 30 years old and fucking off with my life. Having retreated and lost everything in Colorado doesn't help with this.

Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 3d

Nothing is more sobering than breakfast with the family for the first time since moving back towards home and finding out my younger sister is engaged.

I understand that as a disaster queer that I'm in hard mode and I cannot hold myself to the same standards as cis hetero folks (Cont.)

Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 4d

Reynoldsburg has everything I need

Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 4d

Ah yes. The Sunoco station....where I get my Labubus

Picture of a Sunoco station sign reading
10% OFF AUTO REPAIR
614 861 4222
KEROSENE FIREWOOD
PROPANE LIVE BAIT
BEER & CIGS
LABUBU IN STOCK

Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 4d

People who drive duallys

Why must you tempt the width restriction in the Starbucks drive thru?

Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 7d

Happy Locktober to those who celebrate! May your cages remain comfy and balls remain blue in your month of fun!

Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 7d

How I feel before my exam tomorrow:
Great ❌️
OK ❌️
Concerned ❌️
Nervous ❌️
Damn, We're Really In Some Shit ✅️

Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 8d

Wolfable? Now I'm all in!

Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 8d

I gotta have some level of hope

Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 8d

You jest, but that might make it bearable to use.....

Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 8d

See, diapers are an excellent control device. AB/DL friend getting way too uppity? Buzz them into compliance. Can't get too big for your pamps if you're moaning and forgetting your name because a funny wand is vibrating your brain cells to pieces.

Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 8d

Everyone talks hard game until Mr. Buzzy comes out. Then everything changes.

Gonna have to give Kali buzzy paws or something for all of my padded friends.

"Shut up and get overstimmed, idiot"

Kalibur Vuh'uni @kalibur.vuhuni.net · 9d

I appreciate it <3