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listening to pendulum for old times sake and my coworker asked what it was

the only way i could describe it was "cyberdemon surf rock"
January 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Man when did the Doritos Locos Taco shells get osteoporosis?
January 6, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Why do boomers have such disrespect for power cords?
January 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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I was compelled to draw trans Dilbert again and then I blacked out what’s that other thing on my tablet
January 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
It's kind of an amazing security feature for me that if I don't type my work password for more than a week, it becomes completely irretrievable from my consciousness.
January 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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On his deathbed Scott Adams has received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Soon he will look down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
January 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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The mouse is a versatile little beast
January 1, 2026 at 7:39 PM
🥪
January 1, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him
December 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Got yelled at by the Metra guy who told us to get on the train but apparently we got on the wrong car.
December 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
A substantive part of why other extraction shooters can't catch on is that they don't commit to the bit of needing to convert rubles into euros at a terrible exchange rate.
December 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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this is me btw if u even care....
November 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Every time I hangout with my parents they try to get me to sign up for a financial advisor and I always have to tell them I don't make enough money and every time it breaks their mind a little.
December 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence (1983)
November 18, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Gonna mess around and start calling Arby's "Romero Bravo's".
December 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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as a small child, i realized my parents were buying gifts labeled as being from "Santa" but instead of accepting Santa wasn't real, i instead constructed the belief that Santa was a kind of intercessor that descended, like the holy spirit, and gave divine inspiration to parents about gifts to buy
December 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Is Weetabix any good?
December 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Nutcracker time.
December 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Gallus Gallus Rex
when da chicken is da dinosaur
#art #paleoart #trex #tyrannosaurusrex #dinosaur
December 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My sister is a therapist who works with teens and asked me today what the difference between furry and therian was.
December 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM