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I like optimizing and breaking games | He/Him

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I need more fun facts about 57. If you ever have any fun facts about 57 (ones that aren't already listed on the Wikipedia article for 57, since I've seen all of those), literally just tag me any time. Also if you see 57 in really cool places out in the world.
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November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I kept thinking most of these Jokers would be temporary, and I'd pivot the build before Ante 8, but here we are. (Also, never found a good skip, so I have 8 Double Tags)
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
ONE
EIGHT
ZERO
ZERO
HE'S SO HANDSOME
HE'S MY HERO
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Gwenpool and Jeff
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Its my birthday today! More importantly I finally got the new pins I teased up on my shop, my birthday gift to you all!!

rjpalmerstore.com/collections/...
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Is this platform still against stabbing people in the eyes or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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My boyyyyyy
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Watching the parade

My parents, hopeful that one day I will bring them grandchildren to fill their home with laughter and joy

My dumbass pointing at the tv screen explaining to them “that’s my boy Goku”
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Happy Turkey Day. Just ignore the fact that I didn't render any meat in this image. (Though, maybe Pikmin count? Have to ask Louie.)

#Blender3D #BlenderEevee #Thanksgiving #Pikmin #Food
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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We got to make using AI to figure out personal gifts a social crime. Most gifts suck to begin with but now you’ve literally taken the thought out of it’s the thought that counts
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Damn. I was all excited for this emulation home launcher project, and today it was found out that the creator is a massive transphobe.
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Sammy's Journal
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#metroid
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Serebii Update: Pokémon Legends Z-A Ranked Battle Season 3 has begun.

Adds Mega Chesnaught into the game if you reach Rank S

Runs until December 18th at 01:59 UTC

Details @ www.serebii.net/legendsz-a/r...
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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practicing pixel art in procreate 💫
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If somebody's in the business of selling you an LLM, maybe stop to consider why they might try to convince you that "Actually, it might already be sentient"
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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The modern world is just pro wrestling and a gambling addiction standing on top of a mechanical Turk.
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Geologic Core Sample

xkcd.com/3171/
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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there’s this constant mythology about the elusive centrist voter who isn’t represented by the media but whenever they use examples of people not represented by the media it’s always people like alan dershowitz who are still represented in the media and almost exclusively so!
Bari Weiss says she wants to use her new perch at CBS News to “redraw the lines of what falls in the 40 yards of acceptable debate” in American political and cultural life. She says the aim is to sideline voices like Hasan Piker, Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes, and elevate “charismatic”...
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Real tee bee aych
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Every car made today is an incredibly sophisticated computer on wheels. Really unfortunate that there is simply no solution to having it die because one (1) little overhead light was left on overnight.
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM