Creekyosaurus
@cheekyian.bsky.social
We toast with bitter dregs, to our emptiness.
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"I didn't do it. And if I did do it, it was years ago, so it doesn't matter".
Oh, but it does matter Nigel. It matters a great deal.
"They're only making these claims now, because I'm leading in the opinion polls".
The claims were reported 13 years ago, Nigel... 🤮
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Oh, but it does matter Nigel. It matters a great deal.
"They're only making these claims now, because I'm leading in the opinion polls".
The claims were reported 13 years ago, Nigel... 🤮
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Nigel Farage's racism denials are dishonest, says ex-classmate
Peter Ettedgui tells the BBC Nigel Farage targeted antisemitic abuse at him when they were teenagers.
www.bbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"I didn't do it. And if I did do it, it was years ago, so it doesn't matter".
Oh, but it does matter Nigel. It matters a great deal.
"They're only making these claims now, because I'm leading in the opinion polls".
The claims were reported 13 years ago, Nigel... 🤮
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Oh, but it does matter Nigel. It matters a great deal.
"They're only making these claims now, because I'm leading in the opinion polls".
The claims were reported 13 years ago, Nigel... 🤮
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
It’s not the sexiest of garments. It arguably looks more like a discarded fishing net. And yet it has cast a spell over the internet
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
US food discourse worth having
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
US food discourse worth having
Maybe he should do an interview with Emily Matliss
Three more school contemporaries who claim to have witnessed Nigel Farage’s alleged teenage racism have rejected the Reform UK leader’s suggestion that it was “banter”, describing it as targeted, persistent and nasty.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Three more ex-pupils at school with Nigel Farage reject ‘banter’ claims
Exclusive: Dulwich college contemporaries ‘rubbish’ Reform UK leader’s suggestion alleged racist taunts not intended to hurt
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Maybe he should do an interview with Emily Matliss
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
Guessing they'll be pulling that BBC News trailer with Clive Myrie going on about the Beeb fighting disinformation now
NEWS --> BBC confirms to me that they did edit a line out of historian @rutgerbregman.com's speech. It called Trump "the most openly corrupt president in US history."
BBC also confirms this was done on the advice of lawyers. So Trump's threats worked.
New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
BBC also confirms this was done on the advice of lawyers. So Trump's threats worked.
New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
Trump’s Fury at BBC Gets Unnerving Results with Pro-MAGA Edit Stunner
First, British Broadcasting Corporation execs resigned after Trump complained about a segment. Now the BBC edited out a line from a historian that was critical of Trump. Where does this end?
newrepublic.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Guessing they'll be pulling that BBC News trailer with Clive Myrie going on about the Beeb fighting disinformation now
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Amazing that Aquaman and Rainman are such different movies.
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Amazing that Aquaman and Rainman are such different movies.
Who knew Titchmarsh had such a giant pear?
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Who knew Titchmarsh had such a giant pear?
In case there was any lingering doubt about why it's called A Very British Bigotry...
Today I learned that stalking a 17 year old girl, writing up a 400 page 'dossier' about her, falsely reporting her to the police and smashing her phone does not constitute 'harassment'.
One wonders what *would*.
One wonders what *would*.
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
In case there was any lingering doubt about why it's called A Very British Bigotry...
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You want to know how many Patreon sign ups we’ve had as a result of this Patreon ad that has 3.6k likes, 439 comments & 414 shares?
One.
One.
So far we’ve made $1.50 (before Patreon fees) from this experience.
One.
One.
So far we’ve made $1.50 (before Patreon fees) from this experience.
Guys I have terrible news - this post has gone viral on Facebook, promoting hundreds of rage-filled comments from people who have taken it very seriously indeed. And, most annoyingly, the Autism Parents have found it!!
Mary Walker, 9, who has always displayed autistic traits, was miraculously fixed by her parents insisting that she stop it at once.
Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/119410...
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November 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
You want to know how many Patreon sign ups we’ve had as a result of this Patreon ad that has 3.6k likes, 439 comments & 414 shares?
One.
One.
So far we’ve made $1.50 (before Patreon fees) from this experience.
One.
One.
So far we’ve made $1.50 (before Patreon fees) from this experience.
Best recipes? Do's and Don't's when buying it? Don't mix it up with coke before doing a comedy set at Glastonbury?
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Best recipes? Do's and Don't's when buying it? Don't mix it up with coke before doing a comedy set at Glastonbury?
Kept wondering why Sharon from Eastenders had entered the discourse, then realised she's played by Letitia Dean, not Letitia James.
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Kept wondering why Sharon from Eastenders had entered the discourse, then realised she's played by Letitia Dean, not Letitia James.
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Look, I am very small potatoes as an author. I make too little in royalties to live off them. But I can tell you the reason I got to write my 2nd book was bc the sales of the 1st were very good. That's what else you're eating into by pirating, our ability to keep writing what you claim to love.
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Look, I am very small potatoes as an author. I make too little in royalties to live off them. But I can tell you the reason I got to write my 2nd book was bc the sales of the 1st were very good. That's what else you're eating into by pirating, our ability to keep writing what you claim to love.
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I posted a buy link here to "A Magical Inheritance" a few days ago, and 24 of you immediately went to Anna's Archives and fucking stole it from me.
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I posted a buy link here to "A Magical Inheritance" a few days ago, and 24 of you immediately went to Anna's Archives and fucking stole it from me.
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
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I'd never heard of this site until tonight. Both my books are on there. Did you know my publisher offers one of three lowest royalty rates in the entire industry? And that I didn't get an advance? Literally all I make is from royalties. Royalties I don't earn when you pirate my book.
I posted a buy link here to "A Magical Inheritance" a few days ago, and 24 of you immediately went to Anna's Archives and fucking stole it from me.
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I'd never heard of this site until tonight. Both my books are on there. Did you know my publisher offers one of three lowest royalty rates in the entire industry? And that I didn't get an advance? Literally all I make is from royalties. Royalties I don't earn when you pirate my book.
Spot the 6 Music newsreader who isn't familiar with Jimmy Cliff, RIP: "responsible for hits such as Wonderful World and Beautiful People"
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Spot the 6 Music newsreader who isn't familiar with Jimmy Cliff, RIP: "responsible for hits such as Wonderful World and Beautiful People"
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Last ask, I swear. Local film makers shooting a story written by my excellent, clever and funny school writers group. Ignore the figures here. We're £350 short with three days to go. If you've bunged us some money THANK YOU. If you'd like to, THANK YOU. ❤️
www.spacehive.com/angeline#/la...
www.spacehive.com/angeline#/la...
Angeline - A film by Dallas Road Primary
'Angeline', a film by Dallas Road Primary School, created with Lancaster Film Initiative and Ian Martin.
www.spacehive.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Last ask, I swear. Local film makers shooting a story written by my excellent, clever and funny school writers group. Ignore the figures here. We're £350 short with three days to go. If you've bunged us some money THANK YOU. If you'd like to, THANK YOU. ❤️
www.spacehive.com/angeline#/la...
www.spacehive.com/angeline#/la...
Is 6 Music doing a personal recruitment drive? Working from home, so stick the radio on. Slowdive, followed by a cracking track I'd never heard before (by Sassy 009), then @kathyburke.bsky.social comes on as a guest!
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Is 6 Music doing a personal recruitment drive? Working from home, so stick the radio on. Slowdive, followed by a cracking track I'd never heard before (by Sassy 009), then @kathyburke.bsky.social comes on as a guest!
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Yo, weekly monthly and yearly
Until them motherfuckers see clearly
That I'm down with the capital CPT
Boy you can't fuck with me
When I'm in your neighborhood you better duck
Cause Ice Cube is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
But when I come back boy, I'm coming straight outta Compton
Until them motherfuckers see clearly
That I'm down with the capital CPT
Boy you can't fuck with me
When I'm in your neighborhood you better duck
Cause Ice Cube is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
But when I come back boy, I'm coming straight outta Compton
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Yo, weekly monthly and yearly
Until them motherfuckers see clearly
That I'm down with the capital CPT
Boy you can't fuck with me
When I'm in your neighborhood you better duck
Cause Ice Cube is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
But when I come back boy, I'm coming straight outta Compton
Until them motherfuckers see clearly
That I'm down with the capital CPT
Boy you can't fuck with me
When I'm in your neighborhood you better duck
Cause Ice Cube is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
But when I come back boy, I'm coming straight outta Compton
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Grabbed some cutlery out of the wash up that was *way* too hot
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Grabbed some cutlery out of the wash up that was *way* too hot
Grabbed some cutlery out of the wash up that was *way* too hot
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Grabbed some cutlery out of the wash up that was *way* too hot
As I've always said, will be happy to have Eze back at Palace if things don't work out for him at the Arsenal.
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
As I've always said, will be happy to have Eze back at Palace if things don't work out for him at the Arsenal.