Hayden Kane
@kanefabe.com
I write about sports and professional wrestling. I write about some other things, too.
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Hayden Kane
@kanefabe.com
· Sep 7
Kanefabe Writing
Sports. Pro Wrestling. Stories.
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Here's my site: kanefabe.com
It's got a sports newsletter, a wrestling blog, and other collections of my writing.
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It's got a sports newsletter, a wrestling blog, and other collections of my writing.
Check it out. Tell a friend. Thanks.
This article is presumably 4 words. “Because it’s in Miami.”
January 9, 2026 at 1:26 PM
This article is presumably 4 words. “Because it’s in Miami.”
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Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
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Cut and dry murder. Arrest the officer right now.
Here are two key frames of the video. (Changed language on the first notation.)
January 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Cut and dry murder. Arrest the officer right now.
The Rockies should sign Bo Bichette.
January 7, 2026 at 1:07 PM
The Rockies should sign Bo Bichette.
I'm not fully caught up, but I know that MJF is the AEW champion now, so I wrote about that.
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AEW week in review: The next MJF era
The MJF era starts again. Looking ahead to what that means for AEW and what's coming up this week.
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January 7, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I'm not fully caught up, but I know that MJF is the AEW champion now, so I wrote about that.
kanefabe.com/aew-week-in-...
kanefabe.com/aew-week-in-...
Watching Aaron Rodgers try to run for a first down made me think of a time that I (recently) fell down playing kickball. So I wrote about getting old and doing our best.
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Getting older
I am not faster than Aaron Rodgers.
I am 40 years old as of the middle of last month. Rodgers is 42 years old as of the beginning of last month, almost exactly two years older than I am.
I played ba...
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January 6, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Watching Aaron Rodgers try to run for a first down made me think of a time that I (recently) fell down playing kickball. So I wrote about getting old and doing our best.
kanefabe.com/getting-olde...
kanefabe.com/getting-olde...
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
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the one cool thing about OG feudalism which we should bring back in this version is the rich guys actually had to put on armor and go fight each other
January 3, 2026 at 8:49 PM
the one cool thing about OG feudalism which we should bring back in this version is the rich guys actually had to put on armor and go fight each other
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Slop slop slop slop slop slop
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Slop slop slop slop slop slop
I guess that all the time
December 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I guess that all the time
Pop
Tony Khan revealed that tonight, AEW is filming their first episode of AEW Dark in YEARS
December 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Pop
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
Relevant to the Yacht Club conversation this week about Collinsworth @harrisfootball.com @andybehrens.bsky.social … if you didn’t know the score and just listened to the analysis, you would NOT know Mahomes is 12 for 28 with two picks and 10 scoreboard points
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Relevant to the Yacht Club conversation this week about Collinsworth @harrisfootball.com @andybehrens.bsky.social … if you didn’t know the score and just listened to the analysis, you would NOT know Mahomes is 12 for 28 with two picks and 10 scoreboard points
Fernando Mendoza more cutting a wacky wrestling promo than actually talking to the sideline reporter
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Fernando Mendoza more cutting a wacky wrestling promo than actually talking to the sideline reporter
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What the fuck is there to review
Supreme Court Agrees to Review Trump Order Restricting Birthright Citizenship
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
What the fuck is there to review
The best parenthetical I’ve ever seen
Hold up
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The best parenthetical I’ve ever seen
The juxtaposition of the Daniel Jones gush fest on the broadcast and Daniel Jones trying to turn the ball over is kind of funny.
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The juxtaposition of the Daniel Jones gush fest on the broadcast and Daniel Jones trying to turn the ball over is kind of funny.
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People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.
November 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.
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Here's a statement that gets weaker and weaker by the sentence, with an AI mention as the final coat of polish on the turd
The NBA's memo to teams on Monday, obtained by ESPN:
October 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Here's a statement that gets weaker and weaker by the sentence, with an AI mention as the final coat of polish on the turd
Did I give away my age by calling someone "Skippy" and referring to adult content as "smut?" I did not. I'm 40, but from that post you would assume that I'm an 80-year-old who is posting on Bluesky.
October 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Did I give away my age by calling someone "Skippy" and referring to adult content as "smut?" I did not. I'm 40, but from that post you would assume that I'm an 80-year-old who is posting on Bluesky.
Among the things I have enjoyed about these MLB playoffs, I like the return of starting pitchers as the main characters. kanefabe.com/that-one-abo...
That one about the next day's starting pitcher
About Yamamoto, Bam Bam, and another check in with a fellow old guy.
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October 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Among the things I have enjoyed about these MLB playoffs, I like the return of starting pitchers as the main characters. kanefabe.com/that-one-abo...
This just makes it all the more absurd that Skippy claimed they fixed these issues when he announced the upcoming chance for people to make smut. It's all so stupid.
by OpenAI’s own estimates, hundreds of thousands of ChatGPT users are showing signs of manic or psychotic crisis every week
OpenAI Says Hundreds of Thousands of ChatGPT Users May Show Signs of Manic or Psychotic Crisis Every Week
OpenAI Says Hundreds of Thousands of ChatGPT Users May Show Signs of Manic or Psychotic Crisis Every Week
www.wired.com
October 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This just makes it all the more absurd that Skippy claimed they fixed these issues when he announced the upcoming chance for people to make smut. It's all so stupid.
Honestly I would find the Capital One Bank guy more interesting than Jeter too
October 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Honestly I would find the Capital One Bank guy more interesting than Jeter too