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🩸 Scarin’ Goreslay 🩸 @karencorday.bsky.social · 7d

“What’s up, Starhawk?” — how my friends and I roasted each other in the mid-late 90s when we wore long velvet dresses or other “witchy” attire

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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 10d

Fucking disgusting variety.com/2025/tv/news...

Jimmy Fallon Plans to ‘Keep My Head Down’ and Avoid Politics on ‘The Tonight Show’: ‘We Hit Both Sides Equally’

Jimmy Fallon says he plans to "keep my head down" and avoid politics on "The Tonight Show."

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🩸 Scarin’ Goreslay 🩸 @karencorday.bsky.social · 10d

IT RULES! Thank you for spreading the news!

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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 10d

kinda expected this to be about a mouse in a waistcoat

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🩸 Scarin’ Goreslay 🩸 @karencorday.bsky.social · 12d

Might just tape to my forehead

Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 12d

Got these "know your rights"cards that are supposed to remind you what to say to ICE agents but honestly you could use this for a lot of people

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🩸 Scarin’ Goreslay 🩸 @karencorday.bsky.social · 13d

Loved interviewing my brilliant pal @modaviau.bsky.social about her gorgeous new book, Epic and Lovely, for Two Bossy Dames 💕💕💕 open.substack.com/pub/twobossy...

"This is kind of dark, but follow me to the dark place..."

My friend Mo Daviau wrote, well, an EPIC AND LOVELY book and we talked about it!

open.substack.com

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🩸 Scarin’ Goreslay 🩸 @karencorday.bsky.social · 13d

I will try the next time I see this patriot

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🩸 Scarin’ Goreslay 🩸 @karencorday.bsky.social · 13d

A guy has been standing downtown with a sign reading IS IT JUST ME OR IS THE PRESIDENT A TOTAL PUSSY?! and its astute simplicity is refreshing and really should catch on

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🩸 Scarin’ Goreslay 🩸 @karencorday.bsky.social · 17d

You know I’m snugged up with our mutual boyfriend Gardner Orton in the Vermont Country Store catalog 🥰

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🩸 Scarin’ Goreslay 🩸 @karencorday.bsky.social · 18d

Morherfuckers

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🩸 Scarin’ Goreslay 🩸 @karencorday.bsky.social · 18d

It’s it’s decorative gourds season, motherfuckers season, morherfuckers

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🩸 Scarin’ Goreslay 🩸 @karencorday.bsky.social · Sep 10

I was talking shit about Jerry Seinfeld last night and I’ll do it again today and tomorrow. Never not a creep.

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🩸 Scarin’ Goreslay 🩸 @karencorday.bsky.social · Sep 10

I’m reading this book right now and it is SO FUCKING GOOD!

West Virginia University Press @wvupress.bsky.social · Sep 4

Happy publication week to Epic and Lovely by Mo Daviau @mauditmo !!

“This book is a love bomb, a love bloom, a love letter from a soul on the edge of death who talks back, cracks wise, and throws down wisdom."
—Lidia Yuknavitch, author of Reading the Waves: A Memoir and The Chronology of Water

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🩸 Scarin’ Goreslay 🩸 @karencorday.bsky.social · Sep 7

Grosse Pointe Blank holds up but as always, Joan Cusak should have the John Cusak role and vice versa

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🩸 Scarin’ Goreslay 🩸 @karencorday.bsky.social · Sep 5

It was such a delight when he got all that praise and attention for Can You Ever Forgive Me? 😍

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🩸 Scarin’ Goreslay 🩸 @karencorday.bsky.social · Sep 5

BAT NET!!!

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🩸 Scarin’ Goreslay 🩸 @karencorday.bsky.social · Sep 2

THE HUSBAND SAID IT

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🩸 Scarin’ Goreslay 🩸 @karencorday.bsky.social · Sep 2

a man in a red shirt is standing in front of a window in a room .

Alt: Bea Arthur as Maude opening a door and smiling.

media.tenor.com

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🩸 Scarin’ Goreslay 🩸 @karencorday.bsky.social · Sep 2

✨ GET! ✨ A ✨DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ✨

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🩸 Scarin’ Goreslay 🩸 @karencorday.bsky.social · Sep 2

I’m being shown FB posts from every We Do Not Care group in existence & they’re all “I do not care if my husband literally pissed in my Cheerios this morning & called me a woke fartknocker. I’m going on vacation alone because he makes me cry every day & I hope he dies on the toilet while I’m gone”

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🩸 Scarin’ Goreslay 🩸 @karencorday.bsky.social · Sep 2

🎶🎵AND THEN THERE’S ME!!! 🎶🎵

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🩸 Scarin’ Goreslay 🩸 @karencorday.bsky.social · Sep 2

I loved it from the get-go soooooo…maybe?!

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🩸 Scarin’ Goreslay 🩸 @karencorday.bsky.social · Sep 2

There is a little-seen, utterly charming movie, Vamps, directed by Amy Heckerling and starring Krysten Ritter and Alicia Silverstone as party girl vampires in 2012 New York, and they perkily do this throughout the movie with rats

ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · Sep 2

If I was a vampire, I’d get a metal straw with a pointy end or a really fat hypodermic needle and just capri sun people

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🩸 Scarin’ Goreslay 🩸 @karencorday.bsky.social · Sep 2

Drop an old person you’re going to turn into

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Creepyosaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · Aug 31

Happy 'greatest correction ever' day to all who celebrate

A statement published August 31st, 1997 by the National Enquirer. It reads "We apologise for the Princess Diana page one headline "Di Goes Sex Mad", which is still on the stands at some locations. It is currently being replaced with a special 72-page tribute issue: "A Farewell To The Princess We All Loved""

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